Abdul-Lateef
Black / Explicit/Raw / Stand-Up
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"Being black and having white friends is like being a vampire: everyone ages except you."
Male
100 years old
Island City AKA Montreal,
Canada
Last Login:
6/5/2008
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Abdul-Lateef's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I drink blood.
After a few hundred years, I hate to say it, but it tastes like chicken. | | Website | No point really. | | Influences | Melanin. | | Members | They’re all dead. Except for this groupie I give a couple drops to once in a blue moon. She been cleaning my place and treatin' a sucka right since 1592. | | TV Shows | Cameras have a problem with me. Like I shouldn't be there. | | Films | Well they tried to get that guy from Human Traffic to play me,
http://www.britmovie.co.uk/genres/drama/images/021a.jpg
but he committed suicide after I took him on a night out. | | Albums | Full of incriminating evidence. I have them locked away. Far away. |
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Abdul-Lateef's Interests
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| General | Vegan Pussy | | Music | Anything on Ninjatune, Tariq Khan and the High Breed, Depeche Mode, D'Angelo, System of A Down (BEFORE 'Hypnotize'), M'Shell N'Degeocello, Tool (BEFORE 'Lateralus'), Terrecon, K-OS, Fishbone, Wu-Tang Clan, Metallica (up to And Justice For All), Nwar, Bjork, Faith No More, Chris Rock, Mr. Bungle, Bernie Mack, The Cure, Eddie Murphy, Teh Chameleons, Eddie Griffen, Kate Fatherfuckin Bush, Bad Brains, Dennis Miller, Living Colour, Radiohead, Mos Def, Earth Wind & Fire, Jaga Jazzist, Blackalicious, Soundgarden, Anything with MF Doom... | | Movies | The Last Dragon | | Television | Firefly | | Books | Brown Girl In The Ring and Skinfolk (Nalo Hopkinson) The Coyote Kings of The Space-Age Bachelor pad (Minister Faust), Rich Dad, Poor Dad (Robert T. Kiyosaki), Imajica (Clive Barker), Frankenstien by that hot bitch Mary Shelley, The Ninja (Eric Van Lustbader), Firestarter by Stephen King even though that fucker has the word 'nigger' in every book he's written and anything by Octavia Butler | | Heroes | They all died when they drank that shit to get on that space ship |
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NYC Underground Comedy Fest, paid in meat
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Abdul-Lateef's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Island City | | Body type: | Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Second officer | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Who I'd like to meet:
Exceptional comedians so I can kill them.
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