Adult Swim, 'Angel' perfume, Anything by David Wain, art, blue, cats, cheesy Halloween decorations, coloring books, horror movies, fake blood, fast food, forensics, frustrating people, innocence, Kids In The Hall, killer robots, lemon-lime sodas, literacy, Sephora, mexican wedding cookies, museums, offensive jokes, orchestras, piercings, scars, sexual tension, sexual innuendos, stars, sushi, tattoos, Tenacious D, winters, YouTube, zombies, using big words at awkward times, movies that keep me guessing and make me think, live shows that give me goosebumps, holding hands, the eternal search for my non-existent soul mate, laughing at you, laughing at myself.
Being touched by strangers, bros and bro chicks, chatterboxes, collagen lips, drug users, sloppy drunks, ebonics, gin, lack of interest, Americans with a loose grasp on the English language, possums, most 'reality' TV, sex forums, standing in lines, summers, vegans, yellow, uncomfortable silences, people who don't leave messages, when pornstars are let out of their cages, the necessity to feel loved, people who thought 'Napoleon Dynamite' was hilarious
Movies
Television
Books
Heroes
"Success is how far you bounce once you've hit rock bottom" (General George S. Patton)
Featured in Gothic Beauty, Revolver, Tattoo Magazine, Barelyevil.com, Blueblood.net, also done runway, performance art and music videos. Worked with several photographers in the goth/fetish community, 6 years experience.
Music Videos extra work:
Avenged Sevenfold, Angels & Airwaves, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, My Chemical Romance, Head Automatica, Combichrist, The Dreaming,
Shirley Levi, Papa Roach,
Bullet For My Valentine, The Rasmus, American Eyes
Merch girl. Magazine assistant editor. Psuedo-model. B-movie actress. Z-list celebrity. Passive hype-girl. Lover of all things spooky. Ran out of mysterious self descriptions
(From time to time, I do promote with this account. Don't be annoyed if you see bulletins about bands, movies or comedians. It's for your own good. Listen to me. I'm looking out for your best interests.)
I'm obsessed with zombies. Gonna eat yo' brains.
I'm secretly a hopeless romantic.
I'm a sucker for tattoos.
I love the color blue more than you do.
I love horror movies. A lot.
Cockroaches are my friends.
I am one giant ball of quirks.
I quote movies. All the time.
I spend more of my time and energy talking about bands I do like, rather than bands I think suck. Maybe you should do the same?
I'm a sucker for comedy clubs
I love making out.
I love karaoke.
I'm proud to be from Texas, but never want to live there again.
I believe that Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets are one of the world's most perfect foods.
(Read my rants and watch me ramble about my life.)
(Check out my media resume and oggle photos of me!)
Hello beautiful, stopping by & wishing you a happy & safe Fourth of July Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
you are so cute. i wanna wear your panties while we go for a coffee. then i wanna take you home and bake some pancakes and make you bikinis out of the pancakes.
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