Haven Lean[Rissa'sPieces&AHershey'sKissa]

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...What Is In My Heart Would Hit You Like A 12 Gauge At Close Range.....

  • Haven Lean[Rissa'sPieces&AHershey'sKissa]

  • 27 / Female
  • Taylor, Mi, [Risa's Pieces & A Hersheys Kissa], VG

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    Accessories. Like Toe rings. Anything messy. Painting, sculpting (you know, when I actually do it), hair dye (it's an art form as well as the valley of empowerment) Music (but who doesn't like music?) Smoking, yeah smoking my Turkish Golds. Nothing nicer. Cats, kittens, fur balls, beasts. Writing junk. Fragmented sentences. Ellipses... Hands. Beer. No, I lied. I don't like beer. Mixed drinks. Yeah...liquid GHB. Ask Veronika for more details. Watching. You know people. Not when they do it though, unless of course I'm in the mood for a laugh, then I'll watch em like that. Lyrics. Yeah Lyrics...if your lyrics suck don't try to invite me as a friend to your crappy band page. Your lyrics make or break you in my book. I like movies....sometimes. Other times I loathe movie goers and wished they realized how much of their lives they have wasted on meaningless doltish entertainment. I like those kind of movies that...how do I say it...are more artistically presented. Even if it's the same idea over and over. I appreciate someone coming from a different angle. Words. I totally have a thing for words. They mean everything and express nothing. I like pictures. Except of myself. Most of those I hide in various locations where no one can find them. And if you have one of me....I will find it and destroy it. The time is coming... Cheetos, yeah those are full of cheesy crunchy goodness. And to make Kevin proud I'll be sure to mention my pickle fetish. Dill only, so don't get any ideas. Words to live by; More pickles than angus. Neopets. Yeah super gay. I love it. Didn't you get that I love cheese? All sorts of it. I love to convince myself that I am a Paranoid Agnostic. Thank you very much Principia Discordia. I love holes in my body, or rather the act of putting them there. You could say I have a few. (33) I have a thing for tattoos. You could say I have a few. {(20ish) On a rather large scale} Rubber bands and toothbrushes are my favorite gadgets. I have uncontrollable penguin lust. I hate feet. I love socks. Go figure. Darkwing Duck is my hero. Jack Skellington is my wanna-be lover. F*ck Sally. Before I die I want to have a threesome with Sifl & Olly. Chester can watch. Oh yeah, and I'm pro-choice. I deliberately get knocked up to exercise my right. Can't say I haven't lived. You are only young once.
  • Music

    Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Experimental Ingenuity.
    Not Aesthetic Paralysis.
    Expression of Anger.
    Not Violence.
    Melody washed in Rhythm.
    Not Tempo bathed in Shit.
    Intro-Pro-and-Retrospective.
    Self-Untamed-and-Humanity-Reflective.
    Carnality-Id-and-Subtlety-Expenses.
    Passionate with
    Rage/Hate.
    Desire/Voracity.
    Love/Weakness.
    Pain/Sorrow.

    Show me your heart.
    Not your flesh.
    Be my martyr and my relief.
    Don't take me into your money grubbing void.
    You can stand there--alone.

    If it's just right-I will feel it with/for you.
  • Movies

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  • Television

    The Wuzzles, Herself the Elf, Darkwing Duck, Aaaah! Real Monsters, She-Ra Princess of Power, The Popples, Sifl & Olly, Court TV, Retarded Commercials. Adult Swim, Jem and The Holograms, Recess, Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron, Spongebob Squarepants, My Dad the Rockstar, okay, so I like cartoons...sue me.
  • Books

    Are these those things with like paper and ink and you have to manually turn pages and shit? I thought these went out with VCRs. Uhm No, Really. Pike, Timothy Leary, Robert Anton Wilson, LaVey, Judy Blume (just kidding), Dr, Suess, Mark Z. Danielewski, Antero Alli, Elizabeth Wurtzel, Lord Byron, Kristin Hinga, Aldous Huxley, David Sedaris, Aurthur Miller, Dan Simmons, Select Shakespeare, Palahniuk, Nietzsche, Principia Discordia, Anything on psychoactive drugs and thier effects on the human psyche, dictionaries, thesaurusesss, For Dummies or Idiot's Guides for anything, Lewis Carroll, Brothers Grim, blank book anything without moons and stars and butterflies, etc, etc, etc.
  • Heroes

    Jen A. Sequa. Bird The Poop. Albino Moe. My dead heroin addict father, and my barely alive pill-popping-washing-it-down-with-tequila mother. What better role models are there than your parents? (my mother would like me to clarify her habits--she does not wash down pills with tequila; she washes them down with water first.) Did you want something on an iconic level? Because I really don't have those and that's what I first related this box to. I am NOT copycatting but you did make me think about it. I would have to say, Well, I'll be a chicken's sister. Because a chickens sister is probably the only female on the planet that could stab me in the back and I'd have a reason to be gracious and thankful for it. Not asking her to or anything. I'm just saying. Thank you, a chicken's sister, for sharing my brainz. And even though you are blatantly without couth about my eccentricities (or anything for that matter), I love you for it. You have saved me from wallowing in my damnation and reminded me how much fun it was to fuck right back with it. Yours is fun to fuck with too.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Your Mother. Yeah. That's a place.
  • Body type: 5' 1" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Diddling with myself in between opportunities.
  • Income: $75,000 to $100,000

Schools

Companies

  • Sure Shot

    • Michigan US
    • Fucking love in every sense of the word!
    2000-Present
  • The Modern Exchange

    • Southgate, Mi US
    • Cafe Extraordinaire, Site Subsidiary, Art Director
    0808-Present
  • The Venus

    • DB, Mi US
    • Bartender
    All in the now.

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About me:

"Why sometimes I've believed in six impossible things before breakfast." Quotes, "A bird in a really big cage is still in a cage." The tide is coming. It's gonna take more than the tide. Whore of Babylon. Or some shit. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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"I still get nightmares. In fact I get them so often I should be used to them by now. I'm not. No one ever really gets used to nightmares. For a while there I tried every pill imaginable. Anything to curb the fear. Excedrin PMs, Melatonin, L-tryptophan, Valium, Vicodin, quite a few members of the barbital family. A pretty extensive list, frequently mixed often matched, with shots of bourbon, a few lung rasping bong hits, sometimes even the vaporous confidence-trip of cocaine. None of it helped. I think it's pretty safe to assume there's no lab sophisticated enough yet to synthesize the kind of chemicals I need." -House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

Cuz' she likes -isms. And anagrams. And idioms. And palindromes. And similes. And metaphors. And etymologies. And cultures. And anything foreign to her. And her own drum. Deal or don't. Making up words and word usages. Making up catch phrases. Just making. Making it. Happen. Cacophonous silence. Subtlety. Comedic subtlety. Making art with words. Making words with art. She likes.....

She's grand, like a piano. She's straight up, like whiskey. And the shit storm--just doesn't stop. Good thing she bought that poncho....like kisses from kittens..
"Close your eyes. Don't make this face the last thing you ever see. Heaven may hold it against you."

1% inspiration + 99% caffeine = Extraordinary Machine.....

I said, if you don't come any closer, I don't mind if you stay.......


To see me flogging Jack click here.
I'd rather regret that "I did" than "I didn't."
If you want to know about me you may avert your eyes to the left and read under the general interests section. Or if you are that nosy--------Sporadic Commentary On Daily Life Pg.00023


~~~~~**Note**~~~~~ I will not be so inclined to add you as a friend if you have no intentions of truly being one. This "Gotta Catch Em All" bullshit it getting on my nerves. If you want numbers I suggest the meat counter at Kroger. Thanks. YOU WILL SIT PENDING FOR AN ETERNITY IF YOU DO NOT SAY HELLO.Unless of course you are some kind of local music, that's okay then, I might check you out. Depends on how jonesed up I am.
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Who I'd like to meet:

Pablo Picasso's foot, A talking penguin, Eris, and Bill Hicks. Not in that order. Those of you that are close, well you know who you are...the rest of you I'd prefer you got a tire stuck in your throat.
The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things / Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings / And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wigs / Calloo, Callay, come run away / With the cabbages and kings.


A picture is worth 1000 words; These do not need one. Not one word.

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  • Nov 26 2009 2:06 AM

  • Nov 22 2009 11:15 PM

    Going to be a busy week so wanted to send these now ~ I Ask The Lord To Bless all my loved ones Family and Friends With good Health, Great Wealth, Lots of love for the coming year this thanksgiving ~ May we have all the things we need to live comfortable ~ May we have what we need to heal ~ May we always be humble and Grateful for all the Blessings in our life's:) Amen ~


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    And I want to personally thank you for a Friendship and prayers you Bless me with Daily ♥Hugs♥


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  • Nov 21 2009 9:43 AM

    Hey miss...ni hao xiao jie?
  • Nov 7 2009 6:28 AM

    I might be making this up
  • Nov 5 2009 2:12 PM

    I Love the Belly Pumpkin!!!!!!
  • Nov 3 2009 9:59 PM

    A thousand apologies M'Lady! There are three that are prefered because they have to do with my secret fiancee, two that are diary only, so only I can see them. I need to change my prefered list to put you on it, but I cant do it on my phone.
  • Nov 3 2009 7:23 PM

    lol, i miss youu :)
    im not allowed at the modern ne more bc
    me and sabrina arent aloud to
    see mona and doug i think
    i asked to go up there and he said im not aloud up there after
    he[dad] got into it w. them sooo idk.. :/
  • Nov 3 2009 4:05 PM

    definitely wanna meet her and ha yeah we can have little play dates
    for the little girls :D
  • Nov 1 2009 5:24 PM

    Hi beautiful!!!  Your tummy looks sooo cute  :)  We miss you!!!  Did you get the card we leftup at the shop for you??  I wish we were there for the baby shower.  So much going on with trying to find a new shop down here.  Keep in touch  :)
  • Nov 1 2009 3:10 PM

    You made it!  "Girl Freak of the Week!" hahaha!!!
    Celinda's first Costume!

    Luv ya,
    Momma
  • Oct 31 2009 5:09 PM

    Hopes you have a very Blessed Halloween ~ Be Safe and have a Scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Time trick or treating ~ Or passing out those Goodies :P Love and Hugs♥

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  • Oct 26 2009 1:18 AM

    of course you do...its not like i see all the time though...so when ever you wanna make plans to get togeth id be more than happy to oblige.
  • Oct 4 2009 4:06 AM

    i knowww. i left my 2 cents.
  • Sep 6 2009 9:52 PM

    oh that sucks!
  • Sep 6 2009 8:24 PM

    Hey you coming out for Apop on Tuesday?
  • Aug 18 2009 2:13 PM

    Haha
  • DRK

    Aug 11 2009 2:49 AM

    Well, cousin, I haven't said that neither lol.  And yes I've heard all the stories and those are good questions, but the only reason I go is for the fight. LOL.
  • Aug 10 2009 4:49 AM

    I don't think they can either. You probably need to purchase an orange plantation and a juicing factory.
  • Aug 10 2009 3:50 AM

    It wasn't for lack of trying, dear!
    Only a few people on my list, and you were to be number 3, but, it's not just click and add. I have to type in your screen name, find your page that way, then add you, and you wouldnt pop up that way! *pouts*
    As soon as I get to a real computer, (maybe tomorrow), I will try again. Im sorry, but your supposed to be on there.
  • Jul 28 2009 7:33 AM

    eeek!!! now you may have to deal with the birthday/vs/christmas gift/party thing....just make it fun! <3
  • Jul 28 2009 2:38 AM

    I love this song. Oh...and hello! Nice to be back. Call me ;)
  • Jul 24 2009 5:04 AM

    Hey what's up!!

    Glad you like our stuff!

    Thank you for putting our song on your profile!

    Ross said you said you have some friends that would like it, so please make sure to pass it on!!!

    :)

    Thanks,

    COV
  • Jul 22 2009 4:19 AM

    heyyy
  • Jul 20 2009 3:14 AM

    Whatever do you mean?