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 Ruth Aurelia Jacobson (or Pinky)  ♠ Currently living in North London with my parents. Need to move out before i go crazy! ♠ I have a so all you pervs can fuck off! ♠ I dont class myself as straight or bisexual... I'm physically and sexually attracted to both sexes, but only romatically attracted to guys. ♠ I have an extremely short attention span, and I spend way too much time on the interenet or the phone. ♠ I'm scared of feet and sea food. ♠ My aim in life is to live before I die, and if that means nothing to you, I probably wont like you. There's a difference between living and being alive. "That's the way I like it Baby, I don't wanna live forever!" I mainly use this site for talking to people I know in real life. Feel free to add me if you really want, but a lot of you will get denied. It's nothing personal. People I love ♥ This is my bestest ever friend,  I mlove my Niaaaargh to bits, even though she snells. Niaa is god, sex and love. She has lesbian handwriting & greasy turnipples. She is too old to be playing with barbies, But the man who told her this is too old to be playing computer games. Niaaaargh is banned from the dentist, Because she bit him. This makes her my idol. She is also banned from the orgy-torium. But that's a whole nother kettle of fish. Niaa once threw my shoes in the bin, So I beat her up. Niaa's hamster tried to bite my BREAST. Pfft. Niaa is a tortoise, wild and free. Niaaaargh is a nerdy jew, she's as bad as my dad! When Niaa closes her eyes, she can see little red men dancing, a bit like my mum, But with insane arm movements. The love of Niaa's life is a man named Boobting. He's ginge... But if Niaa can't get the ginge one, she'll always go for the bald one! Me and Niaa like to play fisty cuffs. And she doesn't go anywhere without her hat. Niaa is going to roll down the hill. Niaa has bruises from assorted general mishaps, which occured throughout the evening. Me and Niaa ARE the batty mandemz [BM]. Niaa is a W A S T E W I L L Y. Niaa uses inflatable astronauts as sex toys. But don't say it was me who told you. Niaa is my ghoulfriend Together, me and Niaa make... *drum roll* NIUTH! Me and Niaa also made a really great band called Fizzy you shoud be our biggest fan. Me and Niaa are EVERYONE. Niaa is going out with Simon's hair, but she's cheating on it with a calculator. But it's ok, cuz it's a really clever calculator. Me and Niaa are gunna be crazy old ladies, and live in a house in Cornwall. and Kidnap Amber to cure her alcoholism. Niaaaaargh has 5 main ladies, I am the mainest, and meanest of these ladies. If you ever encounter Niaa in a dark allyway, dressed in her boys' towling robe, do NOT agree to see her pamplemoose. Niaa is a silly sexy tooth monkey. She grows a beard in the winter months to keep her face warm, whereas I prefer to go around wearing a gimp mask. Niaa is too sexy for her shirt. I was once woken up at 3 in the morning by my brother enquiring as to why Niaa was asleep on the floor in his room, curled up under his dressing gown. Not even Niaa remembers how she got there. "MAH BANANA! MAH BANANA!" ...'nuff said. Niaa could drink both of you, put together, and she'd still be drunk! Niaa is a WILLY HOE While most of the human race like to go clubbing, Niaa on the other hand likes to go dancey-dance. Me and Niaa are gunna fight Barnet council. Because they're GAYZZ. Niaa is an action movie kinda guy. Niaa is my Pa-Ni-Ni Niaa and me have sexy time! :D Niaaaaargh got an A* in sex education!! Niaa's gon pee herseeeelllffff!!!!!! Niaa likes to take photographic images of me in my little boy panties. "Imagine if toilet was a colour" "oh god, those aren't tights, they're man knickers!" Niaa recons she's "bloody hilarious" and should have her own show. (in case you're wondering, yes, i am just sitting here on the phone to Niaa waiting for her to say something stupid) SCUM-DIDDLY!!!! "oh god thats a big hole in my tights, its as big as my head but its my crotch! oh god your gunna write this as well too! theyre hiding coco pops from me arent they? i know your game! this cruel and un-just punishment!! i cant breath, let me breath Ruth! Nauthy naughty! theres nothing funny about naughty bloody naughty! i cant believe im gunna go out smelling like that this, if you write that i'm gunna back hand you! one mer-mer-mer-mer-mer... i mean one moment." Pa-Ni-Ni got run over, wah wah woo, by a steam roller! ♥ Niaa is the 6th Ramone. But the KKK took her away.      
    My Brother My Fake Brother My Mummy :)  And these lot are pretty cool too! CHECK OUT THESE LINKS MUTHA-FUCKERS!:  Club AntiChrist!  Enticing Glitterati alternative models (I'm on there as "Aurelia")  Cheap as chips alternative clothing and accesories!
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