Theatre, art, and getting as far away from Texas as possible
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm.
Weezer, The Strokes, Green Day, Snow Patrol, Foo Fighters, All American Rejects, Phish, The Who, The Beatles, Muse, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Kaiser Chiefs, The Darkness, Gnarles Barkley, Ben Folds, Dave Matthews, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pixies, all these and many more...
Too many to list, but here's a few: American Beauty, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice (yes, I know I'm a nerd), Dead Poets Society, Sin City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, High Fidelity, Good Will Hunting, Dawn of the Dead, and Office Space
About me:
My name is Alex and am originally from the wee little city of El Paso, TX. After a L O N G four years I am finally going to graduate from the University of Texas at Arlington. After that, I will hopefully be moving somewhere outside of Texas and go back to school for my Master's. That seems to be my life in a nutshell as of right now.
Take the quiz: Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You? Leonardo You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
lots of great things. moved to a cute house, found an amazing place to work, bikram yoga, etc... the weather has been so great it makes me want to go to the zoo with you!!
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noises coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, And it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth...the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery. "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
hello gorgeous! missed you being at camp without me. just imagine how much more fun it would have been with me there! come down under and visit me!!!! luv you xox
It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, Baby Ruth, and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as long time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
