~You didn't know anything about bills until you came to the US.
~You still wear Speedos to the beach or pool
~You like Guarana better than Coke.
~If someone tells you to be at a certain place at 1:00 pm, you don't show up until 2:30 or 3:00 p.m.
~You know who Xuxa and Pele are.
~Your entire family goes to grandma's house on Sundays for a big family get together....even when you guys see each other everyday.
~You can name at least 30 novelas and 10000 actors/actresses.
~BBQ means steak, sausage, chicken wings, pork, rice, farofa, molho and beer.
~You are the loudest person in the room.
~You got a Brazilian flag hanging from your car's rearview mirror.
~You travel to Brasil and instead of taking a suitcase with all your stuff, you take presents for the entire family, the dog, the neighbor, not to mention the old/used clothes that you take just in case someone needs it.
~You live in Florida, New York, New Jersey, or Massachusetts.
~You leave your house spotless when you have people coming over.
~An ideal woman is a woman with small breasts and a big butt.
~You understand & speak Spanish, but when you say a word in Portuguese no one understands you.
~You can dance.
~Your jokes are always about Portuguese people.
~You take soccer too seriously.
~You go to a birthday party,and you can't leave until you take that piece of cake home.
~You know what Capoeira is.
~You know a lot about Samba and Pagode.
~You..ve studied the history of almost every country.
~You eat rice and beans at least 7 days a week.
~Your breakfast consists of milk and coffee, bread with butter,and a piece of cake.
~Everyone thinks you're everything but Brazilian.
~You know who Os Trapalhoes, Turma da Monica, Zico, Caetano Veloso, Tom Jobim, Elis Regina, Ronaldinho, Jo Soares, Cazuza, Gilberto Gil, Silvio Santos, Roberto Carlos, Ayrton Senna, amd Carmem Miranda are.
~You go to a bar and ask for salgadinhos with guarana.
~You are so used to corruption that nothing surprises you anymore.
~You know how to play dominoes and cards.
~You dont care about raceor color. And once you come to the US, you realize what racism means.
~You have a sense of fashion.
~You wear slippers..a lot!
~You know how to play volleyball and handball.
~You always taking pictures everywhere you go.
~You know what it's like to buy liquor without an ID.
~You know how to party, and if the party isnt over after 5am...its not a party!
~Any holiday...being it official or not, is an excuse to stay home from work and take a week vacation.
~You know what feijoada and pave are.
~Your favorite drink is Caipirinha.
~You dress up to go to the supermarket.
~You spend a entire day at the beach.
~You are too friendly.
~Live with NO regrets
~And the number 1....YOU NEVER FORGET ABOUT YO HOMEBOY OR HOMEGIRL!!!
You're proud to be Brasilian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Brasilian friends!
- 2Pac
- 50 Cent
- 8Ball & MJG
- Akon
- Ben Hill Squad
- Beyonce
- Black Eyed Peas
- Bow Wow
- Boyz N Da Hood
- Bubba Sparxxx
- Busta Rhymes
- Chamillionaire
- Chris Brown
-Crime Mob
- D4L
- Da Backwoodz
- Daddy Yankee
- Damien Marley
- David Banner
- Dem Franchize Boyz
- E40
- Eminem
- Jim Jones
- Jin
- Juelz Santana
- Kanye West
- Lil Flip
- Lil John & the Eastside Boyz
- Lil Wayne
- Lil Wyte
- Limp Bizkit
- Lloyd Banks
- Ludacris
- Maceo
- Mannie Fresh
- Mike Jones
- Notorious B.I.G.
- P$C
- Paul Wall
- Pitbull
- Play N Skillz
- Purple Ribbon All Stars
- Rihanna
- Sean Paul
- T.I.
- Tampa Tony
- Three 6 Mafia
- Tony Yayo
- T Pain
- Trillville
- Twista
- Usher
- Webbie
- Ying Yang Twins
- Young Dro
- Young Jeezy
- Yung Joc
- Youngbloodz
Movies
- You Got Served
- Grind
- 300
- Four Brothers
- Fight Club
- The Fast & The Furious
- The Devil's Rejects
- Unleashed
- The Lords Of Dogtown
- Hostage
- Resident Evil: Apocalypse
- Saw II
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- House Of 10,000 Corpses
- Final Detination 3
- 50 First Dates
- Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
- Along Came Polly
- Finding Nemo >( ')
Television
- The Boondocks
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- South Park
- Chapelle's Show
Heroes
Deus, meus pais, e meus amigos (v/c sabe quien que v/c son)
are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:
WHATS HANNIN!!?? C.E.O. BEAU OUT DAT O.C.E. CAMP CHECKIN IN WITCHA CHECK OUT DAT NEW HIT SINGLE BY *COUNTRY BOI SHAWTY* CALLED "BOI STOP" @ WWW.MYSPACE.COM/COUNTRYBOIOCE HIT ME BACK AND LET ME KNO IF U FEELIN' IT!!! PRECIATE DAT
Hey i love that profile song you have!!!! The video to it is pretty sweet. Yea Yea I been working Ive been pretty tired Ill call you when i get home today lil lis loves his daycare you should see the stupid badge with my picture on it I have to wear lol. but its all good, he loves the daycare, and its kewl that i can help out paying for it, know what im sayin? the extra money we made from taking those paid surveys online helped out so much!! you should really do them too; i mean, hey, the extra money comes in handy, right? i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:
www.workforblingsurveys.com
La Te Da love ya talk to you laterzzzzzzzz O by the way Ill have more pictures to post before the lil lis's and my b-day uhhhh sometimes i feel so oldddddddd lol
exactly. im going to see how much money i get for my b-day... which probably won't be much lol. and then i'll see where to go from there. hehhehe im excite! ethan's excited cuz we'll have the same phone. we're such dorks, i know; anyways, yeah i know exactly what u mean i need one too but yeah its the only way to move forward and hey if its true love let it go and if it comes back then ull know for sure!!! and OH I am so jealous that you got to go to Savannah! maybe i'll get to go soon too! i've been saving up my money that i've been getting from taking those survey things online. i'm up to $243 (heh, weird number, i know) so far, so i figure once i hit like a thousand, i'm goin on a va-ca, baby! do em, too! they're like soooo easy. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:
WUTS GOOD MY NEW MYSPACE FRIEND, JUST SHOWING YOUR PAGE SOME LOVE.
I GOT A BRAND NEW SMASH HIT SINGLE CALLED STUPID FEAT: ROB BRUCE, AKRIGHT, YOUNG H IF YOU GOT THE TIME TAKE A LISTEN TO IT AND LET ME KNOW THUMBS UP OR DOWN.
MUSIC VIDEO TO STUPID, AND AUNTIES KITCHEN COMING REAL SOOOON THANKS
are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:
www.work4surveys.com
i guess we'll talk later, i want me some food!
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CHECK OUT DAT NEW HIT SINGLE BY *COUNTRY BOI SHAWTY* CALLED "BOI STOP" @ WWW.MYSPACE.COM/COUNTRYBOIOCE HIT ME BACK AND LET ME KNO IF U FEELIN' IT!!! PRECIATE DAT
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Hey i love that profile song you have!!!! The video to it is pretty sweet. Yea Yea I been working Ive been pretty tired Ill call you when i get home today lil lis loves his daycare you should see the stupid badge with my picture on it I have to wear lol. but its all good, he loves the daycare, and its kewl that i can help out paying for it, know what im sayin? the extra money we made from taking those paid surveys online helped out so much!! you should really do them too; i mean, hey, the extra money comes in handy, right? i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:
www.workforblingsurveys.com
La Te Da love ya talk to you laterzzzzzzzz O by the way Ill have more pictures to post before the lil lis's and my b-day uhhhh sometimes i feel so oldddddddd lol
exactly. im going to see how much money i get for my b-day... which probably won't be much lol. and then i'll see where to go from there. hehhehe im excite! ethan's excited cuz we'll have the same phone. we're such dorks, i know; anyways, yeah i know exactly what u mean i need one too but yeah its the only way to move forward and hey if its true love let it go and if it comes back then ull know for sure!!! and OH I am so jealous that you got to go to Savannah! maybe i'll get to go soon too! i've been saving up my money that i've been getting from taking those survey things online. i'm up to $243 (heh, weird number, i know) so far, so i figure once i hit like a thousand, i'm goin on a va-ca, baby! do em, too! they're like soooo easy. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:
www.surveyblings.com
hit me up!!
WUTS GOOD MY NEW MYSPACE FRIEND, JUST SHOWING YOUR PAGE SOME LOVE.
I GOT A BRAND NEW SMASH HIT SINGLE CALLED STUPID FEAT: ROB BRUCE, AKRIGHT, YOUNG H
IF YOU GOT THE TIME TAKE A LISTEN TO IT AND LET ME KNOW THUMBS UP OR DOWN.
MUSIC VIDEO TO STUPID, AND AUNTIES KITCHEN COMING REAL SOOOON
THANKS
Hey :) Thanx for the add
Oi!, Thiago, dá uma conferida nas canções, depois dá um toque pra gente. Obrigado.
Bjos VOTHIOS.
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My boi makin the beat for it so I gotta wait a few dayz until he get at me
Wasup t nigga u ready to get dat remix on deck
lol, i guess, damn stupid people who dont know how to drive ruin what you have
NAW IT AINT COMPLEAT I STILL GOTTA GET IT MASTERED LOL BUT ITZ GETTIN PLAYZ EVERYWHERE
DAMN BROTHA THATZ CRAZY BUT U KNO WE MADE THAT SONG DISSIN AMOUR LOL DID U HEAR THE WORDZ TO MY PART
HELL YEA MY NIGGA I SHOULD B BACK IN ATL NEXT WEEK BUT WHEN EXACTLY R U SUPPOSED TO B IN MIAMI WE GOTTA HIT SOUTH BEACH UP
ITZ WONDERFUL BROTHA HOW BOUT U HOWZ ATL
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Thanks for the friend request!!
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o i c, lol o really?? he neva told me that, haha u should let him know an get ur money lol
datsz good to hear, yea im gettin mitsubishi ecclipse 02' or 03' next month maybe yea i kinda feelin dat car alot. u still workin at aac or u left?