Adrianne Curry Online (adrianne-curry.net) is the largest and longest running fan site online today deticated to model and the very first America's Next Top Model winner and actress Adrianne Curry!
The site provides visitors with the largest online gallery containing more then 2,000 pictures including exclusive and high quality photos, tfl.org approved fanlisting where all fans can show thier support, and much more great content mixed of information and media which is all updated regularly.
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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself,"I really want a drink. " When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,"What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink. " The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It. ' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies. " The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX. " The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer. "
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!
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MPP doesn't encourage marijuana use. But our failed marijuana laws cost taxpayers billions of dollars a year, keep police from focusing on real crimes, and fail to keep marijuana away from kids. We believe it's time for a new approach-- taxation and regulation.
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