Oystercakes
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27 years old
San Diego, California
United States



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    Oystercakes's Interests
GeneralCreative writing, creative reading (?), music, raising zombie awareness, video games, MMORPGs, cooking, eating excellent meals, genderbending, non sequiturs, eating babies (hahahahaha), Cowboy Bebop, D&D (tabletop please), body modification, dancing, random outings, foreign languages, people-watching, trivia, gardening, cigars, all things Final Fantasy, knitting
MusicAni DiFranco, Aphex Twin, Ataris, Bjork, Books, BT, Cake, Cardigans, Count Basie, David Bowie, Decemberists, Deep Forest, Dismemberment Plan, Duncan Sheik, Eat More Cake, Elvis Crespo, Face to Face, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, Frank Sinatra, Frou Frou, Glenn Miller, Gogol Bordello, Goldfrapp, Gunslinger, Hellogoodbye, Hilary Hahn, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, Jung-Hyun Lee, Kate Havnevik, K's Choice, Koop, Lady Sovereign, Lagwagon, Led Zeppelin, Lisa Loeb, Low, Macromantics, Mamas and the Papas, Mates of State, Melanie Horsnell, Mickey Avalon, Millencolin, Mitch Allan, Morphine, Muse, MXPX, Onelinedrawing, Outkast, Peggy Lee, Paul Oakenfold, Peachcake, Peaches, Playradioplay!, Police, Portishead, Postal Service, Prince, Rasputina, Sage Francis, Sarah MacLachlan, Shins, Sick of It All, Sigur Ros, Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, Something Corporate, Squarepusher, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Swollen Members, Sydney Confirm, Talib Kweli, Tegan and Sara, Telepopmusik, Thermals, Tom Waits, Tool, Tori Amos, Transit War, Vanessa Carlton, Yes, Zero 7
MoviesAmelie, American Beauty, American Psycho, Anchorman, Beat, Boondock Saints, Chunhyang, Dancer in the Dark, Dress to Kill, Dune (Dino DiLaurentiis version), Elizabeth, Endless Summer, The Emperor's New Groove, Everything is Illuminated, Fight Club, Foxfire, Garden State, Gattaca, Gia, Grandma's Boy, Great Expectations, House of Flying Daggers, The Importance of Being Earnest, Kentucky Fried Movie, Kill Bill, Life is Beautiful, Moll Flanders, Moulin Rouge, Musa, My Fair Lady, My Wife is a Gangster, The Neverending Story, The Notorious C.H.O., Othello, Pulp Fiction, The Red Violin, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romeo and Juliet, Run Lola Run, Shaun of the Dead, Super Troopers, Swing Kids, To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar, Volcano High
TelevisionNone -- I don't really watch television, except for Good Eats. That show is amazing.
BooksAeschylus, Aldous Huxley, Allen Ginsburg, Anais Nin, Anne Rice, Antoine de Saint Exupery, Arthur Rimbaud, Ayn Rand, Birago Diop, Charles Baudelaire, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Dante Alighieri, David Sedaris, E. E. Cummings, Edgar Allan Poe, Edward Bulwer-Lytton, Epicurus, Ernest Hemingway, Ezra Pound, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Francois M. Voltaire, Frank Herbert, Fyodor Dostoevsky, George R. R. Martin, Hans Christian Andersen, Herman Hesse, Issa Kobayashi, Jack Kerouac, Jacques Prevert, Jean Auel, John Bunyan, John Milton, John Steinbeck, Jonathan Safran Foer, Kathleen O'Neal Gear, Laurell K. Hamilton, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Margaret Atwood, Margaret George, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Mark Twain, Moliere, Neil Gaiman, Noam Chomsky, Norah Vincent, Oscar Wilde, Pablo Neruda, Paulo Coelho, Piers Anthony, Plutarch, R. A. Salvatore, Robert Fulghum, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rudyard Kipling, Shel Silverstein, Signore di Fulcanelli, Sophocles, Steven Brust, Stephen King, Sylvia Plath, Thomas Mann, Upton Sinclair, Vladimir Nabokov, Walt Whitman, William S. Burroughs, William Shakespeare, William Sidney Porter, Zora Neale Hurston
HeroesI don't think there is a person who fills that role for me. Humans (including myself) seem a bit too fallible to deserve emulation, But then again -- maybe that's the point.
Groups: Dark Age of CamelotOscar WildeFinal Fantasy!!RaiseZombieAwareness!!Support Same-Sex Marriage!Rum Drinkin' Scalawags of the High SeasStone Brewery PubMicro-Brew Beer Lovers

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     Oystercakes's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Oh, here and there...
Body type:5' 5" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Wordsmith/Wageslave

   Oystercakes's Schools
Defense Language Institute
Monterey, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: International Studies - Focus on Korean Language
 

1999 to 2001
Leto Senior High School
Tampa,Florida
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 1999

   Oystercakes's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Poet


   Oystercakes's Companies
Trader Joe's
San Diego, CA US
Section Manager

October 2004 - September 2007
Aniata Cheese Company
Vista, CA US
Client Liaison/Fromager-In-Training

November 2007 - Current



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   Oystercakes's Blurbs
About me:
"There are two types of people in this world: good and Ada. The good sleep better, but Ada seems to enjoy the waking hours much more." Fun Fact: The rare and bizarre Ada bird is a most elusive creature. Straying regularly from the diurnal tendencies of other subspecies, she is, at best, difficult to glimpse, and at worst, impossible to catch. Only one has been bred in captivity thus far, and while the Ada bird seems to acclimatize well to new environs, she inevitably fades if ill-treated or exposed to the elements for long periods. She is finicky about her nourishment and rather unwilling to sing on command. Those desiring to capture an Ada bird of their own are advised to set their sights on a more easily domesticated avian. Stuff: I'm living in San Diego right now and trying to finish my first novel. It is excruciatingly painful. It is also what I love most. Admittedly, I'm sort of strange. I am a shameless geek who can come off as brusque at times, but that's just the... something that makes people brusque... talking. (Makes no sense whatsoever, but I'm leaving it anyhow.) I have an odd sense of humor, one that amuses me more, it seems, than anyone else... but I do laugh a great deal, and at the silliest things. I'm currently trying to sort out the world, but I'm not making much headway. I'm merely an ottoman philosopher, or something. I am insightful and moody at times. I'm devoted to writing and learning. Likes: The color blue, scarves, singing at inappropriate times (or even at the appropriate ones), strange nail polish, lavender, gin, waking up in the middle of the night and realizing I can go back to sleep, platonic solids, book shopping, wine, listening to a newly-purchased CD over and over and over, bass fishing, prime numbers, getting lost in details, the smell of wet asphalt, large dogs, drinking good coffee, clean sheets, alchemy, clouds... oh, I can do this for hours. Dislikes: Listening to/reading bad poetry, accidentally slamming my fingers in a door, complacency, feeling lonely, yappy little dogs, careless spelling, potholes, milk chocolate (ugh!), phlegm, the current political climate, mainstream rap, "keeping up with the Joneses", stagnation, artificial sweeteners, poorly-maintained toenails, large crowds, idiots... [LOVEMYFLASH]
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Who I'd like to meet:
Note: This paragraph used to be a footnote. I've moved it to the top so as to make it even more plain that I'm not looking. This means I'm not up for it. Don't ask me about it. I will refuse You. I feel rather pompous, writing that, but... *sigh* I'm just trying to save everyone a bit of effort. So, if you've done your homework, please, come on in... if not, you have my regrets. I'm not up for the casual dating/casual sex bullshit continuum. Oh, and one last thing: I utilize the 'block user' function on MySpace judiciously. You have been warned. I'm looking to meet some interesting and intelligent people with whom I can spend time and laugh. People who will help me grow, and teach me how to breathe. Because I'm suffocating. Positively suffocating. Wow, that explains nothing. Alright, let me try again. I am seeking: court jesters, misunderstood geniuses, creative forces, shameless night owls, self-destructionistas, gamers, gaymers, sore thumbs, tomboys, tomgirls, fellow wordsmiths, mind-openers, laughter manufacturers, still waters, anti-socialites, chameleons, aimless wanderers, roleplayers, book-devourers, fellow pirates, cigarette smokers, livers-of-dreams (people who live, not livers -- I hate the taste of liver), verbal swashbucklers, and soul-explorers... or anyone who refuses to be pigeonholed as such. I am not seeking: Those who are incapable of conversing meaningfully, people who are classified as 'morons', anyone who is both immature and lacking wit. (Either/or I can live with, but immaturity that is devoid of rapacious wit?! Never.) I am also not seeking those who are here for sex, those who were brought up lacking manners, spell check, or a cultivated mind... or anyone who does not/cannot put forth the effort to better him/herself. So, all sheep, intellectually dead, members of boy bands, and knife-wielding homicidal maniacs need not apply.
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Clarissa





Jun 14 2009 3:39 AM

Ether? Ether's got nothin' on us three-legged champs :) Good to catch up. (pun very much intended)
Phil Luna





Jun 5 2009 8:24 PM

Nothin but me, some curd, boiling water, and an ice bath. You know Im a culinary gangster lol. I send some flix nextime we do it
Cindy ♥





Mar 18 2009 4:01 AM

Hey...how are you? Wish you were here... <3
Rebecca Tutt





Mar 6 2009 8:11 PM

Well............ how's the cheese without me?
Danny the girl





Sep 21 2008 9:34 PM

Hey HAPPY BELATED BDAY!!! I wanted to say it sooner but my crazy life doesn't always give me time to stop!! I hope it was a good one!
Sean





Sep 20 2008 5:01 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORRI!!!!
Cindy ♥





Sep 19 2008 9:38 PM

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday....Happy Birthday to you!!
Hope it is a fun-filled day! ♥ Cindy
Leto C/O 99





Aug 30 2008 7:44 PM

Please email your:
Full Name
Email Address
Area Code and Phone Number
Mailing Address....to
leto1999classreunion@gmail.com
Thanks, YOUR Reunion Peeps
Danny the girl





Aug 19 2008 9:19 PM

Hey hun Josh told me that you got married! CONGRATS!!! And you finished your book!! Congrats again!!! Thats amazing! I wish you the best! hope all is well you look happy!
Ian aka NEMO





Aug 7 2008 11:55 PM

ahn young!!!!! long time girl!!!!! hope you're doin well ... i'm jus chillin in LA.... we gotta catch up ... take carez... holla!!!!! ian oppa
ashley [is not a tree]





Aug 2 2008 10:01 PM

Thanks! We travel out to L.A. quite a bit so I'll definitely let her know.


I hope you're having fun with Assassin's Creed!
J.P





Aug 2 2008 7:07 AM

What race/class would you say is best at lvl 50 for farming effrits as a Hib? I am really going to start one and thats what I need to move my DAOC life over there more :)
♥shley





Jul 29 2008 10:41 PM

My two most important books:

ashley [is not a tree]





Jul 28 2008 11:18 PM

Hi hi!

Scarves are pretty amazing.


I'm supposed to ask you about cheese for my mother, she enjoys her cheese. I think her favourites are mozzarella and brie.. Are they any good places around Thousand Oaks to get cheese?

Ooh, and you're super pretty!

I look forward to future food name fights, asparagus hat.

♥shley





Jul 28 2008 7:43 PM

One of your interests is raising zombie awareness, eh? Would you like to go halfsies with me on a fortress in the middle of nowhere for the eventual zombie-pocalypse?
Sean





Jul 12 2008 3:08 AM

lol, wtf? Noobikins? kinda cute i guess.
and actually i just finished reading :D

you sorta forgot the sponsor for you into the guild though, unless you are putting that in a later chapter? but its an awesome installment as usual. i bet you were just as happy as could be when you thought up the one word difference quote lol. that shit was awesome.

Sean





Jul 10 2008 10:27 PM

i need proof of this writing.


and we werent saying anything....bad. the guys were just talking about the girls. of course you were all good. we all think you are pretty and awesome. the end.

Mary





Jul 10 2008 8:09 AM

Omgz...what a message he put on ya too btw LMAO, what an ass he is!!
Sean





Jul 9 2008 5:23 AM

sup. we are just talkin about you in vent so i figured id comment.

K.K.





Jul 8 2008 7:14 PM

haha...sweet, you can feed me delicious cheese all day!
Danny the girl





Jul 1 2008 10:40 AM

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CHUCKIE





Jun 23 2008 5:31 AM

SWEET DREAMS!!!!!!
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Phil Luna





May 23 2008 10:21 AM

Dude.......... Grow up... Seriously... Sometimes I feel as though you'll never progress.........................

Ada, it's a Kamehameha.... Foolish mortal.... Rofl.

Duce
Sean





May 10 2008 4:52 PM

hey girly. just wanted to say your story is damn sexy! surprisingly i thought Majib was going to be bad too and try to kill Morri cuz that day on the bridge he killed someone, but your imagination has all roads planned on its own i suppose :D i should be back on camelot tuesday, or wednesday at the latest.

Sean





May 7 2008 5:32 AM

IM SORRY! my computer has been having problems with blue screening, but i ordered my new one and it came in!!! :D

only problem was i couldnt afford a new power supply and my old power supply wont support the new system so i have to wait prolly til monday for the new power supply to come in and then i will be rolling sweet ass :D then its time to kill some albs :D
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