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ADAM HAMMER

General Info

  • Genre:

    Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-Up

  • Website

    adamhammer.com

  • Bio

    I was born in a hospital in Anaheim, CA. At least that’s what I’m told. I don’t really remember it. I didn’t graduate high school. I DID graduate college. Now I tell jokes to people on and off stage. I also write stuff. However I never learned to write in the third person.

    Also, here's a streaming puppy cam...

    Live video chat by Ustream

  • Members

    Just me.

  • Influences

    Steve Martin, Bill Hicks, liquor, drugs

Blurbs

About me:

Hey Guys! So you found me! Good for you. Check out my schedule. Read all about me. Maybe post a comment or two and above all, think of ME when you're alone. I update this from time to time so check back for new shit. Thanks for stopping by. I appreciate my fans. Both of you! So post a comment, let me know of cool links, have fun and remember to wash your hands Enjoy!...AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG! Lots of fun for kids of ALL ages! ..

Who I'd like to meet:

Hank Williams III, Steve Martin, Phil Ivey and Osama Bin Laden. But not all at once. Especially not in a dark alley.

Also, anyone who's not a douche.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Where the Heart Is, CA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: COMEDIAN

Interests

  • General

    sleep, wake, eat, drink, drink more, make jokes, keep drinking, have another one, start spinning, pass out, wake up, tylenol, dry-heaves, gatorade, rinse, repeat

  • Music

    Yup.

  • Movies

    Yeah. Especially good ones.

  • Television

    I have two. One with TiVO and one without TiVO. The one with TiVO gets more attention than the other one. It's not that I don't like the other TV I just feel that we've grown apart. I keep trying to hang out and just talk with him but it feels forced. Maybe I've just grown past TVs without TiVO. Now I feel like the only reason I have the 2nd TV is for nostalgia. So sometimes I can say "hey, remember when I didn't even have TiVO? I used to miss all my favorite shows? We sure watched some good commercials didn't we old buddy. Well let's keep in touch this time. Seriously." (anyone want to buy a TV?)

  • Books

    My favorite books are users manuals. Not only do I know how to operate my lawnmower, but I can also do it in french! That's the best reading to me. Users manuals. And Shampoo bottles. I love to read what it is that makes what's left of my hair so silky and smooth. Other kinds of fun things to read are books. Books about vampires! Scary ones! I think my favorite book would be a step by step guide to washing a vampire's hair! THAT would be ecstacy my myspace compatriots.

  • Heroes

    My heroes are all around. Everyday people that wake up and love their kids and work hard and don't exploit their gift of flight.

Schools

  • California State University-Fullerton

    • Fullerton, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Taco Tuesdays
    2002 to 2004

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