Ivanna Destroya
"this is not a test"

Female
27 years old
Lakewood, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2008
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    Ivanna Destroya's Interests
GeneralFlat Track Rollerderby, Sparks, electromagnetic lock picking, cute boys, drunken wrestling, gofugyourself, Krav Maga, watching "movies", cryptology, jumping on beds, assassination, vodka, ketchup, punching you in the face.
MusicAFI, Against Me!, Alexisonfire, Alkaline Trio, Atreyu, The Cure, Death By Stereo, Dropkick Murphy's, Le Tigre, Millencolin, NOFX, No Doubt, Pennywise, Pulley, Rancid, Rise Against, Social Distortion, Strike Anywhere, S.T.U.N., Thrice, Tiger Army, The Facials, The Killers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, just to name a few.
MoviesDonnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Harry Potter, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Zoolander, Old School, Life As A House, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Little Miss Sunshine, House of Flying Daggers
Televisionwho's got time for that?
HeroesMikhail T. Kalashnikov, and this dog: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

     Ivanna Destroya's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St. Petersburg, Russia
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Rollergirl/Spy

   Ivanna Destroya's Companies
Burning River Rollergirls
Cleveland, Ohio US


Currently Smashin' Skulls
Russian Gov't
RU
Assassin
KGB

1995-2005



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   Ivanna Destroya's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a member of the Burning River Roller Girls, Cleveland's FIRST all women flat track rollerderby league. I skate for The Hellbombers, 2007 BRRG CHAMPIONS, and the Burning River All Stars. When I'm not skating, thinking about skating, or thinking about how I think too much about skating, I can be found hanging out at The Garage Bar. Born (but not raised) in St. Petersburg, Russia. I've traveled to Brazil, Morocco, Tawain, Virginia, Kiev, and Prague just to name a few. Fluent in Russian, English, French, Taiwanese, Mandarin, Arabic, Japanese, Italian, Hungarian, Uzbek, Urdu, German, and Spanish. I'm good with guns and explosives ;) ..

Who I'd like to meet:
BRRG Bout 2

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Ivanna Destroya has 662 friends.
 Burning River Roller Girls 


 The Hellbombers 


 Claire 


 CoCo Sparx *BRRG Hellbomber 4 Lyfe* 


 ida bitter 


 Slaughterama Mama HELLBOMBERS * B*R*R*G 


 MILFinator ~B*R*R*G~ 


 Angel N. Shadows ~B*R*R*G~ 


 HANNAH BULL 8 seconds 


 TarahLynne 


 mommys little monster ~B*R*R*G~ 


 Johnny Flop 


 Sadistic Sadie *CRG* 


 kikki's fury ~B*R*R*G~ 


 Damnasty International 


 Primp Daddy 


 Tootie Tinwhistle aka Selector JoshD 


 The Validator ~B*R*R*G~ 


 Skank Williams ~B*R*R*G~ 


 t.error 





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kikki's fury ~B*R*R*G~





Jul 7 2008 11:46 AM

weekend memories:

"i'm really fun"
"speaking of fun- where are my pants?"
"wanna ride fixy on the oregon trail?" (reply: "what time?")
"kikki, i think your neighbors are smoking weed" (reply: "candy, it's the person sitting next to you")
"who wants my box?"
"kikki is not that drunk, but she is so cool."
"bring me toothpaste!!!!"
"no-pants destroya loves clean teeth"
"sparkle stick!!!!"
"if we were gay you'd be a catch. but, you're friend-catch!"
"we ARE sex and the city!"
"el icono BADASSCRAWDADDY"2.1/2K


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Jul 2 2008 11:55 AM

Thanks for the Add!
Check out my derby Pics!
Alex Murder





Jun 29 2008 6:35 PM

Thanks! Today was a little rough (after last night). It seems the human body is not meant to consume that much alcohol in such a short period of time! Oh yeah...you ladies kicked ass!
Marv Illis!!





Jun 29 2008 8:48 AM

Tried saying bye on our way out but you disappeared. Checked the box, weren't there. Pretty sure you were the first girl I saw go there. I guess that's what you get when you try to bribe a ref. = P
Thanks for having us, maybe see you next time.
Johnny Flop





Jun 26 2008 10:18 PM

The Wii has taken over our lives. Me and Sarah have spent every available moment playing it. Life is good. By the way the record is 3-0 in tennis between the two of us.
You better bring your A game!
Broken Cherry®





Jun 26 2008 7:17 AM

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Thanks for your support!



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Sadistic Sadie *CRG*





Jun 23 2008 9:54 PM

I can't believe your calling off the wedding! How could you do this to me? I'm devastated! Is it because I'm a meatatarian?
Celia Graves


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Jun 23 2008 9:21 PM

I wish you could come down and watch me pivot for the first time!!!

July 19, 2008-DCRG v Bleeding Heartland
Erik[SR]// The 4 String Samurai





Jun 21 2008 9:00 AM

My band, Affiance has our CD release show tonight at the Agora Ballroom.

It would be great if all my friends made an effort to come

Check us out at myspace. com/affiancemusic
Celia Graves


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Jun 19 2008 4:40 PM

how you be girl?
Johnny Flop





Jun 17 2008 6:56 PM

left all alone this weekend.
I guess I'll have to just flop all by myself
kikki's fury ~B*R*R*G~





Jun 16 2008 6:15 AM

i can't braid my hair without thinking about destroya....
"el icono BADASSCRAWDADDY"2.1/2K


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Jun 13 2008 3:07 PM

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Hey Ivanna Destroya, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


i HAVE JUST PURCHASED THE "most kick~ass clevelad rollergirl" NOE GO DO WHAT YOU DO BEST! DESTROY! DESTROY IVANNA DESTROYER! MU..HA HAAA HAAAAAAA!

DRESSDERBY.com





Jun 11 2008 2:16 PM

Visit Our Website!
Please God Save Us





Jun 6 2008 1:41 PM

thanks for the add



"please god, save us from your followers"
new book to be released on the fourth of july
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Kent Smith





Jun 2 2008 10:50 PM

I will bring more Peppermint Puffs on Saturday.
Kat A Killzem





Jun 2 2008 1:09 PM

No :( I need to find a derby sugar momma who will fund all my derby craziness!
Plus our league didn't get in. So we will be back in Milwaukee that weekend playing BrewCity.
Kat A Killzem





Jun 2 2008 6:28 AM

Picture of the mustache brigade!
Photobucket
t.error





May 30 2008 1:51 PM

YES!!!!!
kikki's fury ~B*R*R*G~





May 29 2008 7:43 AM

want a cookie? want a blanket? you sure??
JEREMIE





May 28 2008 4:36 PM

Hey Ivanna Destroya, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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t.error





May 27 2008 2:26 PM

yeah!!! can't wait to hang out with you again! twas fun!
Kat A Killzem





May 27 2008 8:13 AM

Yea for new derby friends! Viva la Sharpie Mustache! :)
Sadistic Sadie *CRG*





May 27 2008 5:00 AM

I miss your face!
Hannah Barbaric *Cincinnati Rollergirl*





May 26 2008 2:51 PM

Don't make me drive to Cleveland and kick 'yo ass. 'Cause I will. I did change them, stupid myspace didn't save the changes. It's gone now. Though I did contemplate leaving the "I love turkey legs" up.
Derek Hess Art Shows





May 22 2008 11:05 AM

TOMORROW!

ART FUR ANIMALS
Annual Benefit for the Friends of the Cleveland Kennel

When: This Friday, May 23 from 7-10 pm
Support Cleveland's homeless & neglected animals,
while enjoying amazing art, music, food, drinks & MORE!

Where: The Galleria, 1301 East 9th St., Cleveland

- Limited Edition custom designed ceramic dogs
by over 20 talented Cleveland artists!

- Dozens of gallery quality art work up for bid in silent and live auctions!
Artists include BASK, Dana Depew, Derek Hess, Jay Ryan, Douglas Max Utter, Steve Ehret, Kristen Cliffel, George Kocar and MANY MORE!!
(See website for complete list of contributing artists)

- Music performances from Martini 5-0 & DJ Neil Chastain!

- Win GREAT raffle prizes!

Complimentary appetizers & provided by Dish catering
Donation only bar: Wine & beer included with admission!


Friends and fun gathered to enjoy amazing art & benefit a wonderful cause!

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Tickets: $12 in advance, $15 at the door
(Purchase advance tickets at www. friendsofclevelandkennel. com)
Street parking FREE. $3 parking available at the Galleria!

Proceeds benefit the homeless, neglected and abused animals at the City of Cleveland Kennel.
**~Erin~**





May 20 2008 7:41 AM

Miss you tons too!!! I think I have your dental record imprinted on my shoulder!! ha.
That was your idea to bite each other!!
Rich





May 20 2008 5:02 AM

Hey Ivanna Destroya, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!


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kikki's fury ~B*R*R*G~





May 19 2008 10:21 AM

zygote mama can bust a move! maybe not as good as that 12 year old above the garage, but you can teach our zygotes a thing or 2...
kill basa~all around super (duper) awesome girl~





May 18 2008 8:38 PM

thanks for having me!
(not like you really had a choice!)

xoxo
ida bitter





May 18 2008 9:32 AM

haha you are so mean! great game captain my captain...
Kat





May 14 2008 2:17 PM

Hey! Good luck on Saturday! You're going to kick ass. Working on my bros; so drunk johnny and angry tommy may be in effect.
Skank Williams ~B*R*R*G~





May 5 2008 3:23 PM

I'm staring you down with my big googley eyes!
kikki's fury ~B*R*R*G~