After I retired from the entertainment business, I was Mustafio’s private English teacher when he first came to this country. I treated that boy like my own son. Sad to say, I do hold a tender place in my heart for him, despite all that he has done to me. I am old and not long for this earth. I’ve had three heart attacks in the the past five years. I just want "The Great Mustafio" to acknowledge his debt to me. I made a record for the Decca recording company in 1968 that proves that Mustafio completely stole my style. I also made many appearances on a TV show called ’How Sign Is High?", some of which are on YouTubes. I am currently available for personal appearences and may be contacted through this page.
Darling? Are you there? Can you hear me? Hold on, my love, I'm on my way. You may not want to leave Kinkistan, but I know what's best for you, my dearest, dearest Abe.