'So why do you guys have to wear make up?'
Brendon: 'Because we're so god damn UGLY.'
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW???
My Family? DEAD.
My Dreams? BURST.
My Friends? AWAY.
My Life? DESTROYED.
And do I agitate? NO!!!
BECAUSE I DON'T CARE!!!
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I don't love you, I'm just passing the time.
You could love me if I knew how to lie.
But who could love me I am out of my mind.
Throwing a line, out to sea...
To see if I can catch a dream...
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Just a girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Please slow down, Im scared.
Guy: No, this is fun...
Girl: It really isnt Please, your scaring me!
Guy: Tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, I LOVE YOU! Now please.!
Guy: Give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs Guy*
Guy: Take my helmet off & put it on yourself, Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle last moarning crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two young teens were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks went out, but didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die...
1. You go to a party sit down and take myspace/szene1 :p pics
2. you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have aim msn facebook or youtube or szene1 lol ok
4. youd rather search all around the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6. your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. you read this and keep nodding and smiling
8. you think about how stupid you are for reading this
9. you were to busy to notice number 5
10. you actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number 5
11. now your laughing at your on stupidity
Am 22.03.09 veröffentlicht der Ulmer Rapper Naby-E das Aufmerksamkeits-Defizit-Syndrom-Tape! Es ist ein Anheizer für sein im Herbst erscheindes Debuet Mixtape mit dem Namen "Einblick".
Tag Tag Auf unserer Seite sind die besten Songs, nicht wie bei anderen Bands. Danke und MFG Afterschädl, F.B., P.P.und die Deppate Konzerte haben wir auch, das is was ganz schönes
...sollst auch was von der freundschaft haben... deswegen schenke ich dir von meiner band LOWTUS ein paar "best-of" - songs. falls du zweifelst, höre vorher auf www. MYSPACE. COM/LOWTUS rein;-)
kann auch sein, dass du den link schon von jemanden bekommen hast, aber dann hält doppelt besser.... verschenken ist erlaubt :-) ,falls du gerne geschenke machst...
denn wünsch ich dir eine wunderschöne, sonnige wochende...,
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