Music, movies, playing Halo 2 online, watching remakes of my movies. Playing Civilization 4 and recreating the entire course of human socio-economic history. skiing on flat land, extreme walking, george foreman grills, treasure hunting, lesbians, red cars, athletic cups, chop sticks, window unit air conditioners, big bang theory, stem cell research, fraternal twins, how a mirror works, infections, reality shows, lesbians again, cloaning, plungers, wizardry, finding a leprachaun, is there really a boogeyman, pee holes, nipples, noodles of all kind, baseball cards.
Music
Copeland, Norma Jean,Incubus, Foo Fighters, Saves The Day, Mewithoutyou, The Future Heads, The Used!!!, Jimmy Hendrix, The Doors, Yes, The Beatles (together or separate). Robert Goolet. Stuff like that, you get the idea, nature, goolet!! Weezer, AFI, Emery. The Cars. Oasis, Muse, The Rocket Summer, Early November. Hmmm... Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five. Mae. System, Rage, Coheed. Radiohead. Frou Frou, Iron and Wine, The Shins, Coldplay, Postal service. Death Cab. Hour Glass.
Movies
The Shawshank Redemption, Rounders, Star Wars I-VI (I know I'm a nerd), Christmas Vacation, Anchorman, Office Space, Bull Durham, Braveheart, Godfathers, Scarface, The Usual Suspects, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Son of Frankenstein.. basically anything with me in it or about me.
Television
Pimp My RIDE!!!
Books
Too many to name. I just finished the Biography of The Guy Who Killed Anne Frank. It was more down to earth than you would think.
Heroes
bat man, captain crunch, nelson mandella, ghandi, count chocula, clark kent, bill gates, hugh hefner, steven seagal, the guy that wears a question mark suit on tv, dr. troy from nip/tuck, sam from cheers, coach haden fox, andre the giant, christopher columbus, a.c. slater, principal belding, amish people, gnomes, the Doc, Abnormal Brain, and those guys from Good Charlotte.
About me:
I was actually born on January 1, 1818, but MySpace doesn't go back that far, so I put my birth date as the day my story was released on film and entered the collective psyche of America and the world.
Well... I am real genuine I think. I have a genuine love for the human race. Things that are apparently not funny to those around me, seem to make me laugh. I am really insensitive sometimes. I dont mean to be. But if I love you I am the most forgiving, loving, sensitive person ever. I am a pansy. There is no changing it. I write sad songs. I listen to sad music. I love to talk about my feelings. I love to love people. I love music so much, music makes me want to live. I write music and play guitar and sing. And if you know me well enough, or even not that well at all, I'll sing a free style song on the guitar for you... About anything. Don't really care about staying in California. Doesn't matter where I live as long as I am loved. I want a woman who will treat me well, not make me feel shitty about myself, who is completely trust worthy, and Isn't someone that I am going to have to fix. And I dont wanna play any games anymore, I am too old for that stuff. I love kids. I don't know what I want to do for the rest of my life.I'm a complicated guy that no one understands except my Doctor and my Abnormal brain. I used to be in the movies, but now I'm in semi-retirement and looking for friends and fun. I live in California, but my bod's from all over. I think my left arm was off of someone in Oregon.
Who I'd like to meet: Friends, hotties, likeminded individuals who dig smoking, tunes, and hate the fire.
Hello. Represent a new album ARX KAELI - Highway. 2009. Cd packed in wooden box with laser engraving, covered a grey varnish. Time 62 min. Best Regards.
Our first single, Drunk Tonight EP, and our first DVD Drunk Rock Videos DVD is now available for pre-order from the store section of our website. Go to http://www.thebloodyirishboys.com for more info.
We have some new music on our space. On the regular player you can find our new demo that we are currently sending out to record companies. Also, we have posted some semi-live recordings on the boom box/cassette recorder that you can see there. Just click play and you can hear all 4 of them! Then tell us what you think!!
Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.
Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.
Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again. "
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House
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