About me: A.D.D. Films specializes in no-budget filmmaking. Our films are made without a camera but instead using anything and everything readilly available. This includes free software (or stuff picked up cheap at Target) and borrowed video clips. Will we do something completely original, from the ground up? Possibly, but that means we have to buy a camera first.
Brand Spanking New!
Music video for Squeezebox Sam:
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An English translation of that crazy German kid beating the crap out of his computer:
Here's what people are saying about my novella, Monkey Love:
"John Paul Allen delivers well-drawn characters and emotional dynamite in this tale of dark suspense" - Scott Nicholson, author of They Hunger.
"One sadistic piece of work by one of the most talented new voices in dark fiction." - Karen Koehler, author of the Slayer series.
"Disturbing and intense, this story is a one-sit read that races, carrying you along to grim, uncharted terrain." - Lee Thomas, Bram Stoker Award-Winning author of Stained, Parish Damned and The Dust of Wonderland.
"From the first page, Monkey Love draws you into a surreal world that teeters on a disturbing balance of madness, eroticism, and obsession." David Niall Wilson, author of Deep Blue and Ancient Eyes.
"It's a wild ride, and I loved it from first page to last." - John R. Little, author of The Memory Tree and Placeholders.
"Exquisitely well-written, more than slightly twisted and compelling erotica for all horror readers." T.M. Wright, author of the forthcoming Bone Soup and Blue Canoe.
"Monkey Love is my first read by John Paul Allen and I can promise it won't be the last. Touching, peverse, oddly poignant and riddled with interesting questions about the nature of love and obsession, I can't recommend it enough. Monkey Love is the sort of tale that pushes the boundaries of comfortable and makes us question our own morals." - James A. Moore, author of Deeper and Blood Red.
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I'm working on a sales pitch for my new horror novella, Monkey Love. How does this look:
"What do I seek in a book? A good love story would be nice."
- Cindy the Chimp, San Diego Zoo
"John Paul Allen has captured love as I have never known it."
- Fabio, Imitation Butter Expert
"I love Monkeys and I love books with pictures."
- Paris Hilton, ex-convict.
When Professor Sandra Rixx lost her husband in a terorist bombing, she turned toward her work for salvation. When Richard kept his vow and returned three years later, she learned to mix business with pleasure.
Sometimes we can't help who we love. Sometimes we can't help what we love.
Monkey Love, a new limited edition novella by John Paul Allen
Just wanted to let ya know my new band Last Exit will be playing Molly Malone's June 6th at 8:00pm. 575 S. Fairfax Ave. Los Angeles 90036. Cover is $7. We had a great turnout Mother's Day. We've been in the studio writing so the 6th show should be killer!
Wishing you the best,
Me
p.s. You can hear acoustic scratches by clicking Last Exit in my top friends area. See ya there!!!
At the Zephyr Vegetarian Café in Long Beach!
A collection of one-of-a-kind avante-garde music like no other, including the likes of the Starburst Crystal Ensemble, Mycroft Holmes, Avi Buffalo, Squeezebox Sam, and John Thill!
Come consume some bean curd and hear some cool music. They do have BEER! And wine for you arty-museum types.
The Zephyr Café 340 E. 4th Street, Long Beach, CA, 90802
FREE! All Ages!
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I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KAKIM.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KAKIM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
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