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Absolute Fucking Saints
Punk / Gothic / Metal

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TUCSON, Arizona
United States

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Last Login:  7/14/2009
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Member Since1/30/2005
Band WebsiteAbsoluteFuckingSaints.com
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St. Handsome Dick Teratoma
Guitar, howls of shame
and redemption
Likes: Comic books, plump goth chicks, Quake, Annie Cruz, The Damned
Dislikes: Fake boobs, rye bread, beets, Creed, Pearl Jam, smooth jazz, Taylor Hicks, etc...

St. Lester Bolles
Bass, baritone moans
Likes: The Melvins, Guinness
Dislikes: Arguing with
Teratoma & Stein

Saint N. Stein
Drums and incoherent
rants that go on until
the next morning.
Likes: mind-altering
substances.
Dislikes: His own B.O.

InfluencesThere are far too many to list but at the top are classic "horror" schtick bands like The Damned, 45 Grave and TSOL. Also a healthy dose of 60s stuff like The Who, The Kinks and The Sonics. We like Black Sabbath. We like "Ride the Lightening" era Metallica (Disclaimer: They're a bunch of twats now). Gloomy stuff like Tom Waits and Nick Cave... Bauhaus, DEVO, The Cramps, The Ventures, Trio, Slayer, The Dickies, Descendents, Henry Mancini, The Misfits, The Toy Dolls, The Melvins, They Might Be Giants. The Ramones. Motorhead.
Sounds LikeSomething that would make that hot goth chick in your art class really horny that you can also skate to.
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A guide to the ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAINTS Hymnal:

Bugs - An epic odyssey about the "insect agenda".

Number 9 - If you've ever wanted to tie your ex to a railroad track, or burn down a school, this is the track for you.

Helga - Contains words I regret saying. Not because I'm sorry about anything, but because they set in motion a series of events that lead to me getting a black eye. And a broken heart.

Little Gothic Girl - A mysogynistic, homophobic collection of cliches about our favorite type of sinner.

Tarzan - Actually contains the words: "O.G. jungle pimp."

COVERS:

Gut Feeling - Classic DEVO song, (Recorded by Jimi Magnet, live @ Reid Park 2001)

Bela Lugosi's Dead/Thriller - (Bauhaus)Which is scarier, Peter Murphy or Michael Jackson? (recorded by Jimi Magnet @ McGuyver Studios 2003)

British Robot - (The Croutons) Morgan Montgomery Schlaline's tune made into a fist-in-the-air "Oi" anthem. If you call it "street rock" we'll kick your fucking teeth in. (recorded by Jimi Magnet @ McGuyver Studios)

The Warning - (Ainsley Dunbar Retaliation), but you know it as a Black Sabbath song.


(Original songs © 2009 ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAINTS. Produced by Grasshopper & Absolute Fucking Saints, recorded at WaterWorks Studio by Dan Neiman 2004 unless otherwise noted)

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Sailorman





Jun 25 2009 4:02 AM

Hey Im in need of lyrics for your songs Ive been listening for years and have my own ideas about alot of the shit you are singing! WTF!
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Jun 22 2009 8:48 PM

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Jun 18 2009 7:42 AM

hey fellaz! hope you can make it!! xoxo

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Jun 14 2009 6:05 PM

We have  a new track up! Please  take a min to check it out and let us know what you think?
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May 28 2009 4:32 AM

please take a minute...vote for us to play the vans warped tour.





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May 27 2009 5:04 AM

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May 21 2009 12:42 AM

We'd like to invite you to come to our page and check out some songs from our new album.

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May 15 2009 5:05 PM

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May 6 2009 2:44 AM

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May 1 2009 3:23 AM

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Apr 25 2009 2:14 AM

IT'S MY LIFE, F*** THAT BOOTY, MASTERPLAN, BLACK LEATHER MONSTER ADDED TO PROFILE NOW!
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Apr 19 2009 12:25 AM

Hi Kevin! I added Bela Lugosi's Dead/Thriller to my page's player. Excellent cover. Do you still have a way we can download AFS songs? Hope you're well.
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Apr 11 2009 4:34 PM

We have more tracks up! Please check them out? We promise you wont be disappointed.
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Apr 4 2009 6:44 PM

:) you put more songs up!!
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Apr 2 2009 8:16 AM

The new album 'Welcome To Murraysville' from Phil Murray and the Boys From Bury is now available worldwide from CD Baby and directly from the merchandise page of the official website.

You can also get the album from Apple iTunes, MSN Music, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon and many more.


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Mar 17 2009 4:01 PM

Yo!

I'm now mostly on twitter.. Please "follow me" over there..

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Mar 24 2009 9:44 AM

And Singing From The Same Hymnsheet!

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Feb 13 2009 7:25 PM

Don't miss the V-Day Bash tomorrow night at O'Malleys.

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PEACE, LOVE, TRIP DUB!!!
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Jan 5 2009 1:31 AM

I hope the WHOLE band isn't sober.I am though.
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Dec 23 2008 9:35 PM

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Dec 14 2008 9:32 PM

Have you seen my other shoe?
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