ABOUT MOI...
Anyway... about moi... well, One's name be Thy Aaron.
One caneth be really random at thy tymes.. One even hath a worde for it... Randomnessity... thou shalt taketh One's thy quizze!
Well, about One's thy physical appearance, One art thy six foote and thy one inche tall, One hath thy two... yes, thy *TWO* blue eyes! And One hath thy short, brown haire...
One wouldeth liketh to sayeth that.. gladly.. One couldeth not giveth one ratte's arse about anything that wouldeth detereth One from not to be thy individualle who art writeth this descriptionne which, by thy pure coincential chance, art Oneselfe.
Although One doth not wanteth to bloweth One's thy own trumpette, thy personnes who knoweth One art able to sayeth that One art one friendly personne and art able to geteth along wi'thy everyone... One believeth!
One art seventeen yeares, and One hath One's thy birthdaye on thy twentieth daye o'thy Auguste... which art thy same tyme as thy Pontardawe Festivale! So how awesome caneth thy geteth??!!
Indeed... anyway, One hath attendeth at thy College in Neathe... One hath studieth thy Frenche, thy Germane and thy Spanishe... These Dayes, One art one Pupille in thy Universitie in the Citie o' thy Swansea.
One hath attendeth to thy Welshe Schoole in Ystalyfera also... One shalt not commenteth on thy schoole.
MWY AMDANYF I...
Name:
Aaron Jones.
Birthday:
20 August 1988.
Birthplace:
Neath Hospital.
Current location:
Pontardawe, Swansea.
Eye colour:
Blue.
Hair colour:
Brown.
Height:
6'1”
Right handed or left handed:
Lefty… but sometimes righty.
Your heritage:
CYMRAEG!!
The shoes you wore today:
Black shoes.
Your weakness:
Batman has no weakness!
Your fears:
Superman fears no fear!
Your perfect pizza:
Spiderman has no pizza!
Goals you would like to achieve this year:
Get through uni life alive.. Find a flat/house/box… Get a job.
Your most overused phrase on an instant messenger:
I see…
Thoughts first waking up:
What time is it?
Your best physical feature:
Err… I have one?
Your bedtime:
Any random time.
Your most missed memory:
The last time I was with my bestest friend!!
Pepsi or Coca Cola:
Diet Coke!
McDonalds or Burger King:
BK!
Single or group dates:
It depends who I’m with.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
I had neither.
Chocolate or vanilla:
Vanilla.
Cappuccino or coffee:
I like the sound of ‘Or’.. what’s that?
Do you smoke:
Nooooo!!
Do you swear:
At times.
Do you sing:
Only when driving!
Do you shower daily:
I bathe daily.
Have you been in love:
At one time…
Do you want to go to College:
Been there. Done that. T-shirt didn’t fit me.
Do you want to get married:
I’ll consider on that one. Early days just yet.
Do you believe in yourself:
At some things.
Do you get motion sickness:
Nope!
Do you think you are attractive:
I’m not God’s best creation!
Are you a health freak:
Hehehe! No.
Do you get along with your parents:
Indeedy!
Do you like thunderstorms:
Yes.
Do you play an instrument:
I play the didgeridoo.
In the past month have you drank alcohol:
Quite a bit!
In the past month have you smoked:
Noooo…
In the past month have you been on drugs:
It’s called alcohol.
In the past month have you gone on a date:
Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a mall:
Yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
I have eaten what now?
In the past month have you eaten sushi:
No… I’d like to keep my radioactivity at an all time low!
In the past month have you been on stage:
I’ve been on a stage in a club.
In the past month have you been dumped:
No.
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping:
No.
In the past month have you stolen anything:
My sister’s packet of crisps…
Ever been drunk:
Hehehe…
Ever been called a tease:
I can’t remember.
Ever been beaten up:
Not that I recall.
Ever shoplifted:
Nope.
How do you want to die:
Gracefully and heroically!
What do you want to be when you’re older:
RAF NCO Aircrew (Linguist) or… a travel photographer.
Which country would you most like to visit:
All of them.
Number of drugs I have taken:
Does this include antihistamine and isotretioin and paractemol and alcohol?
Number of CDs I own:
At least 70…
Number of piercings:
None.
Number of tattoos:
None.
Number of things in my past I regret:
Screwing up.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite eye colour:
Blue or brown.
Favourite hair colour:
Either colour.
Short or long hair:
I like shoulder length and also long.
Height:
Shorter than moi.
Weight:
A sensible and healthy weight.
Best clothing style:
Casual and smart and stylish.. bot not scruffy.
I CAN...
speak Welsh
write backwards
write upside down
write with both hands
use a computer mouse with either hand
switch a song in one click of a button
make Maltesers hover
drink loads of Guinness
tell the difference between drunkness and soberness
type without looking at the keyboard
pour the perfect pint of Guinness
map read
use a puppet
build a computer
paraglide
polish shoes
fly an aircraft
click my fingers
remember loads of random stuff
teach people how to shoot
make a bed
recite 'Ten Green Bottles'
do a lot of things...
I CANNOT...
blow up a balloon
whistle
put on much weight
stand Dora the Explorer
drink coffee
eat egg
smell egg
cook egg
look at egg
think of egg
ride a mountain bike
DIY
walk on water
balance a spoon on my nose
resist Blu-Tac
eat no less than a dozen Pringles
think of much else to say
I HAVE...
rimless spectaclé
a VW Golf
found the Holy Grail
a wild sister
an iPod Nano
a really comfy blanket
a Royal British Legion membership
all the Fawlty Towers episodes
a random stick in the boot of my car
dined with God and his wife
written a book in German
hayfever
eaten a Ceylon curry
understandings of the meaning of life
two computers
fundamental knowledge of the whereabouts of Sasquatch
my *random* moments
been chased by angry golfers
found a horsehoe
a crap mobile phone
no knowledge whatsoever about the broken window
a Coca Cola can that moves
lots of alcoholic spirits on the mantelpiece
a LP player
lots and lots of LP records
often wondered...
I HAVE NOT...
been to Brunei
understood the lyrics of Slipknot
any interest in chain letters
been involved in a shoot-out
skinny dipped
grown a beard
grown a moustache
mastered the art of origami
seen antelopes
touched a sheep
streaked a rugby pitch
realised the size of atoms
been in contact with the extra terrestrial
been to Scotland
been skiing
seen the first American Pie film
climbed Everest
consumed AVGAS
met any Royalty
joined the US Army
anything else to say
My Electronic Mail Address
atj0888@hotmail.com
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