Justin

Who I'd like to meet:

"Uhh, well, I'd have to say... Einstein... Or Jesus."

"Thank you. Very good answer..."

So yeah, the person who can tell me what movie the above quote comes from, them I definitely want to meet. And just to be fair to everyone out there, here's a couple of clues.

1) Movie is less than ten years old.

2) Star of movie had never made a sequel to any of his movies until one that premiered in December 2007.

3) The Turtles (the band, not the teenage mutant ninja) probably made a bunch of money off usage rights for this flick.

4) Title is the cornerstone to evolution.

Other than that... Well... How about some random ones... I'll keep adding them as they come to me.

1) Not a party girl. A girl who parties once in awhile I can get down with, but I can't deal with someone who knows the doormen at every single club in town. I work in a nightclub, so it's not very often that I want to hang out in one. The flip-side of this is that I am almost always in the mood to go out dancing. Swing, Latin, Ballroom... I may not be very good, but I'm willing to learn, which is more than can be said for most gents.

Which brings up another thing:

1a) Someone who is secure with the fact that I work in a nightclub. Look, I promise, I won't "find someone better" at work. How can you trust me, you ask? I work in a men's bathroom... And it's at a gay nightclub! I'm not meeting any women at work, I can assure you. Heck, even when I do meet one, there is a good possibility that she's a he, so that ain't happenin'...

2) Someone with a sense of humor. If the above made you chuckle, you're in. If all you thought while reading it was, "Why does he have to promise not to cheat? 'Cause he's a cheater, that's why! Nobody would ever say anything remotely involving something bad unless they have done it or are planning to!", you'd best just move along... Not particularly interested in someone who reads too much into everything.

3) Someone who reads!!! Look, you don't have to be a bookworm, but at least be literate.

4) Like animals? Well, I do. All sorts. Dogs (had two Shepweilers I had to give away awhile back, miss them much), cats (I have three), rodents (never owned any, but always liked my brother's), horses (whole stable of them across the street from me), et cetera, et cetera. I have to have animals in my life, so it'd be nice to be around someone who's not gonna give me a bunch of guff for being a big, tough manly man who is totally gay for his cats... Which reminds me, I don't care if you're a "cat person" or a "dog person", but please, no animal snobbery while around me. I hate it when a person tries to justify their personal preference, hoping that somehow, if they make their argument convincing enough, I'm gonna suddenly go "Oh my god! You're right! ________ are clearly the better animal! Thank you! Thank you for showing me the error of my ways!"

More to come...