James Spence
James Spence
James Spence James Spence - Silly Beggar

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33 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/29/2009
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This book takes the art of acquiring the freebie to a whole new level of absurdity. Rejoice as the Customer Services departments of multinational corporations are fed ridiculous stories designed to make them part with their sweet logo-bearing bounty.

Bask in the bizarre accounts of penguin attacks, weird experiments, heroic alter-egos and many more fishy tales, each designed to garner goodies for absolutely nothing. Whether he's playing the system or just playing games, James Spence demonstrates his comic genius via his uniquely entertaining emails.

The respondents often surprise us too by entering into the spirit of the author's wacky world. With colour photos of the author and his collection of toys, mugs, vouchers and of course - T-shirts .

  • Published by Aurora Metro
  • ISBN 978-1-906582-03-6
  • Publication 14 May 2009

     James Spence's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fife
Body type:2' 11" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Post grad



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   James Spence's Blurbs
About me:

James is a dreamer with far too much time on his hands. He lives with his wife Tiff and cat Angel in Dunfermline, Scotland where he dreams, schemes and screams in delight when he receives yet another brand new T-shirt through the post.

He is the creator of, ‘Dr Sheep and the Aardvark’, one of Scotland’s most popular online comic strips, enjoyed by thousands of comic fans around the world. Google recently published one of his poems in their book, ‘Search Me’ by Neil Taylor. They also sent him two T-shirts!

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Praise for Silly Beggar

"A very amusing illustration of the lengths people will go to earn a buck - public relations will never be the same again."

Nigel Williams, Best-Selling Author, The Wimbledon Poisoner

“The author has clearly spent years plaguing companies with his idiotic requests for freebies, could this be where the global meltdown started?’’

Paul Foot, Life President, The Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs


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James Spence has 1306 friends.
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 Alex 


 Michael 


 james 


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Nov 21 2009 9:57 PM


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Nov 4 2009 7:12 AM

Hope you had a ✖BLooDY FanTasTiC✖ HaLLoWeeN my FienDISH FRiEND!!
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Vedette (NEW PHOTOS UP!!)



Nov 2 2009 5:32 PM

Hey there!!!
2 awesome Vedette shows to let you know about in NOVEMBER:
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See you there!!!
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Jul 29 2009 3:21 PM


Hi dear,
I'm back to stare :)




it being long time...
hope that all is well...

xxx

Vedette (NEW PHOTOS UP!!)

Vedette (NEW PHOTOS UP!!)



Jun 16 2009 3:57 PM

Thanks for your friendship!
Hope you had a chance to hear some of our newest material...
We have a few shows coming up right here in Toronto - I hope you can make it out - it's gonna be a BLAST
In the meantime, thanks for adding Vedette!

Cheers!
Murskahumppa

Murskahumppa



Jun 15 2009 5:18 PM

Thanks for add!

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Jun 13 2009 7:06 PM

Hey collectors,

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It's Offical. I am pleased to annouce the pre-order for the ARKIV INSTANT vinyl figure will start from Monday, June 1st to Tuesday, June 30th via adFunture website. The Retail Price of each figure is US$ 60 + Shipping (For more info regarding shipping, please check on adFunture website).

This vinyl figure stands 28.5cm in height. The first edition of this figure will ONLY be produced on a By-Order-Basis (Plus 42 pieces for promotion purposes, etc). So just click here www.adfuntureworkshop.com to make your order soon. Please note that all the delivery will be shipped directly from Shanghai on 4th week of July.

Have a Great Weekend

Love

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Ran D

Ran D



Jun 13 2009 4:28 PM

It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
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Frank Burton

Frank Burton



Jun 11 2009 8:37 AM

Hello new friend
 
I have lots of fiction online at the moment.  I’m doing a series of short stories in my blog called Exposures.   
 
Also, my experimental crime novella, “About Someone” is available to read for free on my website. 
 
 
Enjoy.  
 
Frank
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Comic Geek Speak



Jun 6 2009 10:58 PM

Have a Happy!
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Jun 6 2009 8:16 PM

Happy Birthday!
Jessica Lombard

Jessica Lombard



Jun 6 2009 3:54 PM

MY FAMILY & I WANT TO WISH YOU A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY.
LOVE JESSICA

P.S. MY DAD ADDED ANOTHER NEW SONG TO MY PAGE. ITS CALLED (IN MY WEB) I SING PLAY THE PIANO AND WROTE THE MUSIC. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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Jun 6 2009 3:46 PM

Happy Birthday.
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Jun 6 2009 3:58 AM

Happy birthday...



..have a pumpkin!
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Steve Compton



Jun 6 2009 12:54 AM

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Jun 5 2009 9:47 AM

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Jun 2 2009 3:33 PM

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May 5 2009 3:38 PM

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