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Nick Stevens, Man-Child's Interests
General
Comedy...Football...Movies...Beer...Baseball...Writing...Gameshows...Snacks...Theater...Food...Acting...Cocktails...Reading...Beer...Radio... Snacks...Travel...Music...Darts...Karaoke...Parlour Games...Not being thought of as a dummy...
Music
So many kinds that I don't think it's worth writing about because, let's face it, if I wrote that Guns 'n Roses or Beethoven or Nightmares on Wax floated my music boat, would it make your day that much sunnier? That sarcasm stated, Kelly Clarkson is my girl.
Movies
Basically there's the cream of the crop - Star Wars (the original), Caddyshack, Die Hard, vintage Zucker Brothers comedies, The Blues Brothers, vintage Mel Brooks, Out Of Sight, His Girl Friday, vintage John Hughes, Raiders of the Lost Ark, vintage Woody Allen - and then there's everything else. Basically.
Television
Match Game, Any NFL game, House, Curb, Earl, Office, The Muppet Show, Three's Company, Conan, SportsCenter, The Price Is Right, Simpsons, Knight Rider, MLB baseball, classic Carson and Letterman, The A-Team, I Dream of Jeannie (no shame there).
Books
Will you judge me if I say I've read all the Harry Potter books? Does it help that I love Fitzgerald? Didn't think so.
Heroes
Johnny Carson, Gene Rayburn, the Colonel from KFC, Ted Knight, Christy Canyon, Shooter McGavin, the man who tasted the first beer, Tom Brady, Sean Connery (in the late 60's), Rodney Dangerfield, Carey Grant, Abe Lincoln, the man who invented Nachos, Angus Young, Batman, Heidi Klum's cleavage (pre-Seal). What can I say? I got a thing for dead people, snack food, beer, sports and boobs.
About me: An aspiring game show host and permanent man-child, I have worn many hats, most of which don't fit due to my enormous cranium (8 1/4, I kid you not!) I sometimes double as a fellow named Fitzy, ranting and raving abut Boston sports and movies and more on townienews.com, even working for ESPN.com last fall following Monday Night Football around the country - see mondaynightmania.com for videos. I was the "Professional" Sports Guy on The Booker Show on K-Rock/92.3FreeFM, New York. I am one of the many smartass talking heads on those All Access VH1 shows (Celeb Baby Names, Bad Breakup Songs, etc...) and any other cable network that will have my whorish self. I host a nonsensical weekly sports show on Heavy.com. I co-hosted a weekly variety show in NYC, The Shark Show, @ Mo Pitkin's. I do voiceovers, standup...and I can not lie; I was that "Ramma-Lamma" guy from ESPN's Dream Job. Please don't let that be how you remember me.
Pimp MySpace
Who I'd like to meet: The guy who made THESE videos!
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Not that I was watching 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90's or anything, I was just going through the channels... I also wasn't watching the show that followed that, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team and I definitely wasn't crying when the 40 year old veteran didn't make it to the training camp...
Sox put down Yanks despite delay - After his 2 hour, 12 minute delayed strikeout of Alex Rodriguez, Jonathan Papelbon finished off the Yankees in the top of the ninth inning, giving the Sox a 4-3 win.
Nick Stevens Man~Child & Comic of the People .. I just made that up..DING!
"TOP TEN SHOWS NICK STEVENS SHOULD OR COULD OR ALMOST WAS IN OR ON"
10) Cash Cab 9) Dirty Jobs 8) How I met Your Mom (Come on NICK was Barney before Barney was Barney) 7) Pardon The Interuption (as Fitzy or as Nick from Burly Sports) 6) My Guys on TBS (Picture "Friends" but with all guys talkin' sports and two hot chics .To really test Nicks acting abilities he would have to be a Cub Fan only thing worse than that is a Red Sux fan. 5)"Sports Court" (This one should be on his website) Two Douchebags come on and argue an all time sports debate or current event Like Clemens and roids ..Nick would be the Judge I of course would be the security. 4)Extreme Sports Makeover (Nick hosts of course. Someone calls about a spouse ,loved one or sibling and a sports makeover of a room, basement or backyard is done special sports guests to appear. ) 3)Lets Make a Deal 2008 2)Ninja Porn
And the Number one show Nick Stevens Man~Child and Comic Of The People Should or Could or Almost Was In or On is................. 1) Match Game 2008 (I can see Nick now with the long skiny microphone and tacky colored blazer)
