About me:
i am strong, i am invincible i am WOMAN
heyy yes it's the REAL keshmo.. tee hee.. i'm 20 and live in Kings Cross, Sydney with Bruce (my dad), LeeLu, Chiko, Hugo and Woollie (my babies. I work as a weight loss practitioner and help people lose weight and improve their life. I love my job, it's fulfilling and rewarding. I love to have fun and love to go out with my friends. I hate bitches but love mine. I generally get along better with guys, probably because I have 4 brothers, but the last couple of years have really found my best girl friends and wouldn't swap any of them for the world. I love my boy James, and also love red wine and blue cheese, almost as much, but that's okay because he understands. Boobs and Butts are my favorite parts of people, which is why I am constantly striving to improve mine :) My family means the world to me, and always comes first. My most favorite interest in the world is PLAYBOY and the GIRLS NEXT DOOR. Kendra Wilkinson is the most beautiful, funniest, laid back chick I've ever seen and would love to meet her one day!! Hugh Hefner reminds me of my dad (who is 79 and a PLAYER but in a good way :) ) and they are both gentlemen, just as Kendra's mum said, "you don't find gentelmen these days!!". I love to ride my horse when I get the time, but I often don't have enough which sucks because he's SO beautiful and sweet. I love animals and especially mine, my babies are literally like my babies, they are so cute and all have such funny personalities!!! My other favorite things to do are cheese and wine with my lady Buddy, chilling in bed with Jamesy, playing with my babies, drinking with all my friends, talking Kendra with my PIC Lauren and singing really loudly and stupidly to funny songs!!
Who I'd like to meet:
Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, Shana Barker, Sara Underwood, Hugh Hefner, Tyra Banks, K-RUDD, Demelza & Jordan from ANTM, Alice also so I can kill her, Nicole Richie, Britney Spears, David & Victoria Beckham, Scarlett Johansen, Jessica Alba, Vin Diesel, JOHNNY MY MAIN MAN DEPP...
Comments
May 15 2008 8:32 AM
Sat 24th of May @ CHERRIJAM
Ladies get them Gold Dresses ready!
msg me back so we can put you & your buddies on the door!
Will hit capacity early!
16-18 Cross St Double Bay Cherrijam
Jan 10 2008 4:48 AM
Dec 18 2007 3:01 PM
XMAS PARTY @ DRAGONFLY
Friday 21st December
complimentary beer, wine & spirits til 10pm
guestlisting essential - RSVP via Message
Dec 16 2007 12:22 AM
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Dec 9 2007 3:03 PM
FRIDAY 14th December @ DRAGONFLY
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Dec 5 2007 10:57 AM
$4 wet pussies and $5 Jagerbombs 9 - 11
Girls free on list before 11
Free fairy floss, toffee apples, jelly bean shots, lollipops
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Oct 3 2007 4:10 AM
What you been up to lately? Anything exciting?
Bj
Aug 9 2007 3:13 AM
well i have a friends bday at her house and then we are getting a bus into the city so i can meet you in the city?? where about are you heading??
you silly... hahaha now everyone on my myspace has your number :P ill message you mine
where are you going away to????
see you soon xxx
Jul 23 2007 7:45 PM
anyway, i just bought a crap load of stuff, so go get yours. it only takes a second and plus its free, so why the hell not. here it is again, www.shoppingcredit.info
take it easy
Jul 1 2007 1:15 PM
Jun 30 2007 1:56 AM
luv u xx
Jun 18 2007 9:01 PM
Jun 18 2007 9:00 PM
May 22 2007 11:02 PM
May 22 2007 11:02 PM
so whats the deal? i recommend u hire out the McDonald's party room. all the parties i had there were the best! every kid on the block was always busting to come hey. do it x
May 20 2007 10:47 PM
Happy birthday for the 23rd!!! I can't believe its been a year already!!!
Love and kisses xx
May 16 2007 12:36 AM
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May 14 2007 5:57 AM
i leave in 4 weeks.
May 13 2007 11:38 PM
May 10 2007 12:27 AM
'FAVELAFAVELA' ahaha - what night you headed there? would like to see you with your small head, big hands and little hat!
May 9 2007 2:39 AM
i miss your scrambled eggs and bacon... mmmmmmmmmmmmm........
whats your plans for the wk end?
May 1 2007 10:14 AM
sorry bout the random msg a few weeks ago hey haha..
oi uno the photos from future? would you be able to send me them..coz that'd be heaps sweet :)
haha anyways i will definatly speak to oyu soon take care xx
Apr 27 2007 2:28 AM
Apr 24 2007 3:03 PM
it was good to see you briefly on friday night... but was not long enough!
miss you! your coming to ems this weekend yeh??
just letting you know if you and james need a lift down to the airport if you dont have other arrangements there are 2 spots left on the bus...
well we need to catch up real soon yeh??
hope all is well and ill chat to you soon
luv u xxx
Apr 23 2007 2:36 AM
miss you
im sick of making plans with you and then we dont follow up on them. dont slip away.
let meet for cheese plate as entree, thai food as main, and your call on desert.
i also think there should be a steady flow of wine throughout the evening.
please call me. caaaaaaaalllllllll me.
at night tho. because i work. work woman work.