Johnny Ho *The Official Site*
Johnny Ho
Just because Ken gives me a massage, doesn't mean I'm gay

Male
28 years old
Dade County, Miami, Florida
United States



Last Login: 6/10/2009
Mood: sweaty Mood Image
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    Johnny Ho *The Official Site*'s Interests
MusicQueen, Gwar, Liberace
MoviesBrokeback Mountain, The Crying Game, Weekend at Bernies, Driving Miss Daisy, and Rocky Horror Picture Show
TelevisionQueer eye for the straight guy
Books"How to pick up trashy women" by Chris Novotney
HeroesInventor of the penis enlarger, and anyone who works at Vitamin Water.

     Johnny Ho *The Official Site*'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Essex, England
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Muslim
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Professional cock blocker
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Johnny Ho *The Official Site*'s Schools
University Of Southern Indiana
Evansville, IN
Graduated: N/A
Major: PR and Advertising
 
Current Courses:

2007 to Present



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   Johnny Ho *The Official Site*'s Blurbs
About me:
For starters my name is William "Johnny Ho" Johnno. I was born in 1981, and according to the Chinese Zodiac I'm a cock. Which makes perfect sense cause I'm always cock blocking my friends any chance I get. It can be on south beach or at club Mansion or the Opium Garden...If I'm not getting any...either are my mates. Since the U.S. has a socialist president now I believe it's only fair to spread the wealth. And yes it's true..I lust for Josh, and when he's not home I like to sit in his room and rummage through his thing.I enjoy touching his pillow and smelling his clothes. I'm guilty of many nasty pleasures...Josh being one of them. I enjoy sitting alone in his room thinking of him. Honestly, I like to play with anything that belongs to Josh. Please forgive me... I do get carried away sometime, and I hope Josh doesn't catch...but then again I might welcome it. So I can profess my love to him and tell him you caught me in here mastrubating to your shampoo bottle....I wait and wait...but he never comes...
Who I'd like to meet:
My dad's divorce lawyer cause he had sex with my mama, Susan Boyle, Jay "Queer Bait" Cutler for screwing over my beloved Broncos, and the inventor of pencellin.

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Lai





May 27 2009 11:18 PM

Hey Meagan, your MySpace doesn't look a thing like you. What's wrong, hun??

Is someone stalking you on here?

<3
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May 17 2009 7:45 AM

Thankx Baby Holla any Time You Need Something....
Joey





May 11 2009 4:22 PM

You home yet??
I swear I just want to go to your house, but I only have a quarter tank so Im not goin there for nuffin!
*Youuu Can't Catch Meee ;)





May 5 2009 7:55 PM

haha the stick thing.
thats funny...
we havent seen him in foreverrrrr!
but alright ill be waiting here for you. and we can guitar hero it up!
...and of course..
PACK. =]
*Youuu Can't Catch Meee ;)





Apr 29 2009 6:16 PM

mmm watermelon! where is it
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Apr 28 2009 8:31 PM

FINALLY! A REAL SALSA NIGHT FOR REAL SALSA/MAMBO LOVERS!

The night begins at 8:00pm with a salsa lesson by the artist director of Urban Vibe; the 2007 and 2008 Chicago Champions of the ESPN World Salsa Championships!

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Apr 28 2009 12:55 AM

haha thanks shawdy (lol)!...yeah i cant wait..its gonna be suuuuuuuuuper fun...when you gettin back to hammond
Joey





Apr 27 2009 5:42 PM

may 10th?
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Apr 23 2009 8:41 PM

Are you ready for some serious salsa/mambo entertainment? The Saturday Salsa/Mambo Concert Series starts in May! Don't miss it!


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Apr 22 2009 7:03 PM

Yeah as of right now I dont have one either, It got shut off cuz I forgot to pay my bill = /
Joey





Apr 22 2009 6:05 PM

Working a lot just being a bum pretty much
Whens ur phone gonna b back on lol
Joey





Apr 22 2009 5:52 PM

ur forsure coming back right
patrick





Apr 20 2009 5:28 PM

well its up to u dont matter and i had a good time to got to meet you and my cupcake lol
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Apr 17 2009 4:10 AM

may 1, so wheres sucio been?
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Apr 17 2009 3:53 AM

yea, thats who im goin wit
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Apr 17 2009 3:44 AM

i got one, its all good now
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Apr 17 2009 3:42 AM

oh i got a date, its all good now
josh





Apr 16 2009 8:39 AM

lol it's 3:38am here I'm from tulsa what about you?
josh





Apr 16 2009 8:28 AM

Thanks for adding me and I just got off work.
Lai





Apr 12 2009 5:07 PM



Just me and GOD now





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Apr 4 2009 2:53 AM

Hhahahha...Greatly appreciated 'Ma!!!...Thanks for the love....Tell a friend..or an enemy...about my Music!!hhahaha....Don't be a stranger!!!!...PEACE....The Genuine Article....CRISPY....WERDAMOUF RECORDS...."Get the WERD out"
*Youuu Can't Catch Meee ;)





Mar 31 2009 7:47 PM

HEYYY I LIKEEEE TURTLESSSSSSSS!!! MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Mar 28 2009 5:30 PM

in 2 weeks on spring break
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