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I am the Most Interesting Man in the World. I once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like. I live on a large sailing vessel which I port around the world trading trinkets and towels for turntables and trousers. I am interested in being interested. You could say I like interesting things, and if you kept saying it enough, it would not be interesting anymore. I like the feeling of wearing New clothes, and then spilling some delicious steak blood all over my pants when I am on a hott date with a new girl. I like re-meeting new old people. I am about having a good time, you know, get a couple cocktails in me and set something on fire. Mostly i enjoy making Kevin Pritchard feel uncomfortable at Blazers games. Also, making an ass out of myself and embarrasing my friends is cause for celebration!
I am interested in leather bound books. You know the type, the expensive ones that sit on the top shelfs of old libraries that no one ever reads. What's in those books? I am interested in to see how global warming will affect this planet in my lifetime. I want to see the glaciers of glacier national park before they are gone in 30 years. I read everynight before I go to bed, except on the nights that I don't read before I go to bed. I enjoy Frolfing. If you don't know what that is, now you know. I am interested in talking to a girl with a pretty face. I have a short term memory and an even shorter attention span. What was I talking about?! I am interested in writing the great american novel, or at least my own childrens coloring book. I want to make a living with my small talk, cause I don't like them big words. I want to buy a mail order bride that I actually get along with for once. I like to get together with people I know, or stangers, and do things that I like, or stuff that I don't like. If your actually reading this than I owe you a bit of thanks, what I really want is some girl who cares enough about my random ramblings to understand what it means to be un-equivacly unexplainable. I mean, you could never know, the trouble I have seen, in the bathroom every morning the night after I eat taco bell for 5 days straight.
Disc GolfGet the disc in to the cage in as few throws as possible, but you are not as good as Andreffi.
Play this free game now, but you will loose, cause your not as good as Andreffi!! Music
At 12, 000 feet wind sounds more like a jet engine then a peaceful movement of air. Exposed skin becomes frostbitten in seconds, milliseconds, only enough time to put my new (insert sponsor here) earbuds in my ears, these puppies are designed for negative 50 degrees Celsius! I like to tune my earlobes to Blazers Radio, let's pray we are not loosing. Again. (wrote that awhile ago, cause as of 2010 we are a decent team!) Mostly I like the sound of 94.7fm, it is actually tolerable, for those of you who have ears.Movies
Little Women. Little People Big World. Little Richard. Anything that has explosions in slow motion and then they show the main character walking away from it in slow motion, not paying attention for dramatic effect. I like to be critical and I don't like wasting my time on shit, or crap for that matter. I know in the first 5 minutes of a movie if it's worth my time, and I can usually tell if I like a person in the first 5 seconds of meeting them. I do enjoy going to the movies, and sneaking in a fif of 151, but other than that staying sober and watching church anime is my idea of a good time.Television
Blazers Games. Discovery Channel or History channel, and recently the "I Don't Watch TV except for Sports" Channel. I do like the Daily show with Jon Stewart and the Colbet Report if I can catch it, or my mom has it on TIVO. I am going to steal my moms Tivo, that fucking thing is so rad. I don't watch a lot of tv honestly, I much prefer to be making out with a dead fish. I just keep my tv on for light, warmth, and company. He is My best friend, His name is Herman the High Def. We talk alot, the conversations are usually about ESPN, ESPN Classic, ESPN News, or ESPN2. Homemade movies are also fun to go back and watch. I like to watch whatever you want to watch, unless what you want to watch is not what I want to watch. In which case I will pitch a fit until I get what I want. Ask my mom, I am very good at it.Books
I like to read the back of cereal boxes when I am eating breakfast. I don't like to read instructions because I am a Man. Mostly I read the sports section looking for another Blazer in the news, but it hasn't happened recently, cause we got a good young bunch of kids. I like it when my lover writes me love poetry and then reads it too me as she combs my hair with her fingers and weaves my mane into braids. Oh wait, that doesn't really happen.Heroes
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- Jan 27, 2010 9:43 AM Cheese And Grapes
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- Apr 15, 2009 4:51 AM Andy visits his depressed mother, old friend John, and manages two projects totalling $47,000
- Apr 2, 2009 2:25 AM AR Associated Contractors LLC - Licensed, Bonded and Insured CCB#186079
- Mar 4, 2009 5:30 AM Andy's BLAZEREDGE blog ABOUT the season ticket holder party
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About me:
I I am a much better dancer then most people know, I just demonstrated it to my cats and my old dog Fudge. I like to hang out at my house alone and dance along to the hottest song on the radio, hopefully some BFT talk radio. I really enjoy people, but you not so much. I love it when I have someone to talk to, so I am not just talking to my cats. I am running a mile a day (wow, when did I write this lie?)so John and I can summit many mountains this summer (that part is true, the next attempt of hood is scheduled for 05/17/08, today!). I want to get out there and live, someone once asked me (my mom, last night) why I haven't settled down. Someday I am gonna be settled but as for now I feel like I am dancing on shakey ground, in front my cats Bentley and McLovin, they also LOVE to shit in the fireplace. x




I am deep like a puddle so check it, these are some dope pictures that are pretty much about as cool as it gets, so enjoy..I am pretty much the funnest guy I know. Not the funniest, or the most fun. But if it comes to bolting out of town for some random hike, I'm in. If you want to check out a Lumberjax Lacrosse game and I hadn't of gone before, of course I am there! But mostly my summer months will be spent dreaming of soccer balls and days at the river. Timbers Army Andy has been given the nickname Big House, it's a long sad story and it ends with me dropping my phone down a toilet.
Saul Williams - List of Demands
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1llNYAlYrc
Saul Williams' video for his song List of Demands. Crazy hot. www.Logrithmic.com UPDATE: Now featured in the new Nike commercial for Sparq Training, "My better is better than your better." Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4TbxS_CdWE **NEWER UPDATE** Saul writes: "I received a lot of questions from some about w...
This song makes me want to play basketball, in the snow.
Who I'd like to meet:
I need a woman who thinks beer is sexy and beer guts are damn near irresistable. I wonder what my real father looks like? Oh yeah, just like Vin Diesel. Beyond that, I would like to meet Fabio, that guy from the fast and the furious who looks like me (oh yeah, Vin Diesel), Mr. T, Optimus Prime, The Tooth Fairy, Osama Bin Laden, John Lennon, Mike Tyson, and Gary Coleman!
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Dating, Friends
- Hometown: Beaverton
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 1" / Athletic
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Buddhist
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Account Pimp
Schools
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Dufur School
- Dufur,Oregon
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: Drama Class - Ahem, Best Actor 3 years in a row Shop Class - Wood/Metal Woodworker of the Year Student Teacher, They don't call me Handy Andy for nothing! Football Film Prodigy and Stand out Track and Baseball Star
1996 to 2000
Companies
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AR Associated Contractors LLC
- Oregon, US
- Owner
Networking
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- Modeling
- Model
- Runway
If you want to network, that would be great. But I am going to have to take your stapler.
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If you know of any good shows, let me know.









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Hey Andy k, I am sending you a Avalanche.
Send me a drink back!
i digress, i finally read your page a bit for the first time and i laughed so hard i almost cried, the sock mayo thing was too much man, just too much...did u ever read my page thingy, jeeze i feel like im in high school, k i'll quit stalking u now...but for the record friday is ALSO teresa day, can u dig it?
tuesday IS teresa day...right?
that's right, i'm talkin' bout home court advantage......... did you see my boyfriend Joel almost go bananas on carmelo? so sexy.
the #1 is dead center! the ring leader am I, all bow down to the greatness!!!!
and i'm nowhere near yr top twenty. bitch.
Funny you comment me beacause I was just going to comment YOU and tell you that I made that yummy snausage yr mom taught me how to make last night. Oh yum. It was so good Tyler ate at the table with me and scorned his other lover, I mean the computer.
Broseph! you were on TV for the Memphis game. that is all. PEACE.
Come to Mexico ! Flying out to cancun on April 5th, driving down to the Mayan Ruins, enjoying relaxing beach comforts, and as always, finding a couple dozen adventures along the way...
Alex