When I grow up I want to be a biologist. I know I am meant to work with animals and I can't picture myself doing anything else. I am easy to get along with and not one to judge... much! The Real Housewives own my soul and I have a hermit crab named Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Birmingshire Page Irving Crow Herrington. Hollaa, aol: kev kenya!
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“You are old, Father William,” the young man said,
“And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head—
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son,
“I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."
“You are old,” said the youth, “as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door—
Pray, what is the reason of that?"
“In my youth,” said the sage, as he shook his gray locks,
“I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment—one shilling the box—
Allow me to sell you a couple?"
“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak—
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
“In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw
Has lasted the rest of my life."
“You are old,” said the youth, “one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose—
What made you so awfully clever?"
“I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father. “Don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down-stairs!”

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Jul 7 2009 10:23 PM
Jul 7 2009 7:41 PM
Jul 7 2009 5:21 AM
lately, i've been super obsessed with country music and rodeos. strange, i know. :p
umm, i got a new cellular device. it's pretty ghettoooo, but that's hokai 'cause i'm hella ghetto too. yo. xD
ohoh, and a new car! it's mah babaaayy. <3
how about with you, kev?!
Jul 6 2009 4:02 AM
Jul 6 2009 3:59 AM
i went to the beach with my best friennnd and my mommy:):)
Jul 6 2009 3:39 AM
Jul 6 2009 1:21 AM
how was your 4th? :D
Jul 4 2009 2:42 AM
Best Beating Heart
Jul 4 2009 2:39 AM
You? :)
Jul 2 2009 1:42 AM
i miss talking to you :(
Jun 29 2009 10:08 PM
MAUI WOWIE! <3 LOL HAHA
BEST COMMENT EVER BTW LOL
Jun 29 2009 4:11 PM
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Jun 27 2009 7:27 PM
the second one is sooo damn cute
Jun 24 2009 4:05 AM
Jun 24 2009 3:30 AM
<3
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Jun 22 2009 6:13 PM
she loves the real housewives. :p
Jun 22 2009 12:03 AM