Agent of Evil Films
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Don't you ever scratch your balls?!!!
Male
30 years old
K-town,
Canada
Last Login: 6/24/2008
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Agent of Evil Films's Film Bio
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| Influences | Uh, we don't know what we were on...lots of candy? | | Directors | Mike Bauman, Michael Faust | | Awards | Charlie Award! For something! | | Festivals | None! | | Professional Affiliations | Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi, Your mother! |
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Agent of Evil Films's Interests
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| General | Movies. Wine. Cigars. Oatmeal. | | Movies | Arkanas Zombie Massacre, Silicon Based Beings from Planet-X
Arkansas Zombie Massacre Pt: 2 :Revenge of the Redneck, War Is Hell!, The Package, American Mutilator, Ahhh, Dinosaur!, Spacebugs From Space!, Ahhhnother Dinosaur (aka Ahhh, Dinosaur 2), Don't Go Near the Water!, American Mutilator Pt: 2, The Backyard Barbacue Massacre. | | Television | We suggest you watch it. A lot! | | Books | We prefer novelizations. | | Heroes | We look to ourselves for inspiration. |
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Agent of Evil Films's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | K-town | | Body type: | 0' 1" / Body builder | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Filmakers | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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| Films: 1 |
Total Plays: 166 |
Plays Today: 0 |
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Run Time:
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Plays:
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About me:
Agent of Evil Films (whose birth pains were painful and arousing) began life many years ago as Snot Shot Productions, when filmmakers Mike Bauman and Michael Faust took a screen-ed course in a fine high school somewhere. Under this title, the incredibly attractive writer/producer/director duo began production on what would infamously become known as the ultimate experience in grueling zombie terror. A classy picture by name of Arkansas Zombie Massacre starring the incredibly "some sort of positive remark goes here" Derek "Big D" Evers! The picture (a three and half minute spectacle of awesome!) was massive hit with audiences around the room. With such a momentous victory of mammoth (I/E: Big D!) proportions they huddled together, speaking in strained whispers and decided a deluxe sequel/remake was called for. But! ...not before they began production on their second feature, a sci-fi epic in the tradition of knarely, to become known as...Silicon Based Being from Planet-X! Sexy, we know! Anyhoo, t'was a short animated creature feature which detailed the account of alien invasion and the destruction of Earth no less...and the use of the most advanced, most hardcorest, and most sexy technology available (to us, anyway) at the time! Mario Paint! With Mario Paint the sexy duo created what has been hailed as "the greatest fucking flick I've ever have the pleasure to masturbate to" by The Death Bee Review. The picture, which showcased music by Marilyn Manson was (of course) a huge success and garnered some sort of award or attention or something, we don't know. Not to be shaken by their newfound celebrity (not to mention flocks of screaming girls!) the handsomely dashing and physical fit duo began work on what would be their first "troubled" production. The sequel/remake to the mega-hit Arkansas Zombie Massacre titled...Arkansas Zombie Massacre Pt:2! Unfortunately, this production ground to halt when writer/producer/director/actor/sex machine Mike Bauman couldn't summon a decent southern accent, and thus only the trailer of this amazing thing of rad was completed. Now, having experienced both the ups and the downs (not to mention the groupies) of the biz, the well-toned, Bruce Lee-esk filmmakers decided not to hand in the towel (just yet!) and went into production on a film that pushed the boundaries of screen-ed violence and profanity. What was this picture called, you ask? War in Hell! Starring Travis Kell, actor extraordinary, in what was hailed as "the film Apocalypse Now could've been if that fat fuck, nasty toothed ape Francis Ford Coppola had the balls or the talent!" by The Death Bee Review. The film was their biggest hit yet, arousing audiences and teachers everywhere and set these filmmakers up as the "best thing since, oh, I don't know...Orson Wells, maybe". In the years since a number of features were made including Spacebugs From Space (starring Rob Butcher), Don't Go Near the Water (starring some people), The Metal-head Zombie Massacre and more!!! Although, now defunct, you have not seen the last of Agent of Evils films!!! Maybe!
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