St. Handsome Dick Teratoma
Guitar, howls of shame
and redemption Likes: Comic books,
plump goth chicks, Quake, Annie Cruz, The Damned Dislikes: Fake boobs, rye bread, beets, Creed, Pearl Jam, smooth jazz, Taylor Hicks, etc...
St. Lester Bolles
Bass, baritone moans Likes: The Melvins, Guinness Dislikes: Arguing with
Teratoma & Stein
Saint N. Stein
Drums and incoherent
rants
that go on until
the next morning. Likes: mind-altering
substances. Dislikes: His own B.O.
Influences
There are far too many to list but at the top are classic "horror" schtick bands like The Damned, 45 Grave and TSOL. Also a healthy dose of 60s stuff like The Who, The Kinks and The Sonics. We like Black Sabbath. We like "Ride the Lightening" era Metallica (Disclaimer: They're a bunch of twats now). Gloomy stuff like Tom Waits and Nick Cave... Bauhaus, DEVO, The Cramps, The Ventures, Trio, Slayer, The Dickies, Descendents, Henry Mancini, The Misfits, The Toy Dolls, The Melvins, They Might Be Giants. The Ramones. Motorhead.
Sounds Like
Something that would make that hot goth chick in your art class really horny that you can also skate to.
Number 9 - If you've ever wanted to tie your ex to a railroad track, or burn down a school, this is the track for you.
Helga - Contains words I regret saying. Not because I'm sorry about anything, but because they set in motion a series of events that lead to me getting a black eye. And a broken heart.
Little Gothic Girl - A mysogynistic, homophobic collection of cliches about our favorite type of sinner.
Tarzan - Actually contains the words: "O.G. jungle pimp."
COVERS:
Gut Feeling - Classic DEVO song, (Recorded by Jimi Magnet, live @ Reid Park 2001)
Bela Lugosi's Dead/Thriller - (Bauhaus)Which is scarier, Peter Murphy or Michael Jackson? (recorded by Jimi Magnet @ McGuyver Studios 2003)
British Robot - (The Croutons) Morgan Montgomery Schlaline's tune made into a fist-in-the-air "Oi" anthem. If you call it "street rock" we'll kick your fucking teeth in. (recorded by Jimi Magnet @ McGuyver Studios)
The Warning - (Ainsley Dunbar Retaliation), but you know it as a Black Sabbath song.
Hi Kevin! I added Bela Lugosi's Dead/Thriller to my page's player. Excellent cover. Do you still have a way we can download AFS songs? Hope you're well. T.
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