"Every man must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog."
Music
"And if the water dries, the ground shakes and the sky turns black;
If it was all over this minute, this second, is there something that you’d regret...
If we were written as a story...
actors portrayed us in a movie...
Our lives sung in a song on the radio...
Would it make you want to sing along...
Would it show us all a reason to stay strong...
Against Me!- Ed is Sexy
Movies
Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this s**t!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!
Television
Pinky: Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?
Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.
Pinky: What's free-market capitalism?
Brain: Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.
Books
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way."
Heroes
"How about those people who don't need sleep, what are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are."
About me: The police often question me, because they think I'm interesting. There is a sandwich named after me on every continent. The only reason I have a phone book is so I can tear it in half. If a monument were built after me, Mt. Rushmore would close due to poor attendance. I once punched a magician...thats right, you heard me. When i order a salad, I don't get the dressing on the side, I get it right there on top of the salad...where it belongs, where there is no turning back.
Who I'd like to meet: Well, at first I said "i don't know who i want to meet" but then in a flash of brilliance and inspiration... I thought: Chazz Reinholt (the god), Jarred from Subway(the millionaire), jerry springer (the moron), nostradamus (the genius), uncle sam (the bastard), buddha (the fat guy), ace ventura (the slick SoB) , Sir Ron Burgendy (the king of television), the fat kid from 'What's Happening,' the Olsen twins(before the eating disorders), the guy who wrote 'Catcher in the Rye,' Nat King Cole, Carrot Top, Jay-Z, Weird Al Yankovic, Harry Potter, if he existed, the whore on the street corner, your mother, and a leprechaun...i think that about covers it.
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sooooooo i cant wait to see you! cause i need my fix of relaxing with some interesting political talk... and a fun filled evening =) haha if i can come down with amy soon i will! if not we are planning that hiking trip...and the bouldering/camping trip at joshua tree =) i hope all is well! i miss you!! xoxo <3
im stoked im stoked im stoked im stoked im stoked cant wait till you guys get here get here get here get here...im amped im amped im amped im ampeddddddddddddd
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hey jenkins... what up, how ya been?? =]
o man that was fricken funny man haha
still repin the LiB! nice
Atlas Graffiti Documentary
sooooooo i cant wait to see you!
cause i need my fix of relaxing with some interesting political talk... and a fun filled
evening =) haha if i can come down with amy soon i will! if not we are planning that hiking trip...and the bouldering/camping trip at joshua tree =) i hope all is well! i miss you!! xoxo <3
glad ur back. now i need to head down ur direction
i cant deny it...
i miss ya.
and your sexyness.
hahaha
Joe Mack is getting married?!?!?!
what a fag
come homeeee =)
i miss you!
ur probably sleeping in some forest right now but just wanted to say whats up
much better =) hahaaa
i third that.....then again you guys would prob just tell me not to speak hahha
but too bad!
ill second that which ryan has spoken. haha
u gotta trick on ur top friends there man...haha
lookin forward to seein you brotherr...
yaaaaaaaaaa boyyyyyy! all fresh w. the new blackberrrry
mr bojangles...long time my friend. hows it goin?
Tag ur it!(read my blog) you better do it too!
miss you tons brother. see you this weekend hopefully
you dont know how much i miss you and im drunk. love u doof
im stoked im stoked im stoked im stoked im stoked cant wait till you guys get here get here get here get here...im amped im amped im amped im ampeddddddddddddd
Happy valentines day
cant wait till you come home brotherrrr!
hey man,
first off...happy new year
second...how are you?
third...mike is coming out? awesome. party.
miss u man have a good christmas, malikilikimaka haha. come stay with me