Achewood
"Achewood - Your Official Friend"

Male
32 years old
Achewood, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 5/9/2008
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    Achewood's Interests
General"Wine Beyond Time," by Charlsden Critten. A guide to wines under one dollar.
MusicAngry Samoans
MoviesJust Another Robert, C.A.R.L. T.H.E. C.A.N.T.A.N.K.E.R.O.U.S. C.A.N.T.A.L.O.U.P.E, Rubin and Ed
TelevisionRhymes with Bee's The Berrif
BooksHEAVY SHIT BY GERMANS AND PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY GERMANS.
HeroesPeople who hit people who make a big deal out of how "delicious" avocados are. They taste like gelatin, people.

     Achewood's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Achewood Estates, CA, USA
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:Web concept



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About me:
This is the official Achewood.com Myspace page. In this space, thumbnails of people are considered "friends," and they can contemplate their activities in relation to this picture of a plastic box full of turkey.
Who I'd like to meet:
"Paranoid," by Black Sabbath

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Spanish dude (ver. 1.4)





May 6 2008 11:50 PM

I am enjoying this latest ark quite a lot.

Front: Posting comments on myspace is awkward and unnecessary...

Inside: ... indeed.
i'm just john





May 6 2008 2:42 PM

gleaming the cube
Cobalt





Apr 28 2008 8:26 AM

Thank you for your support.

Best wishes,

*Catch Our Blue And Listen To*
Bruce Wayne





Apr 22 2008 11:27 AM

No Cornelius do not kill Lyle!
Eric





Apr 11 2008 1:11 PM

Achewood #1 new comic super fantastic
Norrin, the Disco Bison





Apr 9 2008 9:26 AM

Virtual chubby.
saxtell.





Apr 6 2008 2:30 PM

Whenever I read the comments on this page i get the urge to chubby or lame them.

Funny.
Emmett





Apr 3 2008 7:10 AM

Sorry the Achewood machine broke last week. Artistic breakdown is healthy, though. Usually.
Mark





Mar 24 2008 8:46 PM

hey dude i'm the guy that sent you the email asking about obscure tommy references in that one strip but then i see keith moon's head in another one! i don't know what to think about that.
Kristiani + Tristan





Mar 24 2008 2:56 PM

HEY YO!!!

THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP!!!

KEEP ROCKIN THAT FRESH STYLE!!!

AND DON'T STOP THE RHYTHM, BABY!!!

XOXO

KRISTIANI + TRISTAN

PS. DON'T FORGET TO ADD US TO YOUR TOP!!!
The Death Sound





Mar 18 2008 11:23 AM

You'll have to tell us what you thought of the EP some day.
Ernest Hemingway





Mar 14 2008 9:27 PM

the only thing that rivals achewood in hilarity (well a distant second):

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/
Candy or Medicine





Mar 10 2008 7:58 PM

Thanks for the add.


Candy or Medicine is a quarterly mini-comic anthology that always seeks contributors of all skill levels for future volumes. Vol. 2, featuring mini-comic legend Matt Feazell, is on sale now for $1.50 postage page. Vol. 3 will be out April 15.

For more info, updates and submission guidelines, visit www.candyormedicine.com
Mark





Mar 8 2008 10:59 AM

E#m is actually Fm. Just saying.
tiger pup





Mar 7 2008 9:56 AM

I've probably turned at least eleventeen people onto Achewood just by having it in my top 4.
Tortuga Bar





Feb 24 2008 12:40 PM

Hi
Mark Kowarsch
TURD PARTY





Feb 22 2008 7:03 AM

Congratulations on the thing with Dark Horse. That's great news. Well done.
Kade





Feb 20 2008 5:57 AM

I love you though you and I are both men and I am not homosexual nor bisexual. I hope you understand. Keep up the amazing work.
Yaakov®





Feb 11 2008 3:53 PM

Thank you kindly for the add. I am a newly (devout) Achewood fan, having, in less than two weeks time, immersed myself in the vast majority of the available arcs and blogs. And I think you can do better. Just kidding. But seriously, keep pumping that shit out. Nice Petey Cropes, Ray, and the rest of the gang have been getting me through the day anymore.
Karen Joelle


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Feb 2 2008 3:36 PM

*Happy Groundhog Day!*
{henry}





Jan 31 2008 11:41 AM

A GREAT IDEA:
USE ASSETBAR INSTEAD OF POSTING COMMENTS HERE.
(it's better.)

so kids, here is the part where you go register and become part of the REAL Achewood community.

toods,
- cpnglxynchos
Steph





Jan 27 2008 9:19 AM

Not sure if you've seen this:
http://catandgirl.com/archive/cg0562steak.gif
Brendan





Jan 27 2008 1:32 AM

Enough of this multi colored madness! You need more legit white on black achewood merch (see my sweatshirt to the left- best and only clothing I've ever purchased from you. Look at it. Tell me it's not the best thing you've put out) And make it clearly Achewood! A little maroon shirt saying "Pencils" might be fine for some people, but I want a shirt with the entire cast of Achewood. Or different shirts devoted to different characters. Like Pat would have his own shirt and an angry caption underneath it. You're the writer here, man, don't make me go all bootleg comin' up with fan fiction captions for Pat's shirt.

Kisses.
nICK.





Jan 26 2008 8:15 PM

Oh Dear Lord that new GoF poster is fantastic.
Rebehka





Jan 26 2008 1:05 PM

what's the matter, don't you guys know how important the cartoon cats are? they're on THE INTERNET.

i got mad respect for the internet.
A Million Dollars





Jan 15 2008 2:32 AM

Which Hollyword sorts could do the voices for the characters of Achewood? I am addressing the People who view this Wall, not the Wall itself. Also, why are there so many Women in the strip?
The Button-down Mind of Beau Audirsch





Jan 14 2008 7:20 PM

Why is it that I only ever see Rachael Ray sporting support-free scoop neck tops that make her "Tits" look super cute ever since you dropped your joke about her nasty flat chest?
The Cornelius Solution





Jan 9 2008 7:05 PM

obvious solution to below quote:

women are the weaker sex

not only that, but they are dudes, they wouldn't friend a woman unless she was like smurfette - doin them all
Rebehka





Jan 9 2008 6:57 PM

i really love achewood, i do. but occasionally i have a problem with the fact that the only female characters are either girlfriends/love interests or mothers. why don't any of our heroes have just a female friend? or a relative even, that's not their mother or grandmother?
love the comic, though.
Ivan





Jan 7 2008 8:27 PM

funny, kid computer allows me to visit myspace still.
Jonathan


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Jan 5 2008 4:58 AM

Gladiator addiction is a problem? NOW you tell me! :(
Will





Jan 2 2008 8:55 AM

Oh Achewood how I love you.
David





Dec 23 2007 3:42 PM

Absolutely great comic, that oh so few people can actually appreciate. I love it!
Anyone else from Mexico that is a reader? I feel alone in my country.
Bearsac





Dec 20 2007 11:25 AM

If you are celebrating it, I hope your Christmas is merry and bright. Have fun during the remains of 2007 and the best of luck for 2008.

Love Bearsac, my brother Choc-Ice and owner Debra
kjelshus™





Dec 18 2007 10:37 AM

I enjoy the idea of Cunty the Sardine. Just sayin'.
funeral fireworks





Dec 17 2007 11:15 AM

There is no doubt you really, really, REALLY deserved the recognition in Time, but I will admit my jaw dropped when I saw it. Congrats!
The Least Killable Guy In The Room





Dec 13 2007 10:21 PM

Congrats on the Time Graphic Novels thing. You did it.
ADRENALINE 87





Dec 11 2007 10:11 AM

hope you enjoy our sounds

[A-87]
The Cornelius Solution





Dec 10 2007 4:57 PM

we need more fans
Sproaty





Nov 30 2007 8:19 AM

I request a cunty the sardine shirt! (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07262007)

I was laughing in my car driving home from university just thinking about it
Todd





Nov 27 2007 3:25 PM

My Christmas wish list:

- 2 "I KICK MEN'S ASSES AND I VOTE" bumper stickers (red lettering on white background)
ian.





Nov 27 2007 2:08 AM

Oh achewood. I must admit, today's comic is a good one.

You are too good to me.
andre





Nov 26 2007 8:22 AM

can you leave a comment on my page for christmas?
Daniel (me with nothing to say)





Nov 20 2007 11:04 PM

I have unlimited admiration for you, as a stranger who writes funny animals.
Matt


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Nov 19 2007 2:25 AM

I just want you to know that Achewood is not helping me get my essay done.
Fix that.
super steve seikel





Nov 17 2007 6:38 PM

achewood, I am giving you hello.
MikeClarke





Nov 17 2007 12:01 PM

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Carla Frances





Nov 16 2007 5:24 PM

It's thanksgiving and I am giving thanks to all my friends here on MySpace. All of 'em. So it may be corny but please bear with me.

Achewood: Thank you for consistently being the funniest, creepiest, most detailed and most intense thing in the universe. You never fail me, you never disappoint. You make my life just a little bit more rad, so thank you, Achewood.
Ultraviolet Catastrophe





Nov 15 2007 7:47 PM

does he really think that's the scariest thing that can happen to some boiled eyes?
The Dude





Nov 14 2007 12:15 PM

This Dornheim-Ray thing is hilarious! So much so that the preceding sentence merited an exclamation point.
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