About me:
Hello, I’m Robi. I have an ego.
I’m sort of well-traveled and don’t believe in Nations any more. We are all one people; you, me and your grandmuzzer too. I am glad that there is no longer sanctity in the basic genes of different races.
My heart speaks better with music than it does with language. Women end up having more control over my emotions than I intend or wish. The best way to find out if I should trust somebody is to trust them.
I am not Mexican. However, if you are looking for a brown sex-slave cabana boy named Haji, it could be arranged. Only if I say it’s ok.
The moist, happy places of beautiful women are my favorite shelters. My area of expertise is the organizational theories of dishwashers and refrigerators. Also, my other interests include collecting music, sticking my nose far into the deep places between pages, keeping my Lemmings alive, riding whales and wishing I could ride more whales, surfing inside the tube of a ten-foot wave, mean, roaring guitar riffs, euphoric, wailing guitar solos dueling blazing keyboard riffs, recording my insanity, doing relativistic problems on the freeway, Sour Cream and Onion potato chips, bondage chains, teddy bears, Pandas, clasping and unclasping my watch band, asexuality, outlandish fetishes and chugging Mango juice.
My brain currently resides at: http://robi.hatt.us/
Who I'd like to meet:
The leprechaun at the end of the rainbow. Someone more special than the special people I have already discovered. Friedreich Nietzche, Che Guevera, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morission, Elisha Cuthbert, Camilla Belle, Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, Mike Patton, Mark Lanegan.
Naked women with nice, firm and perky boobs. The happy ending, or in its absence, a happy ending.
A girl who loves Metal as much as I do, loves reading more than I do, and smokes and trips and has tattoos and likes to do happy things more than I do!
More humans. No inhumanity. No unconscionable people. People who care about the well-being of other people even though they don't need to, for the simple pleasure of being human.
Someone who can buy me good noise-canceling headphones, so I can enjoy my music better!
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robi is awesome!
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