Derek

About me:

Likes, interests, beliefs and issues I support include, but are not limited to...

social justice, social responsibility, sociolorgies, compassion (hold the conservatism), hip hop, reading & writing (not arithmetic), equality, humility, anti-racism, feminism, vegetarianism, dialectical utopianism, militant agnosticism, verbal exhibitionism/voyeurism, onanism, ismism, whirled peas, pro-life/pro-choice, social awkwardness, subcultural capital, dub histories, buffets, out of print CD's, moisturizing my situation while preserving my sexy, Photobucket fishing, the paraurethral gland, musty books, color-blindness, wedding receptions, felines, squirrels, nuts, zippers?, spores, molds, fungus, robster craws, doing it for Johnny, facial hair, drunken photos, mass mooning, painting maps of Hawaii, Aneros, 12+, corsets, pear-shapedness, bare shoulders, pouty lips, up-do's, pigtails, eating alone, earth tones, birthstones, erogenous zones, double entendres, and last but not least...lists...

Things that suck include, but are not limited to...

race/class/(hetero)sex/size/etc-ism, hate/war/profit/fear/etc-mongering, (e. coli) conservatism, pessimism, charlatanism, narcissism, spite, immaturity, jealousy, condescension, conspicuous consumption, culture vultures, bookful blockheads, white whine, white bread (literally and figuratively), fair-weather friends, rude/inconsiderate/oblivious non-parents, childless parenting experts, weddings, people who can't be happy for others, people who can't love others for who they are, people who define themselves through their S/O, Wal-Mart, people who judge those that shop at Wal-Mart, elitists, people who are elitist toward elitists, people...