J. McClanahan
The Darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us.

Male
26 years old
Grundy, Virginia
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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    J. McClanahan's Interests
General the supernatural, writing, metal, camping, fishing, horror movies, good weed
Music Six Feet Under, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Carcass, Arch Enemy, All That Remains, Hatebreed, Slipknot/Stone Sour, In This Moment, Kittie, Walls Of Jericho, Bleeding Through, Mudvayne, Disturbed, Cold and the list goes on and on
Movies I'm a Horror nut, if it's fucked up I'll watch it. My all time favorite movies are Rob Zombie's Halloween, The Devil's Reject, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning and the remake of Friday The 13TH
Television Most Evil, Cold Case Files, American Justice, Headbangers Ball, World's Most Haunted, Ghost Hunters, Masters Of Horror
BooksTH, þ
Heroes Rob Zombie, Chris Barnes, Corey Taylor, Glenn Benton

     J. McClanahan's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Grundy VA.
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:writer/filmmaker



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About me:
What's going on. My name is J. McClanahan, I'm a single 26 years old guy from Grundy, VA. It's very small and there really isn't anything to do. I'm a writer, poetry, horror stories ,and just my thoughts and opinions, mostly weird and disturbing shit though. I'm into the sicker, more macabre things in the world. Anything twisted and fucked up is sure to get my attention. twistedsiblings.com/graphics/layouts Free Twisted layouts at twistedsiblings.com

.::My Life::.

.::Basics::.
Full Name:: only a few know.
Nicknames:: J. , O.J. , Juice.
Gender:: male
Orientation:: straight
Age:: 25
Age you wish you were:: I'm happy where I am
Birthdate:: 2-17-83
Zodiac Sign:: Aquarius
Height:: 6'2"
Shoe size:: 12
Eye color:: green
Hair color:: brown
How long is your hair:: shaved
Who do u live with:: parents. so what, I have no need to live anywhere else
Location:: Grundy, VA.
Piercing:: ears and left eyebrow
Tattoos:: I have 8
Hobbies:: writing, cooking, camping and fishing.
Grade:: graduated 6 years ago
Wear contacts or glasses:: no
Braces or retainer:: no
.::Are you a...::.
Class clown:: no
Goth:: no
Metal-head:: fuck yeah!
Rocker:: a little bit.
Gansta:: fuck no
Prep:: no
Idiot:: no
Freak:: I'm different, but I wouldn't call me a freak.
Nerd:: no
Bookworm:: kinda
Dork:: no
Smoker:: yes
Pot-head:: hell yeah! anyone that doesn't like it can go get fucked
Alcoholic:: I drink, but I'm not an alcoholic.
.::Do You..::.
Sleep with stuff animals: no
Take walks in the rain:: sometimes
Talk to people who you hate:: no
Read the newspaper:: sometimes
Do drugs:: stoner!!!
Smoke:: yes
Pray:: fuck no.
.::Friends::.
Nicest:: Alex
Funniest:: Anthony
Tallest:: Simon
Shortest:: Jerry
Prettiest:: that's hard to say.
Punkiest:: don't know any "punky" people
Newest:: Tabby
Shyest:: me
Sweetest:: that's also hard to say
Closest:: Alex
Weirdest:: me
Smartest:: not sure
Craziest:: me
Loudest:: Alex
Quietest:: me
Dumbest:: Jerry
Happiest:: not sure
Most hyper:: not sure
Hottest:: hard to say
Skinniest:: Jerry
Best friend:: Jerry
Most outgoing:: Tabby
Most talented:: Anthony
Most athletic:: Tabby
Best singer:: Anthony
To become a cop:: none
To become famous:: none
Kill someone:: none so far
Best guy friend:: Alex or Anthony. they're both like brothers to me.
Best girl friends:: Bethany
Known the longest:: Alex and I have been friends for over 15 years
Known the shortest:: Tabby
Last person you talked to online:: I don't really "talk" online
Who u talks too most online:: I avoid it most of the time.
On the phone with most:: I hate talking on the phone.
Trust most:: Alex & Anthony
Who listens to your problems?: no problems to talk about.
Second family:: MY FRIENDS
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: that's a lame fucking question.
Always has a bf/gf:: Anthony is married so it would be him. lol
Who knows the most about you?: not sure
Which 5 people do u care about the most:: Alex, Anthony, Bethany, Tabby and Myself
.::Last Person::.
Person you hugged:: my mom
Person you kissed:: too long ago to matter.
Thing you said: this is a long fucking survey
Thing you ate: pizza
you called:: I don't call people
called you:: Bethany called earlier.
person you saw:: Alex and Chilli Dogg
.::Favorites::.
movie:: Rob Zombie's Halloween
singer:: Chris Barnes
band:: Six Feet Under
song:: Feasting On The Blood Of The Insane by Six Feet Under
music video:: don't have one
web site:: upcominghorrormovies.com
magazine:: fangoria
sport:: don't like sports
room in your house:: my bedroom
subject in school:: I liked english
teacher:: Mrs. Owens
word:: motherfucker
month:: October
season:: Fall
day of week:: Friday
time of day:: 3am
holiday:: Halloween
color:: blood red and black (though black isn't really a color)
number:: 666
animal:: cat
city:: cities are too big and have too many people for my taste
food:: don't have one
ice cream flavor:: don't have one
Girl Perfume:: I don't know
Guy Perfume:: Adidas
Car:: don't care.
candy:: fruit roll ups
fruit:: watermellon
cereal:: not sure.
store:: Spencer's
girl's name:: Ashley
guy's name:: Kane
body part:: eyes
.::Love, Life, Etc...::.
single:: yes an I plan on staying that way.
like anyone:: doubt it.
who:: nobody
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?:: face.
Do you want to get married?:: I woke up from that dream years ago.
do u want kids?:: use too, not so sure anymore.
Have you ever been in love?:: once.
Have you ever cheated?:: no
what do u want in a relationship?:: it would be honesty, but I don't want a relationship.
first kiss:: I was like 10 or 11 so it doesn't matter. lol
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?:: uhh, yeah.
is it right to flirt if you're taken?:: I don't agree with it, but people do it. who am I to judge.
.::Have you Ever::.
been hurt emotionally:: more like emotionally murdered. I'm glad though, it made me who I am today.
gone skinny dipping:: no
Danced when there wasn't any music?:: no
Broken/fractured a bone?:: yes
Skipped school?:: no
Cried during a movie?:: I have before. not in a long time though.
Been onstage?:: yes
Cut your own hair?:: all the time.
made out:: yes
cried yourself to sleep:: once upon a time.
said I love you:: yes. never make that mistake again.
.::This or That::.
Music/TV:: music
Rock/Rap:: rock
Black/White:: black
Winter/Summer:: winter
Fall/Spring:: fall
Night/Day:: night
Funny Movies/Scary Movies: scary movies
Sun/Rain:: rain
Cats/Dogs:: cats
bracelet or necklace:: bracelet
gold/silver:: silver
sun/moon:: moon
Love or Lust?:: love, if it was real.
Hugs or Kisses?:: both are nice.
.::Countdown::.
6 Things you hate...
1:: know it all motherfuckers that worry about what everyone else is doing with their life.
2:: religion
3:: politics
4:: hot weather
5:: sun lights
6:: rap/hip hop music
5 things you love...
1:: good weed
2:: laid back, don't give a fuck kinda people
3:: horror movies
4:: dark nights
5:: thunder storms
4 things you take to a desserted island...
1:: weed
2:: water/food
3:: music
4:: pen and paper
3 of your favorites stores...
1:: Spencer's
2:: Hot Topic
3:: I can't think of a third one
2 things you're wearing right now
1:: pants
2:: t-shirt
1 person you miss right now...
1:: nobody to miss.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone really. I have yahoo and msn if anyone wants to add me, my yahoo is a_violent_scene_of_death@yahoo.com and my msn is thederanged2009@live.com I'd love to chat and meet some kick ass people.

   


   


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Jul 7 2009 1:02 PM

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Mar 8 2009 4:46 AM

a man whats going on oj
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Mar 2 2009 6:25 PM

hey thanks for the add

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Mar 1 2009 5:18 PM

hey, thanks for the add
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Feb 26 2009 11:26 PM

Thanks so much for the add. Feel free to check us out and let us know what you think.

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Feb 26 2009 2:30 AM

Well, hey there! I thought you had left myspace! I'm glad to see that you have returned safe and sound :)
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Feb 17 2009 11:17 PM

May your birthday bring
You as much happiness
As you give to everyone
Who knows you.

Happy Birthday O.
J
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Feb 2 2009 8:54 PM

hey how's it going? have you been working on any projects lately?
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Jan 30 2009 2:22 PM

How's my best buddy? You know I still love ya bunches. Well, just wanted to tell ya I loves ya.
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Nov 20 2008 2:41 PM

Just wanted to let you know I <3 you. Peace out.
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Nov 15 2008 10:25 PM

Nice, thanks for the photo comment.
its been awhile, what have you been up to?
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Nov 1 2008 1:14 AM

Happy Halloween! Hope you had a great one :-)
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Oct 21 2008 3:57 PM

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Oct 9 2008 3:34 AM

Hey bro whats up?Love the new profile look.
Hola back!
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Sep 20 2008 8:31 PM

hello sir! :) why so angry? you make me wanna go grab a teddy bear and hide underneath my covers... hahaha lol miss ya! oh and by the way... I think I may have to sneak in ur bedroom one night when you are gone and paint the whole thing pink and spill glitter everywhere! HAHAHA :) you would like it! ;)
anna





Sep 10 2008 8:27 PM

was laying in the sun drinking my sweet tea until the rain moved in!!! bummer!!! hows everything in g-town???
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