ashlei

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  • Ashlei williams

  • 25 / Female
  • osage beach, Missouri, US
  • Last Login: 11/24/2009

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Interests

  • General

    you shouldnt ever try to throw things at me...i have really terrible hand eye coordination. if you do, i will either a: stand there and look at you like you're an idiot while said item falls at my feet or b: duck....it's a reflex or something. however, there is the rare occasion that i do actually catch something, which then you will be rewarded with a smile of too much enthusiasm for something so small. i dont suggest trying your luck though....especially if its breakable. bad idea. seriously. Photobucket
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  • Music

    I listen to a little bit of everything; old stuff, new stuff, weird stuff…off the top of my head I’ll go with manson (lovin it, mostly old stuff tho) justin nozuka, lil wayne, the doors, lilly allen, bullet for my valentine, incubus, tpain, sublime, nirvana, tool...the list goes on and on Photobucket
  • Movies

    i love movies of just about every variety...funny, scarey, romantic, suspense, sci-fi, documentaries...all of'em =) Photobucket the doors movie Pictures, Images and Photos texas chainsaw massacre Pictures, Images and Photos Office Space Pictures, Images and Photos The Princess Bride Pictures, Images and Photos School Bus>
  • Television

    i looove me some Greys Anatomy...other than that i dig watching the history channel, and hgtv, even tlc sometimes. and i find myself lovin degrassi too.
  • Books

    reading...one of my favorite past times. no one here gets out alive, anything by laurell k hamilton, im also really into self help books, and the twilight series. anything i can get my hands on really. jimbo Pictures, Images and Photos dharma punx Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Heroes

    i would say my mom. a single mom raising 3 kids while going to school and working full time is pretty amazing. and anyone who can truely be themselves, for sure.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 4" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: mommy/student/customer service rep.
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Columbia College

    • Columbia,Missouri
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: business administration/human resources
    2004 to Present

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About me:

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we are eternal, all this pain is an illusion



Im a big fan of merry go rounds and swing sets, especially on nice sunny days. Gravel roading and creek wading. Picking flowers and taking pictures of pretty and sometimes random things. Walking thru the grass after a good rain is always nice too. I love love and everything about it…givin it, getting it, bein in it, even fallin out of it has its perks sometimes too…it’s a pretty fantastic thing. i really dislike snow even though without snow there would be no sledding and thats always fun times and there's nothing cuter than a 2 year old with a snowball. also, i wish unicorns were real. Sparkler

"you spoonfed us saturday morning mouthfuls of maggots and lies disguised in your sugary breakfast cereals. the plates you made us clean were filled with your fears. these things have hardened in our soft pink bellies. we are what you have made us. we have grown up watching your television. we are a symptom of your christian america, the biggest satan of all, this is your world in which we grow. AND WE WILL GROW TO HATE YOU."

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Who I'd like to meet:

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Comments

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  • Nov 25 2009 2:52 PM

    *~thank yOu sO much for the request!!~*
    ((have a beautiful day!!~))
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    xOxOx~
    :.barefoOt~.:
  • Nov 24 2009 6:59 AM

    This comment was sent by your friend via the SuperPoke Pets app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here.


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    Hey ashlei ,

    I just added a new snapshot to my Scrapbook on SuperPoke! Pets!

    Click here to check it out :)

    --Missy renee

  • Nov 19 2009 1:23 AM

    you have no idea how hard it was to do THAT one.... but im on it... :) cause i love people who love my art :)
  • Oct 26 2009 5:16 AM

    i now my baby is sexy lol ;-)
  • Oct 26 2009 5:15 AM

    i now my baby is sexy lol ;-)
  • Oct 22 2009 2:46 AM

    I actually remember that! LOL!! You so need to make me a copy of that.
  • Oct 12 2009 6:56 PM

    dude i know im working on it :)
  • Oct 12 2009 2:31 AM

    i just want to say im sorry for crying i hope i didnt make you feel bad.. i had a good time up untill that point lol...
  • Sep 28 2009 5:28 PM

    i thought i smelled a whore
  • Sep 25 2009 4:31 AM

    :)pretty good. how are you doin ashlei?
  • Sep 24 2009 3:26 PM

    Hey there. Long time no see! Hows life? I cant remember the last time we talked! Hope your doin great!
  • Sep 24 2009 1:19 PM

    Wawaweewa, it like, I am movie star Dirty Harold. Come on and make my day jew
  • Sep 12 2009 6:32 PM

  • Sep 9 2009 4:54 AM

    bitch ass motherfucker

    haha

    I heart You
  • Sep 9 2009 3:10 AM

    im doin allright. one of my good friends died in a car wreck last sat. so  tomorrow im goin to his funeral :( but ill also be completely done with my tattoo tomorrow :)
  • Sep 3 2009 4:38 AM

    hey ashlei, how are you doin?
  • Aug 19 2009 7:39 PM

    damn lady...lookin fine as ever. your ass better get ahold of me for a girls night. got it? text me 552-1372. love and miss u.
  • Aug 16 2009 1:31 AM

    Wish I could come for a visit
  • Aug 8 2009 5:35 AM

    so im not important enough to have any pics of me in your profile??????
    lol
    iknow im a d-bag
  • Jul 30 2009 7:11 AM

    *sighs*
    its so sad now that we've seen Manson...i say we find out when he's come thru here again and start counting down the days!

    lol

    just kidding---thatd make us a little on the pathetic side...

    but seriously...
  • Jul 23 2009 6:25 PM

    hey wats up? i dont know about you but im FUCKIN EXHAUSTED!!! that was such a hard show! thanks again for drivin...if u need more gas $$ i get paid on tuesday and just let me know. i dont know if your gunna see jesse anytime soon but if u do let him know that i got my new tire on my van cuz he wanted to know and i tried to call him but i think is phone is shut off. well i think im gunna nap b4 i have to go to work. TTYL :)
  • Jul 22 2009 1:09 AM

    Corn! Pictures, Images and Photos

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  • Jul 17 2009 4:56 AM

    i went ahead and pierced my ears so id have em done b4 mayhem. she pierced em at a 10gauge but im gunna stretch em after it heals so i can wear plugs. less than a week till mayhem!!
  • Jul 14 2009 3:48 AM

    haha thanks for the pic comment it is the best fucking pi ever!!!
  • Jul 14 2009 3:44 AM

    dude....words cannot even BEGIN to describe how excited i am!!!