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James Spence
James Spence

		James Spence - Silly Beggar Male 33 years old United Kingdom Last Login: 10/29/2009

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This book takes the art of acquiring the freebie to a whole new level of absurdity. Rejoice as the Customer Services departments of multinational corporations are fed ridiculous stories designed to make them part with their sweet logo-bearing bounty.

Bask in the bizarre accounts of penguin attacks, weird experiments, heroic alter-egos and many more fishy tales, each designed to garner goodies for absolutely nothing. Whether he's playing the system or just playing games, James Spence demonstrates his comic genius via his uniquely entertaining emails.

The respondents often surprise us too by entering into the spirit of the author's wacky world. With colour photos of the author and his collection of toys, mugs, vouchers and of course - T-shirts .

Published by Aurora Metro
ISBN 978-1-906582-03-6
Publication 14 May 2009

James Spence's Details

Status:	Married
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Fife
Body type:	2' 11" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	Post grad

James Spence Why do they make Easter Eggs hollow? Can't they use scotch egg technology to give us one full of boiled egg goodness? Posted at 8:38 AM Nov 16 from Twitter
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James Spence's Blurbs

About me:

James is a dreamer with far too much time on his hands. He lives with his wife Tiff and cat Angel in Dunfermline, Scotland where he dreams, schemes and screams in delight when he receives yet another brand new T-shirt through the post.

He is the creator of, ‘Dr Sheep and the Aardvark’, one of Scotland’s most popular online comic strips, enjoyed by thousands of comic fans around the world. Google recently published one of his poems in their book, ‘Search Me’ by Neil Taylor. They also sent him two T-shirts!

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Praise for Silly Beggar

"A very amusing illustration of the lengths people will go to earn a buck - public relations will never be the same again."

Nigel Williams, Best-Selling Author, The Wimbledon Poisoner

“The author has clearly spent years plaguing companies with his idiotic requests for freebies, could this be where the global meltdown started?’’

Paul Foot, Life President, The Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs

James Spence's Friend Space (Top 17)

James Spence has 1306 friends.

Tropicalia

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measure twice, cut once.

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Sheepy-Time Gal

Toby

Kare Toons!

Gina

Nats

Alex

Michael

james

Flight of the Conchords

MuzZ

Brad

ISAIDSKYLA

M'Chel

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