And by the way, metal is supposed to be evil. Heavy songs with melodic choruses are fine, but not with happy melodic choruses. It shouldn't sound like all of a sudden you broke into a children's song. And it doesn't matter if there are loud guitars under it. Major is major, and big drums and loud guitars don't change a thing. This shit needs to stop. Also, If you bust out a guitar solo and it sounds like fucking Dynasty Warriors, you are doing something wrong.
Unless, of course, you happen to be DragonForce. Then you cross over into awesome.
*Don't actually eat the desiccant, you fucking idiot.


People who have ever: pissed/vomited on a church, run down the street naked, left an animal's head in a newspaper vending machine, gotten handfuls of otherwise nice girls to publicly fellate a strap-on at a party, fucked in public, thought for themselves, encouraged wanton depravity and drunken debauchery at every turn, worshipped a false idol for fun and profit, seen God, fucked God, eaten God, realized that our entire culture is carefully and painstakingly sculpted from bullshit.
In short, people like me.
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AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!
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Just look for my bulletins about up coming up events in your area and the details about the August 29th Project Pitchfork show with many other awesome yet to be announced bands!
Then we have our New and secured night at the second Friday of every month which will be July 11th with Dj Noir and Special guest DJ's DJ Sorcery Kid,DJ Dead Guy, and DJ Billy Bant!!
Noir Dolls will be serving $2 Blue Ice shots plus it's free cover!!
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Kill Hannah, Seventh Void, Dommin
Saturday, July 11th at 8pm
At The Rave / Eagles Club Milwaukee, WI
Saturday, July 11th at 8pm
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featuring top hard rock vocalists Göran Edman (Ex-Yngwie Malmsteen, John Norum, Brazen Abbot, etc), Mats Levén (Ex-Yngwie Malmsteen, Treat, etc), Thomas Vikström (Ex-Talk Of The Town, Candlemass, etc) and Björn Jansson (Ex-Ride The Sky, Tears Of Anger, etc). The album also features the members of "The Murder Of My Sweet" and on additional guitars: Manuel Lewys (Machinery, Elwood, etc).
Have a great week!
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