Spider Jerusalem conquers politics
Spider Jerusalem conquers politics You will all choke on my exploded brain-meat.

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Temple City, California
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GeneralChildren, animals, music, dance, Shakespeare, movies, satire, gowns, bracers, colors, dry humor, comics, theater, clubbing, gin and tonics, tequila, civil rights, politics, serendipity.
MusicCrass, Sublime, QUEEN!!!, Weezer, Ramones, Doors, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Etta James, Doo Wah Riders, Josie and the Pussycats, Aimee Mann, Arrogant Worms, Weird Al, Abba, AC/DC, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Garbage, Stephen Lynch, Shivaree, Shonen Knife, Morcheeba, Bob Marley, George Clinton, Everclear, Ween, Dolly Parton, show tunes, oldies, motown, r&b, reggae, punk, pop-punk, disco, funk, indie everything, comedy. I'm starting to get into the club musics again: industrial, house, trance, etc. Its been a while though.
MoviesKill Bill v.1&2, Rocky Horror, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, 28 Days Later, Blood in the Face, Lady Snowblood, The Apple, Fight Club, Wayne's World, the Ref, Battle Royale, the Princess Bride, This is Spinal Tap, Monty Python ANYTHING, Spiderman 1&2, X-Men 2, Underworld, Old School, Orgazmo, South Park: BLU, Cannibal! The Musical....far too many to list here...
TelevisionBuffy, Angel, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Daily Show, Crossballs....I don't watch as much telly as I used to. I love good cartoons though: Gargoyles, Freakazoid, Animaniacs, Road Rovers, Fairly Oddparents.
BooksY'know what? Im just gonna list authors:

Mark Twain, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, Alan Moore, Steve Dillon, Garth Ennis, Kurt Vonnegut, Orson Scott Card

Also a big fan of fairytales and folklore, as well as texts on historical persecution, in particular the Early Modern Period witch-hunts and Totalitarianism.
HeroesVimes. Granny Weatherwax. L7. Joss Whedon. Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Spider Jerusalem.
Groups: Subculture Music ExchangePeace & JusticeThe Flying Spaghetti Monster Is The True PathTwo CentsROBOT PEOPLESave your money, honey.Terry PratchettTHE JUST US LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY DEVIANTS

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Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Los Angeles
Body type:5' 10"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Educator of young, malleable minds

   Spider Jerusalem conquers politics's Schools
University Of California-Los Angeles
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Linguistics & Psychology (Child Dev)
Clubs: Shir Bruin, UCLA Shakespeare Reading & Performance Group
 

1999 to 2004
Monroe (james) High
Sepulveda, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Law and Government
Clubs: Academic Decathlon, Play Production, Smith Society, Amnesty International, Mock Trial, Speech and Debate, California Scholarship Federation, Junior Statesmen of America
 

1995 to 1999

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Audio Engineering Associates
Pasadena, CA US
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About me:
I hate it here. I hate the way it smells (except when you get into a fully residential quarter where people are predominantly first-gen American: the way people express their culture in their cooking is one of the few good reasons for being alive).

I hate the way it looks (except for the weird beauty that hits you in the eye every other second). I hate the way it thinks (except when it agrees with me). I hate the things it does to itself (except when it lets me do them).

I hate the way it loves me, and I hate the way it makes me feel.

I hate it here...but God help me, I can't imagine living anywhere else.



ID/Creationism:Science :: Holocaust Denial:History

Think of me as Jesus, coming down from the mountain to tell you what's what.
Who I'd like to meet:
I want to travel back in time and lop the goddamn heads off all your innocent mommies and daddies.

Come on. Tell me why you deserve to live. I mean, I know I've been away, and things have changed, all that. But there's absolutely no excuse for the behavior you've all been displaying since I came back

I am talking specifically about the extensive shrines set up outside my apartment building. I am talking about the two people who attempted to have sex in my shadow to guarantee conception. I am talking about the Conclave who scrabbled through the bag of garbage I couldn't get my Maker to use. I am talking about the people who stole my bathwater and drank it.

This is America. I want money for these things. I mean, I have some especially Holy underpants here, shattered and ruined by unusual stresses, and I can't let them go to a good cause for anything less than a hundred...



We live in a monoculture.

What does that mean? Well, go out to your street corner. You'll probably see a Long Pig stand, SPKF on a screen somewhere, an Angry Boy Dylan's Gun Store. You'll go into a record store and see new recordings by the usual suspects, maybe a special Space Culture display rack.

Go out onto a streetcorner in London and you'll see the same thing. Same in Prague. Same in Sao Paulo. Same in Osaka, and Grozny, and Tehran, and Jo'burg, and Hobart.

That's what a monoculture is. It's everywhere, and it's all the same. And it takes up alien cultures and digests them and shits them out in a homogeneous building-block shape that fits seamlessly into the vast blank wall of the monoculture.

This is the future. This is what we built. This is what we wanted. It must have been. Because we all had a fucking choice, didn't we? It is only our money that allows commercial culture to flower. If we didn't want to live like this, we could have changed it any time, by not fucking paying for it.

So let's celebrate by all going out and buying the same burger.



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Blank Redge

Blank Redge



Sep 21 2009 3:52 PM

K. Niss

K. Niss



Jul 12 2009 7:21 AM

its the same really. i mean, we had a drive in/sleepover in my backyard, so i can't say i feel wizened or mature. -_-
K. Niss

K. Niss



Jul 7 2009 7:47 AM

hows it going in la?
K. Niss

K. Niss



Jul 6 2009 5:51 PM

hey! =]
Jezebelle X

Jezebelle X



May 26 2009 9:08 PM

Happy graduation!! :D
The Hobo

The Hobo



May 26 2009 7:24 PM

Then don't wear white and come anyway :-)
The Hobo

The Hobo



May 26 2009 7:22 PM

Congrats!!! (even if I did have to read your bulletin to find out :-P)

We should meet up soon, yeah?
Michelle Hell

Michelle Hell



May 11 2009 3:24 AM

That many kids would drive me nutssssssss!
Michelle Hell

Michelle Hell



May 8 2009 3:25 AM

Nothing much. Working and doing Mom duties. My 2 kids are getting so big. They can drive me nuts sometimes!
Michelle Hell

Michelle Hell



May 7 2009 6:31 PM

I haven't seen you around in awhile. How have you been??
dARK rEFRAIN

Dark Refrain



Jan 13 2009 4:21 AM

Don’t miss the show of the year!
$10 general admission, $7 in a RHPS costume, CASH ONLY!!!
This is guaranteed to be the best bang for your entertainment buck.


Check out the newly refreshed dark refrain website at….

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or simply click on the banner below.




We will be having another show in Santa Ana on Jan 30th as well!
⏏ parachute!

Querika Maria Sinsemilla



Jan 6 2009 5:58 AM

hello my friend!

i am thirsty
Blank Redge

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Jan 1 2009 3:02 PM

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Dec 10 2008 3:20 PM

zomg! Too much awesome for one video... XD

Blank Redge

Blank Redge



Dec 10 2008 2:30 PM

mmmcookies... nom nom nom...
Ms L

Ms L



Nov 27 2008 5:16 PM

Happy Thanksgiving!
your word is FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

your word is FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION



Nov 23 2008 11:01 PM

LOL. i thank you.
=P
Michelle Hell

Michelle Hell



Nov 18 2008 7:50 PM

LOL you need a few zombies to brighten your days!
Michelle Hell

Michelle Hell



Nov 18 2008 1:23 AM

Hey Spider! How have you been?
Blank Redge

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Nov 13 2008 6:52 PM

DJ Jedi

DJ Jedi



Oct 24 2008 5:22 PM

I posted a response to your comment on my blog. Thanks again for stopping by.

Peace.
⏏ parachute!

Querika Maria Sinsemilla



Oct 22 2008 3:59 PM

your blogs are entertaining to read, which is good. ya know, as opposed to being unentertaining, which is bad.
Blank Redge

Blank Redge



Oct 14 2008 10:38 PM

...and what's a birthday without a little action?...



^_^

Happy birthday and happy anniversary, love.
:)
Jezebelle X

Jezebelle X



Oct 14 2008 9:58 PM

Have a happy birthday!!
Michelle Hell

Michelle Hell



Oct 14 2008 4:24 PM

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