Real metal, doom, thrash, stoner rock, and some death metal, grind, industrial. No fake made for radio crap.
Television
Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, Squidbillies, ATHF, Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken
Books
"what you readin' for?"..."looks like we've got ourselves a reader"
Heroes
Bill Hicks
“I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is
because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government
could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do
absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is
ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say "Bill,
quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let
it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like,
alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking
shelf life here...”
“Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it
all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in
control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up,
go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56
channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking
skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of
freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what we tell
you! You are free to do what we tell you!” - Bill Hicks
Online Metal 'Zine featuring news, reviews, live pics, interviews, an online cd store, message boards, contests, festival listings, and other assorted heaviness. We mainly cover stoner/doom/thrash and some death metal here and there.
Bands wishing to be reviewed or be covered by AbsolutMetal can message us on this site.
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Hey there. We've got 3 demo tracks up! They were recorded live at our last practice, but the quality isn't half bad. Let us know what you think! Hope you like it. Thanks.
Come see us in New Bedford on April 11th with Hayworth (more TBA) and tell your friends!
-Heisai Yasokawa's Empty Orchestra
PS. We need some shows in New England for mid-March through April. Help us out if you can. :D
keep in touch! we're on our way back from a looooooong vacation, and we wanted to check in with all our friends, old and new. so drop by the page and leave us some love. new music will be up in the coming weeks, so keep an ear to the ground!
Hey, just wanted to let you know that we are having an April Fools special on our CD/DVD entitled "A Blueprint of Suppression". For the month of April, you can go to our Myspace page and purchase the CD/DVD for only $5 (plus shipping) for U.S. orders and $10 (plus shipping) for International orders. You get a full length album just over 45 minutes long and a DVD with about 3 hours worth of material for only $5?!?! What a deal! You woud be a FOOL to let this deal go! Hence, the April Fools term....get it? hahaha
Anyways, make sure to go to our site by clicking on the banner below and scroll down to the Paypal buttons and order accordingly. (Please allow 1-2 weeks for your order to be shipped to your door due to the overwhelming flow of shipments going out.)
Thanks again for all of your support, hope you decide to take us up on this offer and if you do, make sure you come back to our page and let us know what you think!!! Keep it metal!!!
