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Absolute Fucking Saints
Punk / Gothic / Metal

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TUCSON, Arizona
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Member Since1/30/2005
Band WebsiteAbsoluteFuckingSaints.com
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St. Handsome Dick Teratoma
Guitar, howls of shame
and redemption
Likes: Comic books, plump goth chicks, Quake, Annie Cruz, The Damned
Dislikes: Fake boobs, rye bread, beets, Creed, Pearl Jam, smooth jazz, Taylor Hicks, etc...

St. Lester Bolles
Bass, baritone moans
Likes: The Melvins, Guinness
Dislikes: Arguing with
Teratoma & Stein

Saint N. Stein
Drums and incoherent
rants that go on until
the next morning.
Likes: mind-altering
substances.
Dislikes: His own B.O.

InfluencesThere are far too many to list but at the top are classic "horror" schtick bands like The Damned, 45 Grave and TSOL. Also a healthy dose of 60s stuff like The Who, The Kinks and The Sonics. We like Black Sabbath. We like "Ride the Lightening" era Metallica (Disclaimer: They're a bunch of twats now). Gloomy stuff like Tom Waits and Nick Cave... Bauhaus, DEVO, The Cramps, The Ventures, Trio, Slayer, The Dickies, Descendents, Henry Mancini, The Misfits, The Toy Dolls, The Melvins, They Might Be Giants. The Ramones. Motorhead.
Sounds LikeSomething that would make that hot goth chick in your art class really horny that you can also skate to.
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A guide to the ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAINTS Hymnal:

Bugs - An epic odyssey about the "insect agenda".

Number 9 - If you've ever wanted to tie your ex to a railroad track, or burn down a school, this is the track for you.

Helga - Contains words I regret saying. Not because I'm sorry about anything, but because they set in motion a series of events that lead to me getting a black eye. And a broken heart.

Little Gothic Girl - A mysogynistic, homophobic collection of cliches about our favorite type of sinner.

Tarzan - Actually contains the words: "O.G. jungle pimp."

COVERS:

Gut Feeling - Classic DEVO song, (Recorded by Jimi Magnet, live @ Reid Park 2001)

Bela Lugosi's Dead/Thriller - (Bauhaus)Which is scarier, Peter Murphy or Michael Jackson? (recorded by Jimi Magnet @ McGuyver Studios 2003)

British Robot - (The Croutons) Morgan Montgomery Schlaline's tune made into a fist-in-the-air "Oi" anthem. If you call it "street rock" we'll kick your fucking teeth in. (recorded by Jimi Magnet @ McGuyver Studios)

The Warning - (Ainsley Dunbar Retaliation), but you know it as a Black Sabbath song.


(Original songs © 2009 ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAINTS. Produced by Grasshopper & Absolute Fucking Saints, recorded at WaterWorks Studio by Dan Neiman 2004 unless otherwise noted)

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PITT BOSS

Bowden Barrow



Feb 4 2010 1:52 PM

 (PITT BOSS) IM BOOKING A SHOW SAT MARCH 27 AT THE ROCK AND NEED BANDS TO PLAY
SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)

SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)



Jan 30 2010 2:50 AM

Happy New Years from Social Conflict. Let's keep the scene alive and united. See you in the pit.

This is our 1st show of the year. It's a benefit show to help out Total Chaos on their UK Tour. We'd like to thank Destructive Bastards for setting it up. Come and support. Peace.

Miguel Conflict

The 1st band goes on at 6:30. No Bottles allowed, and No Snappers or Fighting. Please respect the pad.





This is the video for "Razorblade Mary," one of the 12 tracks off our up-coming album, engineered by Paul Roessler of "The Screamers." Drop by and check out some more new tracks on our page.

New Concept

New Concept



Jan 23 2010 12:22 AM


Hear the result of a remix collaboration
which took place on 2 continents.
The new concept remix of
"The Dreamers Guardian" on

myspace.com/anthonyfasolo

And the Anthony Fasolo version
of "The heart is a lonely hunter" on

myspace.com/newconceptmusic

Ambient, electronica with beat.

Cheers! Uwe, Olli & Marcel
The Fisters

The Fisters



Jan 9 2010 1:14 AM

Hello from The Fisters

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Hope you can come,

Tim Fister
Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury

Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury



Dec 2 2009 4:33 PM

Hello Absolute Fucking Saints

Just stopping by to say hi and give you some news.
The award winning album 'Welcome To Murraysville' from Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury is available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website.
You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.

PHIL MURRAY AND THE BOYS FROM BURY: Welcome To Murraysville
J. Serkowski

J.J. Serkowski



Nov 2 2009 12:33 AM

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Masonic Temple

Masonic Temple



Oct 31 2009 4:19 PM

Please remember to embrace our Hell - O - Ween tips whilst you are enjoying a frightfully good time this weekend…

#1: Beware of sexy strangers whilst your trick and treating… They’re only after your candy:

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*2: Beware of cross dressing fairies… Especially if they are offering you free candy:

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#3: Be sure not to give too much candy to trick or treater’s or you may have a nasty mess to clean up on your doorstep:

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#4: Make sure you present yourself well before opening your door… Could be your lucky night:

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Dusks Embrace

Dusks Embrace



Oct 30 2009 4:59 AM

Hi we have just posted a new track titled "Oracles Song Of Unceasing Wrath" Please take a min to give it a listen and let us know what you think? It would be very much appreciated. Thanks.


Mendoza.
The Fisters

The Fisters



Oct 30 2009 4:59 AM

Greetings from the Fisters

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Happy Halloween,

Tim Fister
New Concept

New Concept



Oct 27 2009 2:48 PM


Stomp! is now available at i-tunes, musicload & co.
Don t buy it, hear it!

New Concept: rhytm, energy, emotion, electricity.
myspace.com/newconceptmusic
PEN15

PEN15



Oct 24 2009 11:32 PM

Thank you for the support!
PEN15: Lettuce, Turnip & Pea
GRINDERS

GRINDERS



Oct 9 2009 2:54 PM








SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)

SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)



Oct 2 2009 1:40 PM

This Friday @ The Blvd in Boyle Heights. Support D.I.Y. bands and labels. PLEASE RESPECT THE VENUE. Show starts @ 7 PM.





And coming in November:
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Sep 29 2009 8:03 PM

I've temporarily dropped the price on my Impeach Obama Tees, get one today! FREE dvd copy of Alex Jones film The Obama Deception with every order! Click on the shirt below or go to EDUCATEDSHIRTS.COM



SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)

SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)



Sep 29 2009 8:03 PM

This Saturday in Boyle Heights, Support D.I.Y. bands and labels. PLEASE RESPECT THE PAD.

Miguel Conflict

SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)

SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)



Sep 24 2009 1:16 PM

Punk/Ska Festival this Saturday @ Chucos Justice Center with Union 13, La Plebe De San Fransisco, and more. Support D.I.Y. bands and labels. PLEASE RESPECT THE VENUE. Show starts @ 4 PM.

Miguel Conflict

BOTH BOTTOM FLYERS ARE FOR THE SAME SHOW ON THE SAME DAY.





SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)

SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)



Sep 10 2009 4:49 PM

Tonight and Saturday, Support D.I.Y. bands and labels.
We're not playing the Friday show, we're just helping to spread the word. PLEASE RESPECT THE VENUES.

Miguel Conflict





Joe Derise

Joe Derise



Aug 30 2009 12:57 PM

NEW MUSIC UP NOW
THANX FOR ALL OF
YOUR SUPPORT
PEACE
Awful Truth

Awful Truth



Aug 30 2009 12:56 PM

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Captain Clegg Fansite

Captain Clegg



Jul 26 2009 3:33 PM

Check out the new video from Captain Clegg!! :D and check out samples from the album on Amazon.com
Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures - Zombie A Go Go
No Fucking Bueno

No Fucking Bueno



Jul 20 2009 1:03 AM

Come on down and party with us!!!
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Sailorman

Eric Current



Jun 25 2009 4:02 AM

Hey Im in need of lyrics for your songs Ive been listening for years and have my own ideas about alot of the shit you are singing! WTF!
Awful Truth

Awful Truth



Jun 22 2009 8:48 PM

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The Green Lady Killers

The Green Lady Killers



Jun 18 2009 7:42 AM

hey fellaz! hope you can make it!! xoxo

Dusks Embrace

Dusks Embrace



Jun 14 2009 6:05 PM

We have  a new track up! Please  take a min to check it out and let us know what you think?
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