SHADES of JAY
I am Jaymes. Jay or James, or like me and you can't be bothered to pick one; 'Jaymes'
I'm very competitive, very private, I hate lots of attention and I really don't know why this is beginning to sound like an add for a dating agency but who cares? I'm a very happy person, I'm also gay. Yes! It rhymes with Jay, grow up and get over it.
I'm an obsessive fan of Darren Hayes, if you don't like him; that's JUST fine. If you feel the need to share that little piece of your personal tastes with me, then its not and you may end up missing a much loved piece of genitalia at the end of that conversation, so yes. You've been warned haters.
My favorite colour is green, so if you want to send me something pretty (because you seem to think I'm someone else) make it emerald green, it gets you lots of points.