Adam Sessler
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Dick Dick!
Male
36 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 12/3/2005
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Adam Sessler's Interests
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| General | playing games, reviewing games,getting hit in the balls, dressing as women or as robin and running around L.A. looking for Adam West, killing Adam 5, going to E3 | | Music | On the X-play Boards:
Adam, Morgan, are you there?
Do u like My Game, Do you even care?
Adam, Morgan are you my friend
I will stay with you until the bitter end.
puppet:2 out of 5 what the.....!!
Adam:"Wubba?" Thats not a word! thats not a sentence.
Morgan! Look wat they' re saying about us on the message Boards!
Morgan: we have message boards?
Adam is from Mars, Morgan is from Venus
>> I love to write you messages with my tiny penis.
I have this spirit pal you could him on your show.
Is it love or hate I have for you, I had to let you know.
On the X-Play boards,
(Johnny Extreme):
You better like my game!
On the X-Play boards,
It's my closest thing to fame.
On the X-Play boards,
(Conspiracy Guy):
I don't want to hear it.
On the X-Play boards,
Don't even take me near it.
On my favorite character, you couldn't understand
(Johnny Extreme):
Solid Snake's a road map on my way to be a man.
(Canadian Guy):
RPGs and hockey games, volleyball and cricket.
If Webb and Sess don't get it, then they can...
(Ratty):
F-*BLEEP*-n' SUCK IT!
On the X-Play boards,
(Drinking-n-Smoking Girl):
Why won't you freakin' listen?
To the X-Play boards,
To my bad list, diss it.
On the X-Play boards,
(Link):
You don't have any feelings.
On the X-Play boards,
For my brilliant whining & squealing.
>> X-Play?? More like X-Doodie.
>> Ugh!! The show is like so stupid.
>> Why do rate games with only 5's. 10's would be way better,
because it's like twice as bigger.
>> You better stop hatin' on Full Metal Alchemist.
>> Man, you guys don't even know games. I should totally be
the host. Morons. PS. Morgan Webb is pretty.
On the X-Play boards,
Morgan's not a gamer.
On the X-Play boards,
(Ninja):
Adam is a lamer
On the X-Play boards,
(Gangbanger):
I don't want to hear it.
On the X-Play boards,
(Gangbanger):
Don't even take me near it.
I love you, I hate you.
I love you, I hate you.
I love you, I hate you.
I love you, I hate you.
I love you, I hate you.
I love you, I hate you.
I love you, I hate you.
I love you, I hate you.
On the X-Play Boards,
Cause you better like my games.
On the X-Play Boards,
My closest thing to fame.
On the X-Play Boards,
I don't want to hear it.
On the X-Play Boards,
Don't even take me near it.
>> Adam's breath smells like crusty toe-jam.
>> Do you guys play Halo 2 on XBox Live? Hey man,
what's your gametag?
>> The only thing thinner than Adam's hair is his wit.
(ADAM):
It's not that bad.
>> Does Morgan really play games?
(MORGAN):
Yes, I'm a gamer already!
>> InuYasha is so deep and intricate, you don't even know.
>> You guys hella rock, for real's. You're the best show on TV.
(ADAM):
What do you mean "It's the best show on television?"
Oh, thank you.
(PUPPET):
I love Adam and Morgan. | | Movies |
| | Books | me and morgans book on all of our reviews andf which game u should buy! | | Heroes | Ratty |
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X-Play, Need For Speed 2: Underground, Counter Strike!, XBoX Live, dance dance revolution, Playstation 2, -The Sims 2-, BURNOUT3: TAKEDOWN
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Adam Sessler's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Berkeley | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | X-Play Co-Host | | Income: | $75,000 to $100,000 |
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Adam Sessler's Schools
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Berkeley High
Berkeley,California
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Television Production
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1987 to 1991 |
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Adam Sessler's Companies
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G4tv
Los Angeles, California US
Co-Host
X-play
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1998-present day
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Adam Sessler's Blurbs |
About me:
X-play announcer: Adam Sessler is best known as the co-host of the G4 (formerly G4techTV) television program X-Play (formerly Gamespot TV and Extended Play) with Morgan Webb. Born in Berkeley, California, Sessler graduated from Berkely High School in 1991 and is a graduate of UCLA with a bachelor's degree in English literature and education. He was previously a credit analyst for a multinational financial institution in San Francisco, and an actor on the San Francisco public access television show Chip Weigh Magnet Down, which he also helped create.
Sessler is one of only six TechTV personalities, including Sarah Lane, Morgan Webb, Kevin Rose, Chi-Lan Lieu, and Brendan Moran, to survive the massive layoffs resulting from the May 2004 merger of G4 and TechTV. Rose and Lieu have since left the network.
On April 1, 2005, Sessler confused many by announcing he was leaving X-Play to host a late night talk show on G4 entitled Meet the Sess. A trailer of the new show aired on X-Play, showing Sessler verbally and physically abusing his guests until they released information about upcoming video games. Despite being extremely over-the-top and obviously fake, many viewers began flooding the G4 forums asking when the show would air and if Sessler was really leaving X-Play. Sessler has since publicly announced on several occasions that the show was in fact an April Fool's Day joke. Regardless, many viewers are still awaiting the show's release.
In 2005, a man posing as Sessler created the website AdamSessler.com. The man fooled several people in to believing he was Sessler by answering questions regarding Morgan Webb and his opinion of video games. G4 has since ordered a cease and desist of the website's identity theft of Sessler. In response, the man responsible for the website has removed most information relating to Sessler and converted it to a personal blog.
Sessler currently lives in Los Angeles, California.
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Who I'd like to meet:
poor bastards, Dick Dick, Slippy, Morgan Von Webb, Ratty, Lando, George Lucas,The Govenator
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