This is the 3D me. Make your own, and we both get Coinz!
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Comic 3, on it's way!
Good show, bring it back!
The internet, Hentai, bikes, xbox, Doctor Who, Anime, art, and all that other whatnot.
Music
Rock, Metal, death metal, alternitive,Also, MUSE.
Movies
My version of GTA:SA
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is a National Geographic documentary of urban life in America written by Dr. Ian Malcom. Though some are concerned about the toned-down amount of sex, violence, drugs, and total disregard for human dignity portrayed in the game (when compared to real urban life in America), it is actually very popular among neoconservative Christians because the main character in GTA:SA, known as CJ, is actually Cyborg Jesus. The player's main goal in the game is to dispense justice to the unwashed heathens of the state of San Andreas. Cyborg Jesus accomplishes this through the use of numerous heavy weapons, various vehicles, and the pimp slap of death.
The storyline follows Cyborg Jesus, a person who recently escaped Reconstruction slavery/sharecropping, from his birth in a raw chewed up ghetto pussy, where his first words, "Give me Katrina's Fried Chickin'!!," were uttered when his mother, a slave whore, dropped him, to his resurrection in an overloaded and unsanitary public hospital. As the main story progresses, CJ uses increasingly powerful and deadly weapons, that he got from Harpers Ferry. The weapons included the Flamethrower of Satan and a rocket propelled grenade launcher that fires special holy water canisters that are surprisingly effective against helicopters. Another weapon is the dreadfull brainwashing "Call of the Rap Song." Where every black person/nigga within a 300 mile Baboom radius call can drag their black asses to fight the supreme arian race, contoled by the Prince Henery.
The story ends with Jesus being taken up to his pad in the sky by winged gangsters armed with Christian Jewellery, where waits the main boss battle versus your father and arch enemy "God" (played by Samuel L. Jackson. Yes, God is a Black transvestite. I'm surprised too). But then again you get to play as a black...
The boss battle is relatively easy as long as you dodge the soundwaves of oppressive and poverty cries. God occasionally uses his "special" where he skeets and pisses in your mouth... which attracts 14 year old hoe bitches with video cameras out of the closet.
I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
The True Story of this holiday exent: THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO the ice had made the globe invariable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop RIGHT HERE, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full Moon in front of a great red ape-- In Conclusion: Well you should have been listening cuz he said that the elves tried to unionize cuz Santa Ape was using their machines and then that turned into a war between the elves and machines, and the machines won, and then this here, this here where we're standing on, this is an elfin playground.
Graveyard! I Said Graveyard!
I started this in 8th grade, I finnaly got done with it a month ago, and I uploaded it. On this I was using a 3 year trial version of this art program I found on the internet, the good version of the software is $300.00, I'm not paying that. So I will not be doing projects like this again.
Television
Doctor Who, anything on SciFi, FLCL, or known as, FOOLY COOLY.
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Jan. 29, 2006
Happy Landfill Productions *Invader Mouse* Would give up forever to touch you, Cause he knows that you feel him somehow, You're the closest to heaven that he'll ever be. view more
About me:
Just Who Is Cthulhu, our soon to be executive officer?
The best answer to this question is found in Lovecraft's tale "The Call of Cthulhu". Cthulhu is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Cthulhu appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Cthulhu is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever.
In "Call of Cthulhu" our beloved leader is described in the following way:
It seemed to be a sort of monster, or symbol representing a monster, of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.
Also, it is described in another fashion in the following manner:
It represented a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopuslike head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing, which seemed instinct with a fearsome and unnatural malignancy, was of a somewhat bloated corpulence...
How do I pronounce our President Elect's name?
There are basically three different pronunciations that I have heard, other pronunciations being slight modifications on these.
The most commonly heard pronunciation is that suggested by Chaosium, makers of the "Call of Cthulhu" roleplaying game. On the back of many of their gaming products is printed the phrase, "Can you say kuh-THOOL-hoo?". (I pronounce it kuh-THOO-lhoo.)
Another pronunciation is that used by several Lovecraftian scholars. This form is based on Lovecraft's revision tales where Cthulhu is often referred to as "Clooloo" or "Clulu". Unfortunately, this form does not have a sound representing the "th" combination.
Lastly there is a compromise between these two. The "h" sounds are aspirated, thus the "th" is not as in "them" or "thin", but two separate sounds. The first four letters of the word are run together in something like a sneezing sound, "K't'hoo-lhoo".
According to H. P. Lovecraft:
"The actual sound - as nearly as human organs could imitate it or human letters record it - may be taken as something like Khlul'-hloo, with the first syllable pronounced gutturally and very thickly."
"The best approximation one can make is to grunt, bark, or cough the imperfectly formed syllables Cluh-Luh with the tip of the tongue firmly affixed to the roof of the mouth. That is, if one is a human being. Directions for other entities are naturally different."
From these quotes (taken from Lovecraft's letters), one might conclude that the second pronunciation mentioned above is the most correct of the three.
What propaganda should I read about the illustrious one?
According to a poll on alt.horror.cthulhu the five most recommended tales by H.P. Lovecraft are:
1. The Call of Cthulhu
2. The Shadow over Innsmouth
3. The Dunwich Horror
4. At the Mountains of Madness
5. Pickman's Model
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This weird trip I had
Love & Peace
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My mind type:
A friend took it, why can't I?
Who is YOUR Guardian Angel?
.::Nikolai::. Your Gaurdain Angel is the ever calm, peacemaker, Nikolai! The Gaurdian is the oldest and wisest(In experience not physical apperance) of the eight, holding a great deal of thought and ponderment in his rahter idealistic mind. Nikolai tends to choose the humans that lean towards the peaceful, day dreamers. Of course who isnt attracted to those who share so many charicteristics with themselves? Nikolai tends to be the least 'observant' of the Gaurdian, typically because he can easily be lost in his thoughts or daydreams. That being said he also tends to grant the biggest gifts and be the most forgiving of the eight. Being the content humanoid he is, Nikolai generally sticks to one look. Tall, around 5'11" with ebony hair falling just above his deep blue eyes. You lucky go with the flow people!
I need my own:
Some oldies on the pad.
Dreams rock.
Take that tv.
What? More Lego? Yes, and here it is:
I think the program is damn fine!
Is this who your cells will be friends with in the future? I think so.
Thought I should still keep my pencil skills sharp:
And another:
I'm figuring it out still.
Eyes, so many watching me.
Tell me what you think.
The logo:
Ken and I, no glasses, don't get me started why, but now I'm wearing contacts.
ZOMBIES!
Some work on Microsoft paint:
1. It's cool don't you think?
2. I like lines, they go places you don't.
Ash
The art work is an Happy Landfill Production, the company is Happy Landfill Productions
Yes, I have an intrest in U.F.O.s
SMILE!
some asked for art
some asked for art
more asked for art
more asked for art
You need any? Ask me.
Uploaded some art (Hand made, no computers for they will rebel agenst the human race untill 2267 when then child of fate was born, he led the humans to victory, he was crowned king. Here's the pics:
Alone
Sad
Viking
Sparten
Obey
G.I.R.
Ed Edd n' Eddy
My signature
Took a online test about me, here it is:
To follow the path:
look to the master,
follow the master,
walk with the master,
see through the master,
become the master.-------------------------------------
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