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Abi Makes Music
Electro / Pop / Comedy

"Grit and Shit"

Harrow,London/Portsmouth, London and South East
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  5/8/2008
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   Abi Makes Music: General Info
Member Since3/21/2006
Band MembersAbigail Dawn Balfe: Keyboard/up to five keyboard sounds in any one song because my keyboard is shit/vocals/odd terrible sounds of crackling Poundland microphone.




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Abi's Not Gay, But She Is
Boy From School
Prostitution is the Way Forward
We Don't Care
Rosie
9 Kenton Road
IWonderIfAnyoneWillComeToOurArtExhib
Ry Is A Chav
I Don't Like Artists
Butch Dyke
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Really awful.

Rinnie made this flyer: (www.myspace.com/catbrain)

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Sounds LikeThe moment you realise your AS Level Music Technology coursework is going to fail in both audio recording and sequencing, and your teacher has written the words "GO AWAY - I AM BUSY" on his door for a reason.

Here is a video i recorded of a video of my first ever gig at The Horse and Groom with my phone. Needless to say, it is a bit terrible:



"Very entertaining" - OLD MAN ON TUBE

"Oh not you again..." - SAME OLD MAN ON TUBE 10 MINUTES LATER

"You're just doing that so you get more lyrics for your songs..." - ROSIE

"The most amazing hilarious music adventure you could possibly encounter in our brief but meaningless existence on this terrible scrap of shit known as planet earth." - ANITAKILLKILLKILL!, I <3 AUDREY!

"Supporting was Abi Makes Music, tales exploring petulance, bitchiness and other dark areas of the female psyche, set to deliberately shambolic keyboards. Sassy, knowing and no doubt ironic, Abi sounded like Mogul for sixth-formers." - ORGAN MAGAZINE, 07/06/07

"That was probably the best and funniest thing I've witnessed in a long time." - SOUND MAN AT BOX BOT, DEPTFORD ARMS 16/11/07

"Such misuse of the term 'slut' makes me wonder about the rest of her lyrics. Not much though, they're just shite." - LAST NIGHT FROM GLASGOW INDIE EYESPY 24/01/08
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
May 4 2008 8:00P
Installation corner at Box Bot w/ Le Couteau Jaune Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club, London
Jun 5 2008 8:00P
Chipped Tooth and Ketchup DJ set w/ Thomas Tantrum @ Shout! Old Blue Last, London
Jul 3 2008 8:00P
Abi Makes Music VS Dazzle DJ SET @ Shout! Old Blue Last, London
Sep 13 2008 8:00P
Southsea Fest w/ Le Couteau Jaune Southsea, Portsmouth

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   About Abi Makes Music
I play with my £46 Ebay Yamaha PSR-282 keyboard, record with my Poundland microphone, and vocalise with my chords damaged from laughing at my mum’s exasperated face too much.

I also make nights of fun. Here are some past nights of fun that I have made happen:

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I have good days...

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...and I have terrible days...

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This was my encore song at the Horse and Groom... Duckett Boy drowned out my potential encore no.2 with Barbie Girl. I was not amused, but at least he has a good upright back-of-the-head.


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NICKY





May 8 2008 9:14 AM

i remember! (miraculously as i was wasted) ello! xX
Broken Toy Music





May 6 2008 12:58 PM

Good Day!
If you are free on 20th May we'd love to have your support:


CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS
Beat Me





May 6 2008 12:44 PM

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The Pollination





May 6 2008 5:12 AM

YOU CRAZY GIRL!!!
SAW YOU ONCE AT THE CMF!!!


T-H-A-N-K
Y-O-U
F-O-R-
T-H-E-
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!-!-!

CHECK MY NEW PROFILE WITH MY MUSIC, POEMS AND PICS... AND LEAVE COMMENTS!!!
THE RGBS





May 4 2008 2:26 PM

Hi Abi, It's festimania here at the RGB HQ, if you're coming to Creamfields (Andalucia) The Great Escape, Bestival, Wireless, Rockness, Dot to Dot, or Hyde Park Calling then give us a shout!

xx
Vanilla Ride





May 4 2008 10:34 AM

hey, cheers for the add x
Le Couteau Jaune





May 3 2008 10:18 AM

what you doing on myspace retard?
xxxxxxx
BLINDFOLD - Free MP3 available NOW!





May 4 2008 10:17 AM

Hey!
Just wanted to let you know that we are playing a gig on Monday 5th of May (Bank Holiday) in Hoxton if you happen to be in town :) You can put your name down on the 3 pound cheap guest list on our space..



Hope to see you there!
All the best,
Blindfold
Le Couteau Jaune





May 3 2008 9:52 AM

ART JAM





May 2 2008 6:02 AM

Come down to ARTJAM on monday!!!!!
Club Motherfu*ker


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May 1 2008 7:33 AM

you're in there now. swear.
it's chronological SBT!

x
Le Couteau Jaune





Apr 30 2008 9:05 PM

why don't you do one of them little surveys to see if your FANS want the photo uploaded or not?

or even better we could sell copies on ebay with hand decorated frames? rather than knee decorated ones that would look rubbish if you like traditional hand drawn aestetics. knees are a limb too far for many.
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dazzle





Apr 30 2008 10:27 AM

i have just found the best photo of you ever on my phone. it is from saturday night, it continues a theme. shall i put it on facebook?

xxxxx
Tigermilk





Apr 30 2008 7:50 AM

i like to creep up on my rellies when they have bowel movements.
have you ever wanted
to attempt to ice a cake through someones intestine?
a billous treat.

monkey girl said that i can't try out for rugby trials.
this makes ebony unhappy.
ladyfest london 9-11 may 2008





Apr 30 2008 6:07 AM

Ladyfest London 2008 coming soon


ladyfest london flyer




Download the Ladyfest London programme


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To buy tickets, visit http://www. wegottickets. com/f/260

See you there!

Ladyfest London xx

www. ladyfestlondon. co. uk
www. myspace. com/ladyfestlondon
Le Couteau Jaune





Apr 29 2008 6:57 PM

amm: 45
lcj: 82

haha... suck it!
xxxxx
dazzle





Apr 29 2008 6:39 PM

wake uppppppp!
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Tigermilk





Apr 29 2008 1:44 PM

Witness relocation program



enough said.
dazzle





Apr 29 2008 11:18 AM

yeah, i been doing that fitting thing too. also had really bad nights sleep where i kept having people walking into the flat / bedroom and could hear knocking on the door, things falling over. kept feeling that people were staring at me and had to check no one was there. was all twitchy and tense. thinking is bit of an efffort.

also my legs and arms occasionally and spontaniously shoot out at random.

won a casio on ebay for £7 though, not anything special, bit like your mini keys yamaha but for the price a good back-up.

get some uni stuff done, i really want to start doing this performance installation with you.

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dazzle





Apr 29 2008 10:59 AM

i feel really shakey today and have that zoom zoom thing when i move my head. i blame you!

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dazzle





Apr 29 2008 11:00 AM

so we're goingh with ct&k then? i think it flows best.
xxxxxxx
dazzle





Apr 29 2008 10:58 AM

yeah... i wondered why you had us on there twice. don't put cancelled because the shout people may get cross that people will think that shout is cancled.

how have you broken it?

hello btw.
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tocado records





Apr 28 2008 8:18 AM

thanks for the add3
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BOX BOT





Apr 26 2008 1:35 PM

THE RGBS





Apr 25 2008 2:02 PM

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ART JAM