R·bi

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After all the tears and all the laughter, your happiness is a string of disasters.Mood: indescribable indescribableat 5:04 AM Jul 4 view more

  • 22 / Male
  • Location: Private
  • Last Login: 7/5/2009

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  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: No such thing.
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: East Indian
  • Religion: Hindu
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Student/Intern
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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About me:

Hello, I’m Robi. I have an ego.

I’m sort of well-traveled and don’t believe in Nations any more. We are all one people; you, me and your grandmuzzer too. I am glad that there is no longer sanctity in the basic genes of different races.

My heart speaks better with music than it does with language. Women end up having more control over my emotions than I intend or wish. The best way to find out if I should trust somebody is to trust them.

I am not Mexican. However, if you are looking for a brown sex-slave cabana boy named Haji, it could be arranged. Only if I say it’s ok.

The moist, happy places of beautiful women are my favorite shelters. My area of expertise is the organizational theories of dishwashers and refrigerators. Also, my other interests include collecting music, sticking my nose far into the deep places between pages, keeping my Lemmings alive, riding whales and wishing I could ride more whales, surfing inside the tube of a ten-foot wave, mean, roaring guitar riffs, euphoric, wailing guitar solos dueling blazing keyboard riffs, recording my insanity, doing relativistic problems on the freeway, Sour Cream and Onion potato chips, bondage chains, teddy bears, Pandas, clasping and unclasping my watch band, asexuality, outlandish fetishes and chugging Mango juice.

My brain currently resides at: http://robi.hatt.us/

Who I'd like to meet:

The leprechaun at the end of the rainbow. Someone more special than the special people I have already discovered. Friedreich Nietzche, Che Guevera, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morission, Elisha Cuthbert, Camilla Belle, Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, Mike Patton, Mark Lanegan.

Naked women with nice, firm and perky boobs. The happy ending, or in its absence, a happy ending.

A girl who loves Metal as much as I do, loves reading more than I do, and smokes and trips and has tattoos and likes to do happy things more than I do!

More humans. No inhumanity. No unconscionable people. People who care about the well-being of other people even though they don't need to, for the simple pleasure of being human.

Someone who can buy me good noise-canceling headphones, so I can enjoy my music better!

Interests

  • Music

    Are my musical preferences schizophrenic, or is my schizophrenia because of my musical preferences? You decide.
    Lately, I seem to be thriving on genres prefixed by Post.
    I like all Gothenburg style Melodic Death and Thrash metal, all riff-intensive rock and industrial, and most progressive, ambient and post-rock music. I also like heavy music with slow, acoustic-electric refrains, experimental jazz and fusion, and trip-hop. I like that twangy guitar tone that so many Indie and Alternative artists seem to covet. I like walls of sound and distortion even if it sounds like noise. Energy, ambiance, atmosphere, weird time signatures, off-beat breakdowns, 4/4 breakdowns, legato Pentatonic phrases, staccato Phyrgian phrases, epic riffs and arpeggios wiggling into consciousness between catchy hooks and monster, shredding basslines, indecipherable complexity, melodies that sink in on listen #37, catchy hooks that are accessible on first exposure, overdrive, Wah, songs that haunt the shower-box and lyrics that I can quote four years from now. 4 Track production, Lacquer mastered analog production, sharp digital production and muddy amateur production. I want lines that I can put on my blog that people will plagiarize to sound cool and new music I predict shall be the seminal records that the next generation and the ones that follow will covet.
    Give me atonal Holdsworth nonsense and unforgettable Shins pop normality. Give me Kings of Leon reverb and Meshuggah crunch. Carcass brutality and Bundy slap. Give me what you think music is. I'll take it all.
  • Movies

    Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. Empire State. High Fidelity. The Passion of the Christ. Full-Metal Jacket. Transformers. Mirrormask. The Chumscrubber. Fight Club. The Departed. The Godfather. Thumbsucker. Stay.
  • Television

    SUPEROCK. Kyle XY. Eureka. The 4400. Big Brother Africa. Carte Blanche. Brainiac. Megafactories.
  • Books

    Prozac Nation, Heart of Darkness, Cradle, The Metamorphosis, Slaughterhouse Sixty-five, The Saga of Ice and Fire, Codex, The best of Henry Kuttner, The Fountainhead, 1984, The Outsider, The Lower Depths, Hegemony or Survival?, Catch-22, Midnight's Children, Meditations of John Donne, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Algebra of Infinite Justice, Vernon God Little, The Life of Pi, Exodus, Foundation, The 9 Billion Names of God, The Art of War, Memoirs of a Geisha, Les Miserables, Woman in the Mists, Alice in Wonderland, The Art Of War, On The Road, Siddhartha, The God of Small Things. I'm a fantasy nut, even though I read some philosophy, some dry-humor fiction, some dark-humor fiction, some books on Zionist history and Argentinian art. I even read stuff by Booker Prize and Pulitzer Prize winners. Seriously.
  • Heroes

    Timothy Leary, Hunter S. Thompson, Momus, Diane Fossey, the musicians in the bands I love, and the authors that haunt my waking moments with their passionate wordplay.

Holla back.

Comments

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  • Jun 17 2009 12:18 AM

    love and life go hand and hand
  • Jun 16 2009 12:10 AM

    haha. LOVE IT. the sexy tension, that is.
  • Jun 16 2009 12:00 AM

    Life leaks from your fingertips.
  • Jun 14 2009 11:51 PM

    its a line from an orgy song.
  • Jun 10 2009 7:13 PM

    Haha. YOU KNOW IT.
  • Jun 9 2009 4:14 PM

    Haha, no, no internet still. Monday was just the usual all nighter at the school haha. Right now I'm smoking stuff in the parking lot with my laptop in the backseat of my car hahaha. It works! You'd make a great tour guide because you'd know where all the great things are. Monuments and museums are cool, but you'd know where all the stuff was happening, yay alcohol and drugs! haha
  • Jun 9 2009 6:11 AM

    robotics is gay.

    robi is awesome!
  • Jun 8 2009 11:13 AM

    Oh man, yes!  The days of big yellow... ahah.  So superb was the smashing of the stair railings and the liquored freshman haha.  Yah, if our bodies our 60% water and I've lived with Flint water for 20 of my 22 years, technically, I'm 54.5% Flint.  Gah, I hate Kettering for giving us mathematical equations to it's misery lolll.  Ah yes, I imagine you'd make quite a tour guide :p
  • Jun 8 2009 7:52 AM

    aww... thank you hun
  • Jun 8 2009 7:34 AM

    so that means more cute than most right haha