Bird-watching, international soccer, feeling inexplicably slighted
Music
I used to be into this one awesome band but then they got discovered and are all famous and stuff and people like YOU have heard of them so now I hate them even though the music didn't change and all they did was get more popular. Because I'm an adult.
Movies
Il Posto
Television
No Reservations, Deadliest Catch, Top Chef, Friday Night Lights, The Wire, Deadwood, Duck Tales
Books
If it's South-American, surrealist and ultimately soul-crushingly depressing, odds are I've read it
Heroes
Uncle Joey and Uncle Jesse for sacrificing their lives to raise those girls
About me: Stand-up comic. Better than a lot of famous people. Writer. Worse than a lot of famous people. Drunk. About the same as a lot of famous people.
Buy my new comedy DVD:
Dick Jokes For Artists
So after long and studious research which consisted mainly of spinning a globe then stopping it with our fingers and speculating as to the disposition and physical characteristics of the native monkeys in whatever country we landed on, we here at Adam Cayton-Holland have figured out how to use PayPal. Click the button below to buy Dick Jokes for Artists - my kick-ass comedy DVD for $13. It's also available at Twist and Shout and Waxtrax record stores in Denver, Colorado. Thanks.
Here's a clip:
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Happy New Year... Stop by for a FREE download of "Whiskey Tonight", our first release in 2009 from the band's upcoming 7th CD - "Whiskey Tonight". The new song hits home with the same good time impact expected of an Indulger's song, heralding a return to our "rockin' pub sound". * * Stop by for your FREE download of the new song and all the best to you in 2009!
I been watching everything you put up. So good. I still love the text messaging one best. You are a funny funny man. Keep them coming and you should send us a dvd. Miss ya!
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