Brock Samson
Brock Samson
"Walking Swedish Murder Machine"

Male
41 years old
New York
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
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    Brock Samson's Interests
General

Women
Muscle Cars (RIP Adrian, my '69 Charger)
Family
Killing
Smoking
Drinking
Fighting
Exercise
Herb Gardens
Minnesota Vikings
Martial Arts
Music

Led Zeppelin
early Rolling Stones
Rush (up to Moving Pictures)
Black Sabbath (until Ozzy left)
Dio
Movies

The Iron Giant. I could really relate to it.
Television

Rockford Files
Kung-Fu
Elimi-date.
Books

Owner's Manual, 1969 Dodge Charger. Informative in a punchy, brisk, economical prose style.
Heroes

General ____________(name censored in accordance with the Patriot Act). He backed me during that court martial thing when I was at Ft. (name censored in accordance with the Patriot Act) and then, years later, as I held what was left of his head, his last words on this earth were the best advice I've ever gotten from anyone. They never leave me.

Colonel Hunter Gathers...the man was like a father to me.

Race Bannon was one of the best agents OSI had to offer and a good friend. RIP.
Groups: The Venture CompoundThe Venture Bros.[adult swim]Diehard Neptunes Fans!LED ZEPPELIN FANATICS ONLY!Venture BrothersBrock Samson CultThe Venture Bros.

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     Brock Samson's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Omaha, Nebraska
Body type:6' 7" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Some college
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

   Brock Samson's Companies
U.S. Marines
US
Marine

198?-198?
Office of Secret Intelligence
Washington DC, US
Clearance Level 8
Agent

198? - August 2008



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I'm former Agent Brock Samson. I was born to a single mother in Omaha, Nebraska in the early 1960s, but I grew up in Minnesota. I'm half Swedish, a quarter Polish, and a quarter Winnebago Indian. I have one brother. I joined the army when I was kicked out of college my freshmen year. Eventually, I was approached my government agents which led to me working as an agent with the Office of Secret Intelligence for some years. I did spy work investigating The Guild of Calamitous Intent until we had a little mishap. Then, I was assigned to protect the Venture family in "Operation Rusty's Blanket." I did that until just recently. After being hunted by some of the world's top assassins and putting up with all the weirdness I could handle, I quit. I probably owe my life to Hunter Gathers and Molotov Cocktease. Led Zeppelin is the best band ever in existence.





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rock my ass





Jul 15 2009 9:40 AM

Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock


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Jul 15 2009 5:46 AM

Please help Walter Koenig, "Chekov from Star Trek TOS", Get His Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! Walter has been nominated for his star and waltersstar.com has raised the money to manufacture and install the star (Thanks!). All Walter needs now is the votes of the Walk of Fame Committee.
  Write to the Walk of Fame Committee a polite letter in your own words, why you think Walter should have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. These NEED to be letters from each individual fan in the fan's own words. Not copies, Not form letters, Not chain letters.
Walk of Fame Committee
c/o Hollywood Chamber of Commerce
7018 Hollywood Boulevard, 2nd Floor
Hollywood, CA 90028






http://www.walterkoenigsite.com/waltersstar.html

This is my blog about me talking to Walter Koenig at TrekFest about his star:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=113853884&blogId=498707666

Live long and prosper!
FCAPT Gary Barclay Chief Security Officer USS Endeavour @ www.ussendeavour.net
Starbase 06 CO @ sb06.starfleet-command.com
Starfleet Command Q1 Deputy Chief Of Public Affairs @ www.starfleet-command.com
www.starbaseindy.com
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Jul 14 2009 4:34 AM

August Sky





Jul 13 2009 5:18 PM

KEEP IT ROCKIN-  AUGUST SKY.
KottonKanDi





Jul 13 2009 3:23 PM

So when are we running away together? Oh ya so I have been thinking about how you should not have quit your job. Come on dude, seriously :)
Giskard





Jul 5 2009 12:34 AM


Giskard






Hillary





Jul 4 2009 3:44 PM

Broc-odile!
Chess Technique





Jul 2 2009 9:38 AM

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Jun 26 2009 7:50 PM

Please Mr. Samson... teach me
Carl





Jun 25 2009 3:01 AM

Best part? Turns out www.getyourbasketballon.com is a real site. And what a sight it is.

Resurrection Mary





Jun 24 2009 11:37 PM

It's Great to have you Brock Samson as a friend,
Hope you enjoyed watching our Movie trailer of
Resurrection Mary
Visit the web site and
You can see another clip of the film.

www.resurrectionmarythemovie.com

Wishing you a Great Week,
Have a Ton of Fun
Pamela Jean
x





Jun 24 2009 5:18 PM

thanks for the add
Victor





Jun 24 2009 8:47 AM

John... Bonham... Rocks... ;-)

Thanks for the add.
Cemetery Man





Jun 21 2009 7:17 PM

Happy Fathers Day!

sand castle hate Pictures, Images and Photos
Triana





Jun 19 2009 11:01 PM

EVERYONE ADD ME!~ Triana O.

Thanks Mr. Samson!
DAYV DEATH





Jun 1 2009 8:19 AM

DUUUUUDE!!!!
:)
{-.-} Skull King {-.-}





May 27 2009 8:23 PM

SShhhh cough cough =X
{-.-} Skull King {-.-}





May 12 2009 5:28 PM

LF Work!! >=D
~Lis~





May 9 2009 9:53 PM

Your hot, how can me get some of that! lol.
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May 6 2009 10:03 AM

Brock rules! :)

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May 6 2009 7:13 AM

Thank you for the add, my friend. <3
ROSKO





May 3 2009 3:31 PM

Hey.
Hyndrix





Apr 30 2009 7:59 PM

You're my BFF ;)
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Apr 28 2009 4:19 AM

Wtf! Man even in the 3 dimensional world you still get ass! You get hella props from me on that one but dont leave the family even if your not the bodygaurd your still a big part of them plus they will probly die
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Apr 23 2009 11:16 PM

MY NEW B13 TRIBUTE MUSIC VIDEO! ENJOY!!
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