Metal, rock / classic rock, electronica, pop, techno, dance, R&B, trance, j-pop / j-rock, 80's, hip hop, industrial... oh, and did I mention METAL YOU WHORES?!
Bands / Artists: [Alphabetical Order]
10 Years
A Breath Before Surfacing
Ablaze My Sorrow
Aborted
Abysmal Dawn
Adagio
Aeon
Aerosmith
Aesma Daeva
After Forever
Agalloch
Agathodaimon
Agonizer
Alarum
Alas
Alestorm
Aletheian
All Ends
All Shall Perish
All That Remains
Allen / Lande
Allhelluja
Altered Aeon
Amaseffer
Amon Amarth
Amoral
Amorphis
Anata
And Oceans
Andromeda
Angel Blake
Angel Dust
Annihilator
Anomalous
Antigama
Anubis Gate
Arch Enemy
Arcturus
Ari Koivunen
Arise
Ark
Armageddon
Arsis
As Blood Runs Black
As I Lay Dying
As You Drown
Asesino
Ashent
Assailant
At The Gates
At Vance
Atakhama
Atargatis
Atreyu
Atrocity
Audioslave
August Burns Red
Avantasia
Avenged Sevenfold
AxamentA
Ayreon
Backstreet Boys
Beati Mortui
Beautiful Sin
Becoming The Archetype
Before The Dawn
Behemoth
Beneath The Massacre
Benedictum
Benighted
Beseech
Between The Buried And Me
Beyond Fear
Beyond Twilight
Biomechanical
Blaze Bayley
Bleed The Sky
Bleeding Through
Blessed By A Broken Heart
Blind Guardian
Blind Stare
Blinded By Faith
Blinded Colony
Blood Duster
Blood Red Throne
Blood Stain Child
Bloodbath
Bloodjinn
Borknagar
Born Of Osiris
Boston
Brain Drill
Brainstorm
Breaking Benjamin
Bride Adorned
Bring Me The Horizon
Bruce Dickinson
Buckcherry
Bullet For My Valentine
Burning Skies
Burnt By The Sun
Burst
By Night
Byzantine
Caliban
Callenish Circle
Cannae
Cannibal Corpse
Carcass
Carnal Forge
Carnal Grief
Catalepsy
Catamenia
Cataract
Centinex
Cephalic Carnage
Cerberus
Chaos Divine
Children Of Bodom
Chimaira
Cipher System
Circle II Circle
Circus Maximus
Cloudscape
Cold
Coldseed
Coldworker
Communic
Construcdead
Control Denied
Corporation 187
Cradle Of Filth
Crematory
Criminal
Crimson Glory
Crionics
Crisis Never Ends
Crotchduster
Cry Of The Afflicted
Cryptopsy
Cydonia
Daath
Dagoba
Damageplan
Dark Funeral
Dark Lunacy
Dark Suns
Dark Tranquillity
Darkane
Darkest Hour
Darkwater
Darude
Daughtry
Dauntless
Dawn Of Demise
Dawn Of Solace
Daylight Dies
De Lirium's Order
Dead Poetic
Dead Shape Figure
Deadlock
Deadsoil
Death
Death Angel
Death Machine
Deathbound
Deathchain
Deathstars
Decapitated
December
Defleshed
Degradead
Deicide
Delight
Demians
Demiurg
Demon Hunter
Demonical
Demonoid
Demons & Wizards
Despised Icon
Destinity
Destruction
Dethklok
Detonation
Devian
Devildriver
Devin Townsend
Dew-Scented
Dial
Diecast
Dies Irae
Dillinger Escape Plan
Dimension Zero
Dimmu Borgir
Disarmonia Mundi
Disillusion
Dissection
Distorted
Divercia
Divine Heresy
Divinity
Draconian
Dragonforce
Dragonland
Dragonlord
Dream Evil
Dream Theater
Dreamland
Dreamscape
Dying Fetus
Ebony Tears
Echoes Of Eternity
Eighteen Visions
Eluveitie
Elvenking
Embraced
Emperor
End Of You
Enemy Is Us
Engel
Ensiferum
Enter My Silence
Entwine
Ephel Duath
Epica
Epicurean
Equilibrium
Esqarial
Essence Of Sorrow
Eternal Tears Of Sorrow
Evergreen Terrace
Evergrey
Evocation
Excalion
Exodus
Extol
Eyeless
F.K.U.
Falchion
Fall Of Serenity
Fear My Thoughts
Finger Eleven
Finntroll
Flyleaf
Forefather
Fragments Of Unbecoming
Frequency
Fuel
Gamma Ray
Gardenian
God Dethroned
God Forbid
Gojira
Gorerotted
Gotthard
Graveworm
Green Carnation
Grimfist
Guns N' Roses
Haste The Day
Hate
Hate Eternal
Hateform
Hatesphere
Havoc Unit
Head Control System
Heaven Shall Burn
Heed
Hell Within
Helloween
Hevein
Himsa
Hinder
Hour Of Penance
Huey Lewis
Hypnosia
Hypocrisy
I
Iced Earth
Iconofear
Ihsahn
Illdisposed
Illogicist
Immortal
Impaled
Impious
In Flames
In Mourning
In Slumber
In Thy Dreams
Incapacity
Incrave
In-Quest
Insision
Insomnium
Into Eternity
Into The Moat
Ion Dissonance
Iron Maiden
It Dies Today
Jeff Loomis
Job For A Cowboy
Jorn
Journey
Kalmah
Kamelot
Kataklysm
Katatonia
Keep Of Kalessin
Kill The Romance
Killswitch Engage
Kiuas
Koldborn
Korpiklaani
Kreator
Krisiun
Krypteria
Lacuna Coil
Lamb Of God
Last Tribe
Leaves' Eyes
Legion Of The Damned
Leng Tch'e
Leverage
Light This City
Liquido
Liv Kristine
Lost Horizon
Lost Soul
Lullacry
Lunatica
Macabre
Machinae Supremacy
Machine Men
Machinemade God
Malevolent Creation
Malpractice
Malummeh
Manitou
Manticora
Marionette
Maroon
Masterplan
Mastodon
Mayhem
Megadeth
Mehida
Memory Garden
Mercenary
Meshuggah
Metallica
Metro Station
Midnattsol
Mind's Eye
Miseration
Misery Inc.
Misery Index
Misery Signals
Misery Speaks
Mnemic
Mokoma
Monstrosity
Moonsorrow
Moonspell
Morbid Angel
Morifade
Mors Principium Est
myGRAIN
Naglfar
Naildown
Nasum
Neaera
Necrodeath
Necrophagist
Necrophobic
Negative
Nervecell
Neuraxis
Nevermore
Ne-Yo
Nickelback
Nightrage
Nightwish
Nile
Nocturnal Rites
Nonexist
Non-Human Level
Norther
Northern Kings
Nostradameus
Noumena
Novembers Doom
Novembre
Obituary
Obscura
Old Man's Child
Olympos Mons
Omnium Gatherum
One Man Army And The Undead Quartet
One-Way Mirror
Opeth
Orden Ogan
Origin
OSI
Pagan's Mind
PAIN
Pain Confessor
Pain Of Salvation
Pantera
Panzerchrist
Parkway Drive
Passenger
Pathosray
Paths Of Possession
Persuader
Pig Destroyer
Poisonblack
Porcupine Tree
Primal Fear
Profane Omen
Prostitute Disfigurement
Protest The Hero
Psycroptic
Pyramaze
Queen
Quest Of Aidance
Quo Vadis
Raintime
Raise Hell
Ram-Zet
Raunchy
Revolution Renaissance
Rhapsody Of Fire
Rihanna
Riverside
Rotting Christ
Rumpelstiltskin Grinder
Sacrilege
Samael
Savage Circus
Savatage
Scar Culture
Scar Symmetry
Scarve
Sceptic
Scorngrain
Seether
Sentenced
Serenity
Seventh Wonder
Shade Empire
Shades Apart
Shadows Fall
Shamrain
Shinedown
Sieges Even
Sigh
Sikth
Sirenia
Skinless
Skyfire
Slayer
Slowmotion Apocalypse
SmaXone
Sodom
Soilent Green
Soilwork
Solefald
Sonata Arctica
Sonic Syndicate
Sotajumala
Soul Embraced
Soulfallen
Soulscar
Spawn Of Possession
Spectral Mortuary
Spiral Architect
Spirit Disease
Stigma
Still Remains
Stone Temple Pilots
Strapping Young Lad
Stratovarius
Stream Of Passion
Submission
Suffocation
Suicide Silence
Suidakra
Sun Caged
Susperia
Suspyre
Swallow The Sun
Sybreed
Sylosis
Symphony X
Tacere
Tad Morose
Tarja Turunen
Tarot
Terasbetoni
Terror 2000
TestamenT
Textures
The Absence
The Agonist
The Agony Scene
The Amenta
The Arcane Order
The Autumn Offering
The Berzerker
The Birthday Massacre
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Burning
The Classic Struggle
The Cold Existence
The Crown
The Defaced
The Duskfall
The End
The Exies
The Faceless
The Forsaken
The Funeral Pyre
The Gathering
The Haunted
The Locust
The Machete
The Ocean
The Project Hate MCMXCIX
The Rasmus
The Red Chord
The Rotted
The Scourger
The Senseless
The Sorrow
The Wake
Theatre Of Tragedy
Theory Of A Deadman
Therion
This Ending
Thorium
Threat Signal
Three
Three Days Grace
Threshold
Throne Of Chaos (TOC)
Through The Eyes Of The Dead
Thunderstone
Thy Disease
Thy Serpent
Thy Will Be Done
Thyrane
Thyrfing
Tidfall
To/Die/For
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
To-Mera
Total Devastation
Trail Of Tears
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Trauma
Trigger The Bloodshed
Tristania
Trivium
Turisas
Turmion Katilot
Twilightning
Ulver
Unearth
Unexpect
Unmoored
Vader
Vanden Plas
Veil Of Maya
Velvet Revolver
Vesania
Vira
Virgin Snatch
Virus IV
Visceral Bleeding
Vision Divine
Visions Of Atlantis
Warrel Dane
What's He Building In There?
Where Victims Lie
Whitechapel
Widescreen Mode
Winds
Winds Of Plague
Wintersun
Witchery
Within Temptation
Within Y
XXX Maniak
Yyrkoon
Zero Hour
Zeromancer
Zimmers Hole
Zonaria
Zyklon
ZZ Top
"They say that faith is all you need
To stay forever young
What you sold is what you read
Our sins can be undone
How can we trust that once again
But you still tell us lies
And their voices will sustain
'Cause nothing ever dies
Love
Love is the only truth
Pure as the will of youth
Until it breaks your heart
You took me higher
Than the mountains I have climbed
You
You waited all your life for me
You
Left me all alone behind
But we'll meet again
We will meet again
All alone
Stuck without you..."
Movies
Comedies, action, adventure, romance, drama, suspense, mystery, horror, anything your whore mom is in.
13 Conversations About One Thing
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
3:10 To Yuma
300
48 Hours
50 First Dates
8MM
A Bronx Tale
A Clockwork Orange
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Airborne
Airheads
Along Came Polly
American Beauty
American History X
American Psycho
Analyze That
Analyze This
Anchorman (The Legend Of Ron Burgundy)
Anger Management
Arachnophobia
Armed And Dangerous
Austin Powers: In Goldmember
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Back To School
Back To The Future: I, II & III
Bad Santa
*Batteries Not Included
Beetlejuice
Beverly Hills Cop: I, II & III
Big Daddy
Billy Madison
Blood Sport
Borat
Bride Wars
Bruce Almighty
Burn After Reading
Cabin Fever
Caddyshack
Capote
Car 54, Where Are You?
Casino
Child's Play: I, II & III
Clerks
Click
Closer
Clue
Coming To America
Cops And Robbersons
Dan In Real Life
Defending Your Life
Demolition Man
Desperate Living
Detroit Rock City
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Die Hard: With A Vengeance
Disturbia
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Dragnet
Drillbit Taylor
Dumb And Dumber
Dumb And Dumberer
Dutch
Easy Money
Elf
Employee Of The Month
Encino Man
Enemy Of The State
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Fargo
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fight Club
First Sunday
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Four Christmases
Fred Claus
Friday
Friday After Next
Funny Farm
Garden State
Get Smart
Gone In Sixty Seconds
Good Luck Chuck
Goodfellas
Gran Torino
Grandma's Boy
Grosse Point Blank
Gremlins: I & II
Happy Gilmore
Harold & Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay
Harold & Kumar: Go To White Castle
Havoc
Hellboy
High Fidelity
High School High
High School Musical: I, II & III
Hostel
Howard The Duck
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
I Love You, Man
I-Spy
Invincible
Iron Man
Jingle All The Way
Karate Kid: I, II & III
Killer Clowns From Outerspace
Kindergarten Cop
King Of California
Knocked Up
Liar Liar
Life
Lionheart
Little Miss Sunshine
Little Nicky
Major League: I & II
Mannequin
Margot At The Wedding
Me And You And Everyone We Know
Mean Girls
Meet The Fockers
Meet The Parents
Memento
Men In Black I & II
Midnight Run
Mr. Deeds
Mrs. Doubtfire
Muholland Dr.
Multiplicity
My Best Friend's Girl
My Cousin Vinny
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon's European Vacation
National Lampoon's Vacation
Next Friday
Night At The Museum
No Country For Old Men
Not Another Teen Movie
Nothing But Trouble
Nothing To Lose
Old School
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Pineapple Express
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Police Academy: I-VII
Problem Child: I & II
Pulp Fiction
Punch-Drunk Love
Rain Man
Reign Over Me
Requiem For A Dream
Revenge Of The Nerds: I-IV
Role Models
Rush Hour: I, II & III
Saw: I, II, III & IV
Scarface
Screwed
Shanghai Knights
Shanghai Noon
Shaun Of The Dead
Short Circuit: I & II
Sideways
Six Days, Seven Nights
Son-In-Law
Spaceballs
Starsky And Hutch
Step Brothers
Stripes
Summer Rental
Summer School
Superbad
Swingers
Thank You For Smoking
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The Animal
The Big Lebowski
The Birdcage
The Break Up
The Brothers Solomon
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
The Darjeeling Limited
The Dark Knight
The Departed
The Devil Wears Prada
The Duchess
The Fifth Element
The Gameplan
The Great Outdoors
The Hangover
The Heartbreak Kid
The Hot Chick
The House Bunny
The Jacket
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
The Lookout
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
The Love Guru
The Notebook
The Nutty Professor: I & II
The Other Boleyn Girl
The Prestige
The Professional
The Ref
The Replacements
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Rules Of Attraction
The Sasquatch Gang
The Simpsons Movie
The Squid And The Whale
The Super
The Waterboy
The Wedding Singer
The Whole Nine Yards
The Whole Ten Yards
The Wraith
Thirteen
Tommy Boy
Total Recall
Trading Places
Transformers
Tropic Thunder
Troy
True Lies
Twins
Uncle Buck
Vacancy
Vegas Vacation
Waiting...
Wedding Crashers
Weekend At Bernie's
Weird Science
Wet Hot American Summer
When Nietzsche Wept
Who's Harry Crumb?
Wild Hogs
X-Men
X-Men 2
X-Men: The Last Stand
Yes Man
You Don't Mess With The Zohan
You, Me And Dupree
Zack And Miri Make A Porno
Zodiac
Zoolander
Television
Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad!, Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, ATHF, Home Movies, Squidbillies, The Simpsons, The Boondocks, South Park, Mission Hill, The Oblongs, Seinfeld, Married... With Children, George Lopez, King Of Queens, Dancing With The Stars, Two & A Half Men, Spongebob Squarepants, NFL Network, NFL, NHL, Animal Planet, Disney Channel, House Hunters, Entourage, Californication, Weeds, porn & whatever else my eyes wanna watch.
Books
If I can ever regain that peace of mind I used to have, maybe then I could start reading again.
Heroes
Shawn Johnson: Such a great competitor, she so deserved to win! :)
I'm my own hero, I should be adored by all.
"We are taught, never to shed tears
for to shed tears means that the body has been defeated by emotion
and to us, that simple act of crying, only proves without question
that the existence of emotion, is nothing but a burden"
Jack Vegas says: It's the end for me and you. Somehow we always knew, 'cause the guilt we had to hide was right here at our side. Posted 23 hours ago view more
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither the fuck are you. ^_^
(...love
never let me
lose that love
never let me
lose that love
never let me
lose that love
never...)
Who I'd like to meet:
You wanna know who I'd like to meet? This is who: Someone who is honest, loving, caring & sweet. Loves animals, football, hockey (Pittsburgh), traveling, music, concert going, anime.
Someone who isn't a slut, doesn't lie to me, take me for granted, cheat on me would also be a nice change of pace. No bi-polar psychopaths, no druggies, no alcoholics, I've had enough of that shit too. I know it'll never happen, cause I'm ridiculousy picky. But until then, I really don't want anything to do with anyone other than friendship. Sorry. :)
Who I'd DEFINITELY Like To NOT Meet:
Two-faced, deceptive people. Liars, slutty whores, dumb-ass jealous fuckholes, animal haters / abusers / hunters, trashy hicks, disrespectful people to me and others in general, people who destroy other's belonging's, know-it-all's, ass-kissing suck up's, those who open their mouth before thinking, people who are ALWAYS late, unorganized people, and people that lack any common sense.
Concert No-No's: smelly, fat people who fart at concerts. People tall as the sky who stand in front of me and block my entire view of the stage. Shirtless, sweaty, retarded, baboons who rub their stank off on you. 60 year old men who headbang with their shoulders instead of their heads directly into my back.
In no particular order, bands I've seen live:
In Flames x8
Behemoth x8
Hypocrisy x5
Decapitated x5
At The Gates
Dream Theater x2
Nightwish x3
Helloween
Scar Symmetry x2
Carcass x2
Katatonia
Samael
Insomnium
Swallow The Sun x2
Sybreed
The Berzerker
Korpiklaani
Children Of Bodom x8
Nevermore x4
Evergrey x2
Judas Priest
Heaven And Hell
Testament x2
Dark Tranquillity x3
Jon Oliva's Pain
Circle II Circle
Edguy
Emperor
Iced Earth
Exodus x2
Darkane x2
Unexpect x2
The Agonist x5
Necrophagist x3
Krisiun x4
Destruction
Kreator
Sodom
Ensiferum x2
Alestorm
Turisas
Suidakra
Eluveitie
Moonsorrow
Týr x2
Dew-Scented
Gojira
Arsis x4
Cannibal Corpse x4
Kataklysm x5
Dimmu Borgir x2
Opeth x3
Cryptopsy x3
The End x3
The Faceless x5
Suicide Silence x4
Graves Of Valor
Job For A Cowboy x2
Ion Dissonance x2
Beneath The Massacre
As Blood Runs Black x2
Neuraxis
Sonata Arctica x4
Gamma Ray x2
Kamelot
Epica x3
Visions Of Atlantis
Blind Guardian
Leaves' Eyes
Rhapsody
Stratovarius
Dragonforce x2
Manticora
Vader x4
Mnemic x6
Meshuggah x2
Threat Signal x3
Sonic Syndicate
Into Eternity x8
Soilwork x6
Diecast
Arch Enemy x6
The Haunted x5
Skinless x3
Suffocation x6
Chimaira x6
Demon Hunter x2
Becoming The Archetype
Strapping Young Lad x3
Megadeth x2
Slayer x3
Morbid Angel
Amon Amarth x3
Finntroll x2
Graveworm
Aborted x3
Divine Heresy x2
Luna Mortis
Daylight Dies
Brutal Truth
Exhumed
Deicide
Nile x3
Alarum
Hate Eternal x2
All Shall Perish x3
Born Of Osiris x2
Psycroptic x3
Whitechapel x3
Veil Of Maya
Decrepit Birth
Overkill x2
Seven Witches
Lacuna Coil x3
Iron Maiden
Black Sabbath
Atheist
Immolation
Ion Vein
Amorphis
Symphony X x2
Abysmal Dawn
Cradle Of Filth
Fear Factory x4
Through The Eyes Of The Dead x4
All That Remains x6
Cephalic Carnage x3
Misery Signals x2
Lamb Of God x5
Shadows Fall x6
Unearth x6
Himsa x5
Dillinger Escape Plan x3
The Agony Scene x5
God Forbid x7
Trivium x8
Bleeding Through x4
The Black Dahlia Murder x10
Between The Buried And Me x3
Still Remains x4
Mastodon x3
Misery Index
Caliban x3
The Red Chord x4
Devildriver x3
Into The Moat x3
Despised Icon x6
Haste The Day x2
Darkest Hour x5
The Absence x3
Byzantine x2
Blackguard
Norma Jean x2
As I Lay Dying x6
After The Burial
Epicurean
Gnostic
Soilent Green x2
Lazarus A.D.
Bullet For My Valentine
With Passion x2
Killswitch Engage x4
Obituary
Dead To Fall
Scars Of Tomorrow
The Red Death
The Classic Struggle
Warbringer x3
Watch Them Die
The Autumn Offering x2
Remembering Never
August Burns Red x2
Atreyu
Thy Will Be Done
Primordial
Rotten Sound
Living Sacrifice
3 Inches Of Blood x2
A Life Once Lost x4
Devilinside
Reflux
Flatline
Firewind x2
It Dies Today
A Dozen Furies
The Locust
Damageplan (R.I.P. Dime)
A Perfect Murder x2
Motorhead
Starkweather
The Esoteric
The Chariot
Converge
The Showdown
Thine Eyes Bleed
Terror x4
Horse The Band
Throwdown x4
Zao x4
Full Blown Chaos x4
Single Bullet Theory
Holyhell
Beyond The Embrace
Stemm
The Killing
Raging Speedhorn
Poison The Well
From Autumn To Ashes
Collapse Of Autumn
Black Label Society
Vile
Savage Garden
Maylene & The Sons Of Disaster
Orthrelm
Tapping The Vein
Head
Mortiis
Luckystar
Nathaniel White
Static-X
Bands I do NOT like live:
Suffokate*
Cypher Seer*
Marilyn Manson*
Mushroomhead*
Volbeat*
Goatwhore x3*
Swashbuckle* x2
The Acacia Strain* x2
Belphegor*
1349*
Municipal Waste* x2
Toxic Holocaust*
Oh, Sleeper*
The Famine*
Advent*
Droid*
Stygian*
Paradise Lost*
Resurrection*
Sil Veth*
Bereavement*
Don The Reader*
Nora*
Stick To Your Guns*
By Autumn's End*
Genghis Tron*
Circle Of Zero*
Vision Of Disorder*
Evergreen Terrace* x2
Spoken*
Speed(Kill)Hate*
Bleeding Kansas*
Protest The Hero*
Sanctity*
Temple Of Brutality*
Arcticflame*
Subzero*
Agnostic Front*
Queen Of The Ryche*
Danzig*
Season Of Mourning*
Life Of Agony*
Dry Kill Logic*
Bobaflex*
Kane Hodder*
Stretch Arm Strong*
Wicked Wisdom*
Gizmachi*
Bury Your Dead* x2
Rob Zombie*
Mudvayne*
Fight Paris*
Gwar* x2
Everytime I Die* x2
High On Fire*
Clutch*
Incantation*
Manowar*
Sworn Enemy* x2
Rid Of Waste* x2
Conveyance*
Beyond Fallen*
Pro-Pain*
Forfeit*
Orcus*
Cattle Decapitation* x4
Your Enemies Friend*
Unbroken*
Read Yellow*
Without End*
Candiria*
Sinnistar*
Earshot*
Emily's Toy Box*
Finnish profanity:
The following explains the meanings of certain well-known curse words.
Paska: Paska translates as shit or crap and has approximately the same context in English and Finnish. An often used replacement word, especially with children, is kakka which is the Finnish equivalent of the English word poo. The proper Finnish word for excrement is uloste. To express disbelief or cast doubt, Finns say hevonpaska, which translates as "horse's shit" (roughly the equivalent meaning of "bullshit"), or paskan marjat, "shit's berries". It can be used in a combination with vittu as in "Vittu tätä paskaa" meaning "fuck this shit". See also Paska about a Finnish musician with this name.
Vittu: Vittu is a quite ancient word for the female genitalia but now has the literal meaning of "cunt." Linguistically it is used similar to how 'fuck' is used in English to add force to a statement or express frustration. The often used "fuck you" is commonly translated as "haista vittu" which means "smell (a) cunt". Often considered extremely profane, its usage is nowadays not only limited to teenager slang, but is often used as an emphasis in a forceful or frustrated utterance or expression, as in "mitä vittua" meaning "what the fuck". The term vittu is also known to be the basis of a crude illustration of a vagina, the so-called "kirkkovene" (church-boat), "hämähäkki väärinpäin" (spider on its back) or "vitunkuva" (vittu-image). As such it may come as a surprise that the word is actually quite ancient and it along with the aforementioned vittu-drawing was in fact used in a positive and respectful manner when referring to the female body. It is often replaced in everyday speech with the less offensive hitto (see below), which sounds a little like the other word. Sometimes it's replaced with even less offensive vitsi, which means a joke (as in "oh joke", which doesn't make much sense but is hardly offensive), or hitsi, which happens to be what is created by welding, the weld.
Perkele: Perkele is a name from Finnish mythology, a name imported from the Baltic for the high god Ukko that through the christian church's influence acquired the meaning of devil [1]. Perkele is probably the most well-known Finnish swearword outside of Finland. When used for expressing one's miscontent or frustration, perkele often suggests that the sayer is determined to solve the problem, even if it will be difficult. An often used replacement word, and a slightly milder version for it is perhana. Some other, less popular variations include perkules, perskuta or perskuta rallaa. Perkele is probably best know outside Finland from the term Management by perkele, originally Swedish term describing Finnish business management style.
Helvetti: Helvetti translates as hell and has roughly the same meaning as in the English language. From Swedish Helvete, with the same meaning. Often used example-phrase is "What the hell?" in Finnish "Mitä helvettiä?" Some words used to replace it, depending on dialect, include helkutti, helvata, hemmetti, hemskutti, himputti and himskatti.
Saatana: Saatana means quite literally Satan, but used in a similar fashion to helvetti. Often used replacement words for it are saamari and samperi.
Piru: Piru, meaning devil is not always considered a swearword but sometimes used in a similar fashion to the word damn: "Damn it all" - "Piru vieköön" - "shall (the) Devil take (it)" A more proper word for devil is paholainen.
Jumalauta: This is a combination of two words jumala meaning god and auta meaning help (verb, imperative 2nd person). It is used in a similar fashion to Oh God except in Finnish it tends to have a slightly aggressive emphasis, usually used as a way of expressing one's frustration. Another translation for Oh God is Voi luoja (luoja = the creator, a synonym for god). An ad campaign for Evangelian Church aid for third world countries used JumalAuta as an eyecatcher. This raised discussion for being too profane. Perhaps the most accurate English counterpart for "jumalauta" is "goddamn it", although in English one asks God to damn the person or reason for the problem, whereas in Finnish one simply asks God for some kind of help. Often used replacement words for it are jumankauta or jumaliste.
Hitto, Hiisi: Hitto, probably from pagan origin, is a considerably mild swear word, but still considered an expletive. Also used in a diminutive form "hittolainen". It is a reference to a sacred grove or burial site, or a mythical being hiisi associated with them (and possibly Hittavainen). It might be related to the proto-germanic word hizi, meaning the realm of the dead. It can nowadays be translated as "a devil" or some other little hellish being. Though, often the origin of this word is forgotten. The word is in same category with other "mild" swear words like "helkkari" or "himskatti". All of them meaning either Hell itself or somekind of hellish being. Hitto is usually translated heck.
Perse: Literally "ass" (meaning buttocks, not donkey), can be used either as a profane term for the buttocks or as a semi-strong swear word. The similarity with the Latin phrase per se is purely coincidental.
Kyrpä: Literally "cock" (meaning penis, not a rooster), very useful eg. as a "talk dirty" situations with Finnish females. Extremely offensive between two male adults. Variations include mulkku and muna, the latter meaning also "egg".
Pillu: Literally "pussy" (meaning vagina, not a cat). Pronounce it like 'pill-oo' (am.). Not especially swearing, but not something to say to your mother-in-law either.
Kusi: Kusi, pronounced /kusi/ or like "coosy" in English, means "urine" with a similar connotation as "piss". Used by itself, the word almost always refers to actual urine and is considered only mildly offensive in colloquial language. Compound words, such as "kusipää" (piss head) are very offensive insults. Children often use "pissa" as a tame replacement word. The word pissa has drifted so far into everyday usage that in combined form "pissapoika" (pissing boy) it refers specifically to the squirter on the windshield of cars. Several foreign visitors have been amused by the product "Superpiss" for windshield wiper fluid.
Runkkari: Runkkari is an extremely offensive word and rarely used, but when used it usually has other swear words said with it such as "Saatanan runkkari!". In English it means wanker.
Mulkku: Another offensive word bit more used but still bit rare and this word has another swear said with it. In English it means dickhead. Also literally means "dick" or "penis". Haha.
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Haha, your so funny. Kill me? ehh, you couldn't do that even if i had no legs or arms and was strapped down in a hospital beddd blindfolded. Lmao, I am very selfish when it comes to blood as well, aspecially when I don't receive the blood that I am i entitled too. You should really be careful what you do, because I own you and your blood, so therefore it would be me killing you. Not everyday is Halloween. Halloween is only on the days that you choose to make the best of out it and kill as many humans as possible. Which now, I am considering just one more for the night XD
Haha, that kinda rhymed a bit. I do wanna see them, but I am disappointed that you did not save any blood for me. It makes me weak without it, damn what are you trying to do? Kill me? Eh, now your gonna have to pretend it's Halloween again very soon, and repay me with double the blood, and leave some alive for me. I want to have a part in the fun too.
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