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---------------------------------------------------- / / / myspace.com/agustusthelefant mail@agustusthelefant.com Imagine yourself... wealthy, attractive, healthy, exceptionally brilliant... then snap out of it because you realize you've just described in perfect description Agustus thElefant, also known to some as Peabody, Boss Nova, Gusto Rock, Gusto Brainiac, Dialekt, Mad Kat, Johnny 5 etc.. Imagine this... that every ounce of energy you've ever put into running your mouth, talking smack, bragging, stretching pointless truths to fill your shallow insecurity of identity, might bring you face to face with Agustus just close enough to get smashed in your mouth. Now.. imagine this.. your a washed up dime a dozen rapper with delusions of self proclaimed talent. You send Agustus thElefant an email asking Agustus to make a spot light appearance on your album.. You go on and on and on and on and on about how your one of the most talented emcees in the last decade and deserve self absorbed fortune and obsessional materials. Agustus thElefant invites you over to make music and when you finally make it to his house he and his friends place you in a burlap sack and beat you with 5 dollar foot longs from subway until you suffer a horrible plundering death. Lost Tribe Bitch. Imagine how you would feel when you ask Agustus thElefant to preview your new promo cd and he uses it as a beer coaster at the bar. Imagine the sting when you find Agustus thElefant in bed with your mom. Think about Agustus thElefant taking your sons lunch money and spending it at the local laundry mat. Imagine Agustus thElefant dry heaving at first sight of your new girlfriend. Think of all these things and lie to yourself, saying "Agustus is a d prick"... and realize your a big fat stupid liar with an ugly face...