Well, you of course. But in order to become an Adventurers Club member, you will need to complete the three part New Member Induction Ceremony, starting with:
The official Adventurers Club handshake:
Take your right hand and place it horizontal to your solar plexus, fingers splayed. Give a few fishy waves. Lift your hand up and take a pretend drink from an invisible glass in your hand. Raise your hand to the heavens and yell out "Kungaloosh!"
The official Adventurers Club creed:
We climb the highest mountains, just to get a better view
We plumb the deepest oceans, because we're daring through and through
We cross the scorching desert, martini in our hand
We ski the polar icecaps, in tuxedo looking grand
We are reckless, brave and loyal
And valiant to the end
If you come in here a stranger
You will exit as a friend
(give the club salute!) KUNGALOOSH!
The official Adventurers Club theme song:
Marching along we're adventurers
Singing the song of adventurers
Up or Down
North, South, East or West
An adventurers life is best.
And while you're here you will want to meet the Permanent Club Members:
Club President Pamelia Perkins
Club Treasurer Otis Throckmorton Wren
Club Curator Fletcher Hodges
Club Aviator Hathaway Browne
Jungle Exploress Samantha Sterling
Jr. Adventurer from Sandusky, Ohio, Emil Bleehall
Graves the Butler
Sunny, Yvette, Sugar, Beaulah, Kiki, etc. the Maid
and their friends: Colonel Critchlow Sutchbench, Arnie & Claude,
Beezle the Genie, Goddess Babylonia, Club Organist Fingers Zambeezie, the Yakoose, and thank you for keeping the drinks coming, "Nash" the bartender.
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