Uncle Al

www.myspace.com/adeltoral
  • Uncle Al

  • 25 / Male
  • The Raider Nation, US
  • Last Login: 11/29/2009

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Interests

  • General

    I'm a weird dude (a recreational poet/tri-athlete who works with U.S. Probation)... need I say more?!
  • Music

  • Movies

    ..Waking Life..

    ..A Clockwork Orange..

    ..The Wizard of Oz..

    ..Neco Z Alenky..

    ..Breakfast at Tiffany's..

    ..Memento..

    ..Pink Floyd's The Wall..

    ..The Good, The Bad & The Ugly..

    ..The Devil's Rejects..

    ..Office Space..

  • Television

    Mythbusters & Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel; Gangland on the History Channel; L.A. Ink and Police Women of Broward County on TLC; Lockup on MSNBC; Friends re-runs; The Daily Show and The Colbert Report on Comedy Central... and several sports shows.
  • Books

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Education: College graduate

Blurbs

About me:

Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet my maker, so that I can finally answer life's greatest riddle once and for all.

Comments

Displaying 25 of 34 comments
  • Nov 26 2009 12:44 AM

    Oh damn!!! Are you ok though????
  • Nov 25 2009 10:36 PM

    Friday?! Don't you mean Thursday?
  • Nov 17 2009 5:44 AM

    OH! OK, definitely not a good idea then lol.
    Well, my butt is off to bed! Get to have a root canal tomorrow! Jealous? It's ok....don't be lol
  • Nov 17 2009 4:34 AM

    HAHAHA!!!! That is freaking hilarious! Did you ask for a copy? ;)
  • Nov 16 2009 8:26 PM

    Well that is not good Alby!!! Maybe you are meeting them in the wrong places? Try a church? haha
  • Nov 15 2009 7:17 PM

    Aw Alby! Thank you. You are a sweetheart!
  • Nov 13 2009 9:05 PM

    My ex has Bo. Since Bo is sick, he wants to keep him for a little while before he dies. What a depressing comment lol
  • Nov 7 2009 7:44 AM

    This one's for you, I hope it cheers u up despite Evil prevailing


  • Nov 6 2009 3:07 PM

    How about...just the morphine? haha!
  • Nov 6 2009 4:01 AM

    haha!!!
    Well, she will be doing some work for the government on GTMO so she will be there for 9 months and not allowed to leave the base!
  • Nov 5 2009 12:12 AM

    NICE!!!! You crack me up.
    I am going to visit my mom tomorrow in Virginia :)
    She is moving to Cuba Dec. 1st!!!! But she can't leave the base lol...bummer!!!
  • Nov 2 2009 10:46 AM

    Aw that blows! Just think about the good ole days ;)
  • Nov 2 2009 2:48 AM

    I love the new poem haha! VERY nice!!! I can relate to that one haha
  • Nov 2 2009 2:47 AM

    omg that video was freaking hilarious! I have not laughed that loud in a long ass time!!!
  • Nov 2 2009 2:12 AM

    That is so perfect!!! Absolutely love it :)
  • Nov 2 2009 1:50 AM

    Haha! Man, see we ARE getting older! People ditching on Halloween!!! The HORROR! Well I am sure the touchy thing was better than nothing lol!!!
  • Nov 1 2009 10:21 AM

    Haha Na I still drink...just not as much as I used to! Old age is catching up with me lol
    How was your Halloween? I ended up only going out for a bit. Went to a party but it seemed like everyone was 10 yrs younger so then we went to a bar :)
  • Oct 31 2009 7:42 AM

    Oh@ aLBY....YOU always make me smile!!!!Thank you haha you are one of a kind ;)
  • Oct 31 2009 1:21 AM

    Aw you are so sweet! And nice videos haha!!!!
  • Oct 30 2009 11:46 PM

    Haha you nut. I am just going to be a little bit of a sexy witch....the obvious/easy costume! lol
  • Oct 30 2009 11:39 PM

    lol you goober! I was waiting for something outrageous from you lol
  • Oct 30 2009 10:33 PM

    You too munchkin! what are you going to be this Hallows Eve?
  • Oct 29 2009 7:11 PM

    I'm down, lets start packing right, NOW!
  • Oct 19 2009 6:32 PM

    The Jets are overrated, Sanchez will be good, but, honestly he doesn't really have that great of an arm, with that said, I do think that JaMarcus Russell gets a bad rap, he's not as bad as everyone makes him out to be, so I could see you guys maybe going on a run...repeat, maybe...
  • Oct 15 2009 12:31 AM

    I have completely quit watching baseball! I am bad lol!
    Professional drinker for you/with you? Haha! Might be too much for me! I am such a lightweight lately! I hardly drink anymore!!!!