Adam And Joe

Spirit-Flare

still my #1 childhood heroes!

The Firm

Our debut single, 'Dismal Results', is out tomorrow! Available from the iTunes store....

The Bastions

Who said music & comedy don't mix? Try 'The Vegans From Venus' a tribute to the now legendary 'Bastions'.
They wear tight jeans!

DJ Pigg

Maxwell Panther

hello great thanks! iv'e been overdosing on Adam and joe's old podcast.

edward thomas cook

Planet Patrol

PlanetPatrol are proud to announce the release of a brand new Dave the Chimp silk screen.
The original print image was taken from the Burning Bridges live art sess at Cargo.

Edition of 60 silk screen prints
300gsm recycled fine art stock
Signed & numbered by the artist,
embossed with the PlanetPatrol stamp.
Size: 638mm x 447mm

www. planetpatrol. co. uk

BATCHILD

You are both cordially invited to bask in the flatulant and pompous ramblings of Dorset's Best and Worst Most Self Congratulating thrash/pop/country/electro/funk band dedicated to Batboy himself.

So salute your half bat betters and marvel at the honking of keyboards wheezing out their terminal honks, toe-curling guitar solos that would make Jon Bon Jovi himself blush, echoey-drums so farty and bombastic they would make the Human League frown with bemusement.

With all the baffling irrelevence you would expect from any "progressive rock" band, Batchild will make your teeth itch and your eyeballs sweat. Even langauge itself is debased with confusing and ill-considered grammer.
It's a celebration of all things unpleasant, ill-thought out, selfish, unwelcome, arrogant and nearly as appealing as agied hippies, Ozric Tentacles hung up with meathooks.

Don't take our word for it though. Either you agree, or you get your money back.

bat face
and
matt child

Mr Food

Steve Wright on the radioooooooooo....

Heartland Reggae are a kanny band, like.

cheers
mr Food

James Smith

Johnson Pickle is that you???

Voice was very familiar.....

If it was I will get you shagged in a whore house