Adam P. Knave
Adam P. Knave Stop Motion Verbosity

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34 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 3/20/2009
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    Adam P. Knave's Interests
GeneralWriting, editing, publishing, brains, humans, sociology, genre tomfoolery, bullshit, lies, truths, the in-between, hyphens, spoons that ran away with forks and the men who love them, cliches, other things I haven't typed yet, other things you haven't typed yet.
MusicTom Waits, Tom Petty, Leonard Cohen, Rachael Sage, Nick Cave, Mike Doughty, Soul Coughing, Bare Naked Ladies, Ellington, Max Roach, Beastie Boys, Clapton, Firewater, Cop Shoot Cop, Morphine, Roni Size, Bif NAked, Green Day, the Sex Pistols, The Clash, No Doubt, Ramones, Other stuff I can't be bothered to type - I am a media whore.
MoviesYes
TelevisionThe Shield, Farscape, Firefly
BooksAll of them. Deliver them to me. Now.
HeroesMark Twain, P.T. Barnum

     Adam P. Knave's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:NY
Body type:5' 9"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo

   Adam P. Knave's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Other
Which is on crack because I am a writer/editor and publisher and write fiction.non-fic/columns/a cartoon and more. Stupid making me choose one thing bull.



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   Adam P. Knave's Blurbs
About me:
Let's get this much out of the way, I despise writing things like this.

Good. Moving on... I live in New York, as in City, and was born and raised here. Which probably says a lot of things to a bunch of folk, some of them even true.

I write. Not for a living, not now, but I write and publish. Currently most of my sutff comes out from Die Monster Die! books, a great small press publisher with the sort of name you only dream of getting. Oh sure, Tor and Doubleday have prestige when you hear their name, but Die Monster Die! books just has the sense of fun that it should.

Or at least that's what I tell my publisher when he asks me about deadlines.

So far, it works.

I have a 20 pound cat, a big fur laden ball of stupid, that makes my life more fun and more annoying, often at the same time.

Chances are, I don't actually like you. But at least I'm honest.

You can also find me at Hellblazer.net and TwoHeadedCat.
Who I'd like to meet:
  • Carbon-based life forms.
  • People who bother to use the neurons they were born with.
  • The sarcastic.
  • People who can deal with the fact that I am not interested in them, I just like brains.
  • Not in a zombie way, you freaks.
  • Often.
  • I would also like to meet someone who enjoys long candle-lit walks on the beach in fading moonlight during a softly windy night.
  • Mostly so I can club them like a baby seal.

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Samantha

Samantha Lake



Nov 27 2008 11:12 PM

Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Melissa

Melissa



Mar 21 2008 1:59 PM

having a rough patch, weelie.
miss you too.
Melissa

Melissa



Jan 20 2008 3:21 AM

yep. i'm a douchebag. but don't worry, karma's a bitch.

hope you're well.
Melissa

Melissa



Oct 6 2007 3:48 AM

"it's hammer, bitch."
James

James



May 5 2007 1:47 PM

Hey Adam! "Beer soon" = Best idea I've heard all week. Cheers, amigo.
Melissa

Melissa



Feb 22 2007 9:21 PM

wow. uh. wow. yeah, i really don't think you--or anyone without proper training--should, yanno, touch that.

yeesh.
Melissa

Melissa



Feb 18 2007 5:06 PM


OHOHohohohOHOHOHOHOHohohoh. STOP. . .

(yeah, you know what time it is)
;-)
the footnote

the footnote



Feb 4 2007 10:09 AM

APK = quality
Samantha

Samantha Lake



Dec 28 2006 2:22 AM

You have something against closet doors, don't you? : )

*stalks off*
Samantha

Samantha Lake



Dec 19 2006 3:46 AM

the footnote

the footnote



Dec 18 2006 10:01 PM

Batman (Why does Dustin wear his underwear on the outside?) & Robin (Why does D.J. insist on wearing those green footies?) are getting the 1/2 update of me ready, and your new column got hearty chuckles and thumbs up. You glorious bastard, you.
Phyrra

Phyrra



Dec 16 2006 6:47 PM

You're a word whore. I'm a love whore.

Yay for Whores!

*hug*
Samantha

Samantha Lake



Nov 23 2006 3:31 PM

Happy Thanksgiving, darlin'.

Samantha

Samantha



Oct 31 2006 11:54 PM

Melissa

Melissa



Sep 11 2006 10:15 PM

time/place. name it, apk.
Melissa

Melissa



Jul 31 2006 4:43 PM

i'm a weel bad friend.

butbutbut wait. . .do you know what time it is?

(ohoh ohoh OHOHOHOHOH ohohohoh)
*loves these pants*
Suzanne

Suzanne



Jul 7 2006 12:51 AM

Good Luck with the book and buying poor lil' Keira a sammich!

Cheers
Samantha

Samantha



Jun 16 2006 6:45 PM

So, I meet this great writer and he inspires me to write, too. I write my little short stories and I toss them around like pennies in wishing wells, and one guy gets back to me. He likes it and wants more.

Now I've just got to think of 997 more ways to peel back the flesh and suck out the marrow of a man's soul.

That reminds me, isn't it time for Oprah?

In any case, you're the best mentor/friend a hot naked horror stalker ever had. : )
Melissa

Melissa



Jun 14 2006 12:57 AM

weel weel weel,
supportive and sweet.

shhh. i won't tell anyone.
thanksthanksthanksthanksthanks.
m.
Melissa

Melissa



Jun 1 2006 2:02 AM

weel.
yep, still funny to me. gah, i don't feel well.
Melissa

Melissa



May 17 2006 11:26 PM

every 32nd word: golden girls episode 53.

dude, that's crazy. ;-)
lucki

lucki



May 17 2006 7:33 PM

hey adam, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey adam! hey adam!
the footnote

the footnote



Apr 4 2006 11:16 PM

Adam feeds me good words. This is one of the things that makes Adam a swell person.
Samantha

Samantha



Dec 25 2005 7:54 AM

Happy Holidays!
Zero

Travis Ingram



Dec 2 2005 9:27 PM

Dammit! Don't make me send my attack squirrels after yoU!
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