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Absolute Fucking Saints
Punk / Gothic / Metal

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TUCSON, Arizona
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Member Since1/30/2005
Band WebsiteAbsoluteFuckingSaints.com
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St. Handsome Dick Teratoma
Guitar, howls of shame
and redemption
Likes: Comic books, plump goth chicks, Quake, Annie Cruz, The Damned
Dislikes: Fake boobs, rye bread, beets, Creed, Pearl Jam, smooth jazz, Taylor Hicks, etc...

St. Lester Bolles
Bass, baritone moans
Likes: The Melvins, Guinness
Dislikes: Arguing with
Teratoma & Stein

Saint N. Stein
Drums and incoherent
rants that go on until
the next morning.
Likes: mind-altering
substances.
Dislikes: His own B.O.

InfluencesThere are far too many to list but at the top are classic "horror" schtick bands like The Damned, 45 Grave and TSOL. Also a healthy dose of 60s stuff like The Who, The Kinks and The Sonics. We like Black Sabbath. We like "Ride the Lightening" era Metallica (Disclaimer: They're a bunch of twats now). Gloomy stuff like Tom Waits and Nick Cave... Bauhaus, DEVO, The Cramps, The Ventures, Trio, Slayer, The Dickies, Descendents, Henry Mancini, The Misfits, The Toy Dolls, The Melvins, They Might Be Giants. The Ramones. Motorhead.
Sounds LikeSomething that would make that hot goth chick in your art class really horny that you can also skate to.
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A guide to the ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAINTS Hymnal:

Bugs - An epic odyssey about the "insect agenda".

Number 9 - If you've ever wanted to tie your ex to a railroad track, or burn down a school, this is the track for you.

Helga - Contains words I regret saying. Not because I'm sorry about anything, but because they set in motion a series of events that lead to me getting a black eye. And a broken heart.

Little Gothic Girl - A mysogynistic, homophobic collection of cliches about our favorite type of sinner.

Tarzan - Actually contains the words: "O.G. jungle pimp."

COVERS:

Gut Feeling - Classic DEVO song, (Recorded by Jimi Magnet, live @ Reid Park 2001)

Bela Lugosi's Dead/Thriller - (Bauhaus)Which is scarier, Peter Murphy or Michael Jackson? (recorded by Jimi Magnet @ McGuyver Studios 2003)

British Robot - (The Croutons) Morgan Montgomery Schlaline's tune made into a fist-in-the-air "Oi" anthem. If you call it "street rock" we'll kick your fucking teeth in. (recorded by Jimi Magnet @ McGuyver Studios)

The Warning - (Ainsley Dunbar Retaliation), but you know it as a Black Sabbath song.


(Original songs © 2009 ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAINTS. Produced by Grasshopper & Absolute Fucking Saints, recorded at WaterWorks Studio by Dan Neiman 2004 unless otherwise noted)

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Nov 2 2009 12:33 AM

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Oct 31 2009 4:19 PM

Please remember to embrace our Hell - O - Ween tips whilst you are enjoying a frightfully good time this weekend…

#1: Beware of sexy strangers whilst your trick and treating… They’re only after your candy:

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Dusks Embrace ( Is on itunes )

Dusks Embrace ( Is on itunes )



Oct 30 2009 4:59 AM

Hi we have just posted a new track titled "Oracles Song Of Unceasing Wrath" Please take a min to give it a listen and let us know what you think? It would be very much appreciated. Thanks.


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The Fisters

The Fisters



Oct 30 2009 4:59 AM

Greetings from the Fisters

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Happy Halloween,

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New  Concept



Oct 27 2009 2:48 PM


Stomp! is now available at i-tunes, musicload & co.
Don t buy it, hear it!

New Concept: rhytm, energy, emotion, electricity.
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PEN15

PEN15



Oct 24 2009 11:32 PM

Thank you for the support!
PEN15: Lettuce, Turnip & Pea
Captain Benjamin

Captain Ben



Oct 12 2009 2:47 PM


ANGRY SAMOANS OCT. 17th @ JUMPING TURTLE http://www.socialtask.com


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SOCIAL CONFLICT (NEW TRACKS UP)

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Oct 2 2009 1:40 PM

This Friday @ The Blvd in Boyle Heights. Support D.I.Y. bands and labels. PLEASE RESPECT THE VENUE. Show starts @ 7 PM.





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Sep 29 2009 8:03 PM

This Saturday in Boyle Heights, Support D.I.Y. bands and labels. PLEASE RESPECT THE PAD.

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Sep 24 2009 1:16 PM

Punk/Ska Festival this Saturday @ Chucos Justice Center with Union 13, La Plebe De San Fransisco, and more. Support D.I.Y. bands and labels. PLEASE RESPECT THE VENUE. Show starts @ 4 PM.

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Sep 10 2009 4:49 PM

Tonight and Saturday, Support D.I.Y. bands and labels.
We're not playing the Friday show, we're just helping to spread the word. PLEASE RESPECT THE VENUES.

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KINGS OF THE HIGHWAY

KINGS OF THE HIGHWAY



Aug 30 2009 12:57 PM

NEW MUSIC UP NOW
THANX FOR ALL OF
YOUR SUPPORT
PEACE
Awful Truth

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Aug 30 2009 12:56 PM

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Aug 10 2009 7:17 PM

ANGRY SAMOANS AUG. 15th @ BLUE CAFE HB
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Jul 26 2009 3:33 PM

Check out the new video from Captain Clegg!! :D and check out samples from the album on Amazon.com
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No Fucking Bueno



Jul 20 2009 1:03 AM

Come on down and party with us!!!
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Eric Current



Jun 25 2009 4:02 AM

Hey Im in need of lyrics for your songs Ive been listening for years and have my own ideas about alot of the shit you are singing! WTF!
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Jun 22 2009 8:48 PM

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The Green Lady Killers



Jun 18 2009 7:42 AM

hey fellaz! hope you can make it!! xoxo

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Jun 14 2009 6:05 PM

We have  a new track up! Please  take a min to check it out and let us know what you think?
Sinphonics

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May 28 2009 4:32 AM

please take a minute...vote for us to play the vans warped tour.





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May 27 2009 5:04 AM

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The Fisters

The Fisters



May 21 2009 12:42 AM

We'd like to invite you to come to our page and check out some songs from our new album.

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