Abigail
Abigail Collins
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Female
101 years old
London and South East
United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/15/2009
Mood: Heartbroken Mood Image
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    Abigail's Interests
GeneralLaughing. Making people laugh. Watching people and things that make me laugh. Learning. Always.
MusicAnything but thrash metal and super-cheesy R&B. Oh, and not elevator music. That sucks.
MoviesForeign, non-axis of stupidity stuff (ie, non English speaking films). Non-Anglophiles have to work harder to get noticed, and it shows in the quality of their work. Anything beautiful, like "La Cité Des Enfants Perdu". And genuinely funny stuff.
TelevisionDon't own one. Would like to be on one though.
BooksAre generally used for propping other things up. But when a book grabs me I will spend two days in bed until I finish it.
HeroesGandhi, Nelson Mandela, Aung San Suu Ky, the Dalai Lamas (any edition, they are always pretty cool), Tracey Ullman, Bette Davis, Marion Davies, Buster Keaton, August Boal, Dario Fo, Franca Rama, and all the unsung heroes of the world who stand up for themselves and others on a daily basis.

     Abigail's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Erotic/Neurotic Clown



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   Abigail's Blurbs
About me:
Mildly psychotic dwarf with irrepressible energy. Well, I'm not really a dwarf, I'm just kind of short. And I'm not psychotic although I did have a mini-breakdown when I was 17 (that's sort of like a weekend mini-break, but with better drugs and free accommodation). And then there was the bulimia, but I'm pretty stable there now, except perhaps at Easter, Christmas, and any of the other annual chocolate-giving festivals. The irrepressible energy bit is true though. I like using everything I've got; brain, body, heart and soul. I see my soul's sole purpose as being to facilitate; if I make someone laugh then I'm happy to give some comic relief, and I really get off on giving other people ideas to make their dreams fly. I hate people who are stingy with their knowledge and creativity, like these are finite things which must be banked and cannot be shared. Tight-arsed twats!
Who I'd like to meet:
I don't get this question really. Is it literal? Like who I'd like to meet in myspace? Or is it more of a theoretical question? In general I like funny, creative, energetic people. But if time, space, money and reality were not an issue I'd like to spank Anthony Hopkins arse for making that crap film with Chris Tucker. Surely he can't need the money? I'd also like to line up every single deity ever conceived by mankind for an egg and spoon race and see who wins.

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Abigail has 126 friends.
 Fast Mikie 


 Kim 


 Grace 


 Wes 


 Frances Friday 


 Lilikoi 


 Stillmisbehaving 


 Sad excuse for a clown 





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LOLA DUTRONIC





May 25 2009 10:46 AM

Hello! :-)

We thought you might like to see the videos for our new summer singles.

If you don't already have copies, you can download them for your iPod by clicking here:
It's only a dollar! ;-)
Lola Dutronic - In Berlin - My Radio

You can also get your copy of the new album "Lola Dutronic in Berlin" (featuring these tracks, plus the hit single "Brigitte Bardot") by clicking here:
http://cdbaby. com/cd/ldutronic

Hope you enjoy the clips and have a good summer! :-)

love

Lola + Richard
LOLA DUTRONIC
xx


ROBIN SINGH HERNANDEZ





May 24 2009 12:29 PM

what's goin' on?
Stillman





May 5 2009 7:35 PM

THANKS FOR BEING IN TOUCH...! :-)

Your friend, Stillman



Rupe





Mar 10 2009 11:47 PM

you need to get to get more....
The Birdmann





Mar 6 2009 12:56 AM

Though you are the good nuts!
Hope to catch you OS or in outer space for a milkshake... xo



I was going to get a personalised license plate though it’s cheaper just to maintain my current license plates and change my name… to NJY 151
I found a motivational verse. It said, “Never be afraid to be yourself,” signed anonymous.
I once had an identity crisis or at least I think it was me.
Frances Friday





Feb 22 2009 10:57 AM

about the post below: i VAGUELY remember typin' that!!!

about your new blog: can't wait to read it properly tonight when i have a little more time and functioning eyesight! but
thank you for blogging, thank you for being here, thank you for the oscar oh no wait that's tomorrow morning?!

i love you, with all the lows and highs and am still thrilled bout your iphone, we MUST celebrate, partyhats optional, tis a sunday though.. *<:] x

(ps i AM aware of how annoying i am but it's out of lv IT IS and one day you'll thank me for it, or kill me but i prefer to be optimistic, though the headlines would be funny so it won't be all that bad]

sunday squeels,
nx
Frances Friday





Feb 22 2009 12:13 AM

No need for ringtones! ,D
Update sessions must be had soon!
Abigail @ the top!
So predicts I, pink loon!

(This not me, its the newfound happiness creeping up, all's out of control and its fabulous.
xxxxx and iphone party galore!) X
ROBIN SINGH HERNANDEZ





Feb 14 2009 6:56 AM

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ROBIN SINGH HERNANDEZ





Feb 13 2009 6:55 AM

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Paleeta Bronwasser





Feb 9 2009 4:11 AM

however...if you were with me in Fremantle that would be another story altogether!
Paleeta Bronwasser





Feb 9 2009 4:10 AM

no honey if you were in Melbourne you would be burning! seen the news lately?
Frances Friday





Jan 12 2009 10:49 AM

tomorrow TOMORROW toooommmmmmmoooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww
*spark!* ,*] xxxxxxxxxx
Sad excuse for a clown





Jan 10 2009 10:56 AM

Great on tze 17th I do a little gig in Wes's living room ... tze first Troubadour Sessions I'm organising @ people's homes ... so come along would be nice!!!
Wes





Jan 8 2009 2:58 PM

Abibi!
I just read your last blog...
Cheer up! Remember the time when we were hippies living of love and sunbeams n all..

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And my oh my you've written so many blogs this past month... think i need to catch up.

I worked in the zoo here for a while, i gave my ex a bunch of roses just when we were finally able to do the "just friends" thing and i am selling my van with some profit..
There, now you're updated, bloglessly ;)
Peace & love & mungbeans
Wes***
ROBIN SINGH HERNANDEZ





Dec 31 2008 5:29 AM

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Dave McRae





Dec 23 2008 6:11 PM

I saw someone broke your heart. Let me know, I'll kick their ass. Or Arse, as you say. We call them fannies, you don't, you call something else a Fanny...or so I was told.
Culture is so fun!
ROBIN SINGH HERNANDEZ





Dec 23 2008 12:53 PM

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Frances Friday





Dec 22 2008 3:23 PM

i see you found the sparkle again but just in case you get blue again:




xxxxxx
Grace





Nov 23 2008 11:10 AM

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Fast Mikie





Oct 31 2008 3:13 PM

Glum? Here's a bit of a Brit-laugh: http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI&sdig=1

:o)
The Birdmann





Oct 31 2008 2:06 AM

Flip a coin and don't flip out!
Hope you well xo
Dave McRae





Oct 29 2008 2:45 AM

Keep warm Abigail!
Frances Friday





Oct 25 2008 12:32 AM

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:) xx!
Dave McRae





Oct 24 2008 10:38 PM

Abigail!!!!!!!!!! How is my friend from across the pond? Please take care of yourself in that house!
Frances Friday





Oct 8 2008 1:18 PM



(i kind of told him you need a holiday and he's already far too excited about it all, good luck! and don't forget your mosquito spray..)

xxx
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