Adelina Anthony
Latino / Explicit/Raw / Political Humor
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"La Tortillera Your Mama Warned You About !!"
Female
35 years old
Los Angeles,
United States
Last Login:
7/8/2008
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Mood:
naughty
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Adelina Anthony's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Born in San Antonio, tejas, where government funded research & statistics prove that the tortilla ratio is 1 to 356 for every persona... these NASA facts confirm that Adelina was pro’lly "flipped" into a jota by the insidious influences of slippery mantequilla on warm, homemade flour tortillas... or a more simple truth is that like many of her jot@ familia she was just born like this... cuz da gods, especially, la mera xingona diosa, well, she really loves diversity... and even science proves that diversity is, after all, natural and necessary for the survival of any species. Seeing as how the earth is 6 billion way too many humans and we are sucking our mother earth dry... Adelina has willingly donated her ovaries to help found a queer people of color commune in Mars... where being an alien isn’t "illegal" it’s a birthright people! | | Website | adelinaanthony.com | | Influences | All-time favorite solo performers: John Leguizamo, Jenifer Lewis & Miss Coco Peru | | TV Shows | Omigod... like who doesn't do Texas Walker Ranger if you're an actor from tejas? Oh... how I miss the days of playing a het Latina waitress--NOT! | | Films | What? You didn't see me as a featured background actor in Passion of the Christ? You see, gente, no prestan atencion! That was like my major lesbian role to date... cuz you know back in the day Magdalena had her thang going on while Jesus was off with his boyz!! | | Albums | My ALL-TIME favorite album is the classic Saturday Night Fever soundtrack... you know my 4 yr. old ass was imitating those Travolta dance moves. Also a fan of queer womyn of color and womyn of color musical bands... but Magaly’s my favorite ranchera singer! And there's that talented Azul in tejas! |
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Adelina Anthony's Interests
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| General | 
 | | Music | Chavela Vargas, Ana Gabriel, Paquita, Lola, Amalia Mendoza... old school mexican blues! Aaaay! | | Movies | Anything by Almodovar, but especially Dark Habits and Mala Educacion, Pura Lengua, Antonia's Line, Frida, Fire, Heavenly Creatures, Aimee and Jaguar, Los Olvidados, Chicago, Amores Perros, Character, Kika, Like Water for Chocolate, The Kite-Runner, The Half-Life, and in general most foreign or indie films. | | Television | Damn... I just don't have time to watch el pinche television... and when I do... it's all about Animal Planet! | | Books | Loving in the War Years, Borderlands, This Bridge Called My Back, The Last Generation, Mexico Profundo, The Bluest Eye, Beloved, Their Dogs Came With Them, The House of the Spirits, My Wicked Wicked Ways, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Power, Animal Liberation, Facing the Fire, House on Mango Street, Massacre of the Dreamers, So Far From God, Playing in the Dark, Parable of the Sower, Genealogical Fictions, and anything by Federico Garcia Lorca or Eduardo Galeano. | | Heroes | My mami, Cherrie Moraga, Gloria Anzaldua, Audre Lorde, Celia Herrera-Rodriguez, Frida Kahlo, Rigoberta Menchu, Las Adelitas, Coyolxauqui, La Malinche, Assata Shakur, Dolores Huerta, Betita Martinez, Sharon Bridgforth, and all of the mamis of this mundo who try to raise children despite the violence, despite the fear of MUJER. |
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Adelina Anthony's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Lesbian | | Hometown: | San Antonio | | Body type: | 5' 5" | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Professional Tortillera |
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About me:
I'm an artist... it's the core of who I am... & I feel blessed that comunidad finds my payasa & dramatic works meaningful... my website has more info: www.adelinaanthony.com.
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Who I'd like to meet:
progressive qpoc, xicanistas, community organizers, other kul artists, and yeah, admittedly... angelina jolie... okay, what jota (if she's being honest) doesn't wanna meet her?... ay, mami, esos labios!
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