Brock Samson
Brock Samson
Brock Samson "Walking Swedish Murder Machine"

Male
42 years old
New York
United States



Last Login: 12/8/2009
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    Brock Samson's Interests
General

Women
Muscle Cars (RIP Adrian, my '69 Charger)
Family
Killing
Smoking
Drinking
Fighting
Exercise
Herb Gardens
Minnesota Vikings
Martial Arts
Music

Led Zeppelin
early Rolling Stones
Rush (up to Moving Pictures)
Black Sabbath (until Ozzy left)
Dio
Movies

The Iron Giant. I could really relate to it.
Television

Rockford Files
Kung-Fu
Elimi-date.
Books

Owner's Manual, 1969 Dodge Charger. Informative in a punchy, brisk, economical prose style.
Heroes

General ____________(name censored in accordance with the Patriot Act). He backed me during that court martial thing when I was at Ft. (name censored in accordance with the Patriot Act) and then, years later, as I held what was left of his head, his last words on this earth were the best advice I've ever gotten from anyone. They never leave me.

Colonel Hunter Gathers...the man was like a father to me.

Race Bannon was one of the best agents OSI had to offer and a good friend. RIP.
Groups: The Venture CompoundThe Venture Bros.[adult swim]Diehard Neptunes Fans!LED ZEPPELIN FANATICS ONLY!Venture BrothersBrock Samson CultThe Venture Bros.

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     Brock Samson's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Omaha, Nebraska
Body type:6' 7" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Some college
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

   Brock Samson's Companies
U.S. Marines
US
Marine

198?-198?
Office of Secret Intelligence
Washington DC, US
Clearance Level 8
Agent

198? - August 2008



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I'm former Agent Brock Samson. I was born to a single mother in Omaha, Nebraska in the early 1960s, but I grew up in Minnesota. I'm half Swedish, a quarter Polish, and a quarter Winnebago Indian. I have one brother. I joined the army when I was kicked out of college my freshmen year. Eventually, I was approached my government agents which led to me working as an agent with the Office of Secret Intelligence for some years. I did spy work investigating The Guild of Calamitous Intent until we had a little mishap. Then, I was assigned to protect the Venture family in "Operation Rusty's Blanket." I did that until just recently. After being hunted by some of the world's top assassins and putting up with all the weirdness I could handle, I quit. I probably owe my life to Hunter Gathers and Molotov Cocktease. Led Zeppelin is the best band ever in existence.





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Sarah

S. S.



Dec 8 2009 3:26 PM

Look away! thanx 4 the add!!!!


"Monarch, Im takin' your fuckin' car!"    BOOM!    lmao! LOve The Venture Bros.!!!!
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Dec 1 2009 12:38 AM

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Nov 29 2009 2:59 AM

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Nov 24 2009 2:42 PM

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Nov 17 2009 2:57 PM

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Nov 14 2009 12:07 AM

Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride!

There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com.

Edward Lee called THE 13TH "A double-barreled shotgun blast of macabre entertainment -- an expert amalgamation of grotesquerie, eroticism, mystery, and pitch-black occult horror that no fan of the genre can miss."

And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."




Tara

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Nov 13 2009 5:11 AM

Come back!
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OptivioN



Nov 3 2009 2:52 PM


 
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Oct 31 2009 5:47 AM

happy halloween you big swedish murdercake! hahahahha.

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Oct 29 2009 6:07 PM

Look cLoseLy........

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happyhaLLoween

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Dawn Venture



Oct 28 2009 4:22 AM

hey brock thanx for the comment and yes iam being a good girl . dawn v
RAIL

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Oct 25 2009 5:58 PM

go team venture

Dawn Venture



Oct 23 2009 1:16 PM

hey brock this is dawn  whats going on with you are you  doing good . your friend dawn v
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Oct 20 2009 2:20 PM



QuantcastThanks for the ADD.  M Sky
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Oct 20 2009 4:15 AM





DOC SAVAGE !!

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Oct 20 2009 2:07 AM

Looks like season 4 will be a good one
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Oct 11 2009 1:02 PM

Hello Friend.

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Kräma

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Oct 5 2009 4:19 AM

After The Rain marks a very special moment...

... the sky is clearing, tender sunrays strike one's skin again, the air is fresh and clean and sometimes one can even watch a rainbow.

This situation represents pretty much the musical atmosphere of Krama's second album: Mighty bass structures form a clean and solid foundation, on which sunny melodies swash out of trancy depths, accompanied by forcing rhythm structures. Since 2001, Dimitris Violitzis and Elias Garanis from Greece have constantly developed their very own definition of Power Progressive Trance.

The epic flow of their music is inspired by their musical background, which includes minimal Progressive Trance on the one hand but also classical and Celtic music, New Age sounds and even some Metal.

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Oct 3 2009 2:55 AM

I love you Brock Samson, you big blond haired butter cream frosted murder cake!!!!!
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Oct 1 2009 12:49 AM

brock fuckin samson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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