Bradley Sands, Bizarro Author
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was a goofy-looking Frenchman who had an accident with a vat of red dye.
Male
30 years old
Boulder, Colorado
United States
Last Login: 11/5/2009
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| General | absurdism, surrealism, bizarro fiction, condensed writing, comics, cleverness, off-color humor, finger monsters, napping, salt lake city, northampton | | Music | Prick, Pulp, Mentallo and the Fixer, The Legendary Pink Dots, Mike Patton, Skinny Puppy, Interpol, Joy Division, Oingo Boingo, Babyland, Nick Cave, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tricky, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Pigface, The Cramps, Vampire Rodents, Meat Beat Manifesto, Psychic TV, Foetus, Dillinger Escape Plan, Eighties B-line Matchbox Disaster, Liars, Tub Ring, Melt Banana, Public Image, Momus, ? and the Mysterians, Ween, Genocide Jamboree, Plastic Bertrand, Calla, vocalists who express their discontent through growls rather than crisp, clear verbiage | | Movies | Pedro Almodovar, David Lynch, Rainer Werner Fassbinder, John Waters, Hal Hartley, Giuseppe Andrews, Alexandro Jodorowsky, Guy Maddin, Woody Allen, Troma movies, Donnie Darko, The Forbidden Zone, Battle Royale, If, Funny Games, Once Upon a Time in America, Me and You and Everyone We Know, the ending of Takashi Miike's Dead or Alive | | Television | Strangers with Candy, Oz, The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, Blake's Seven, The Avengers, Secret Agent, The Venture Bros., Upright Citizens Brigade, The Prisoner, Red Dwarf, Cowboy Bebop, Get A Life, The Daily Show, Lexx, Arrested Development, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Scrubs | | Books | Steve Aylett, Kevin L. Donihe, John Edward Lawson, William Burroughs, Mark Leyner, Raymond Chandler, Carlton Mellick III, Thomas Ligotti, Lewis Carroll, Steve Erickson, D. Harlan Wilson, Tom Robbins, Kelly Link, Flann O'Brien, Voltaire, William Faulkner, William Gibson, Kurt Vonnegut, Philip K. Dick, Jonathan Carroll, Paul Auster, Tibor Fischer, Will Christopher Baer, H.P. Lovecraft, Chris Genoa, Alyssa Sturgill, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Happy Cruelty Day!, The Illuminatus Trilogy, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Lamb, books by: Eraserhead Press, Afterbirth Books, and Raw Dog Screaming Press. Mags: McSweeney's, Zoetrope, Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet, The Dream People | | Heroes | Genesis P-Orridge and Grant Morrison |
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DAdA, The UTOPIAN Dream, Fans Of Will Christopher Baer, Bizarro, SUPERCONTEXT: A Grant Morrison Group, Robert Anton Wilson Society of North America, CHIAROSCURO, Weird, Weird Music!
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Bradley Sands, Bizarro Author's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | Syosset, NY | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | author/editor |
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Bradley Sands, Bizarro Author's Schools
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Naropa University
Boulder,CO
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Writing and Poetics
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University Of Massachusetts-Amherst
Amherst, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
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Syosset Shs
Syosset, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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1993 to 1997 |
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About me:
I'm an author of bizarro fiction. My debut novel, IT CAME FROM BELOW THE BELT, was published by Afterbirth Books. I write surreal/absurd humor stuff.
Click below to visit my website:
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Meet Grover Goldstein: Twenty-First Century rascal, trainee provocateur, boy next door who won't stop snickering at you from behind the lawn gnome. Swallowed by a giraffe and regurgitated oodles of years into the future, Grover must satisfy his urge to go home--even if it means going back to high school and helping his severed, and sentient, penis win the presidential election. Come along to Assumption High as Grover tries to answer the age-old question, "What if I had forgotten then what I don't know now?"
"Bradley Sands' debut novel is an absurdist dreamscape that subverts the physical laws of the world as we know it and exposes a brilliant new arena of bizarro existence. In It Came from Below the Belt, the body becomes a surreal, grotesque playground as enfant terrible Grover Goldstein tears through the libidinal fabric of time and space on an uncanny journey to the end of the night. This is speculative fiction at its best. Sands is a talented, fearsome, comic visionary who will usher you into the psychedelic matrix of futurity."
-- D. Harlan Wilson, author of STRANGER ON THE LOOSE and PSEUDO-CITY
"Reading the work of Bradley Sands caused me to vomit happiness and sunshine from my eyeballs. Highly recommended."
-- Kevin L. Donihe, author of SHALL WE GATHER AT THE GARDEN? and
editor of BARE BONE
"I came, I saw, I read, I laughed, I fell out of my chair. You're more unstable than I am. Well done! Just beware those big brawny guys with the net. They're faster than they look. And you've got more books to write. Rock on."
-- Kris Saknussemm, author of ZANESVILLE
Now available through Amazon, my website, Afterbirth Books, the Genre Mall, or your favorite online bookstore. You can also special order it from your local bookstore.
I'm also the editor of:
Issue 7 is now available.
Includes stories by Sam Pink, Blake Butler, D. Harlan Wilson, Rhys Hughes, Ofelia Hunt, Cameron Pierce, Mike Young, Matthew Simmons, Darby Larson, Aaron Sitze, and Adam Breckenridge.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Like-minded readers and writers. Anomalies. People with pictures of themselves drinking through a straw.
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