Jensen

About me:

Im Chris
And I be loving England




Oh, and Anaheim Ducks FTW







The Essence Of Destiny
Watch your thoughts, for they become words
Choose your words, for they become actions
Understand your actions, for they become habits
Study your habits, for they will become your character
Develop your character, for it becomes your destiny



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These are some Quotes from various people, feel free to make fun of them for them or just appreciate what they said and how funny it is.

- Neil had this Batman toy in his car.. Me "Where did you get it?" Neil "HE CAME IN MAH CEREAL!"

- As Chad was jumping on a bush I say "Dude don'ta breaka data bush!"

-" GET OFF THE SNOW...NOW!" - Some random lady at Arby's to Chad

- Spencer Evans,"You know how like pokemon can talk, like say their names and stuff, well wouldnt it be weird if our animals did that?" We look at each other and say at the exact same time "Like Deer?!"

-"I cant...I have to stretch the hole out." -Aaron Henderson

-Chad "Why is it so dark out?"
-Me "Cause its Christmas!"

-"Did you made that?" - Matt Groff

-"What did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?" Eric Foreman

-"Thats what she said" - Justin McDonald

-"Thats fire, thats pure fire!" - Jenn Jensen

-"Look at my finger!" - Sanjeev Chilukuri

-"No no I wont do it again, but hold still imma do it again" Meatwad- ATHF

-"Thats right moon, you best check yourself, first you wreck yourself." Meatwad- ATHF

-"Only Adults like us are allowed to say damn bitch ass and hell....What damn I was helping you out, bitch." Meatwad- ATHF

-"Hey Frylock, whats a handjob? Cause im about to get one." Meatwad- ATHF

-"Does anyone have anything I can put in my mouth?" Sanjeev Chilukuri

-"I'm going to get some...eventually" Cody Moore

-"My finger feels better now" Aaron Henderson

-"Its too small to put in there" Chad Kilinski

-"We should have a face off to see whos the best, we all know Chris is first, and I'm second." Nathan Stamps - While playing Guitar Hero and Nate was the worst one there.

-In the gym locker room me and Mathis were doing some duo jump. Chad says as taking off his shorts "Lets do it". Adam looks back and says "What?!?!".
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MY FAVORITE QUOTES

"Here's to a long life and a merry one, A quick death and an easy one, A pretty girl and an honest one, A cold beer and another one!" -Irish Saying

"A friend is someone who will bail you out of Jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'" - Unknown

"The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible." - Arthur C. Clarke

"He who has never learned to obey cannot be a good commander." -Aristotle

"Go back a little to leap further." -John Clarke

"If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?" -Joe Namath

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." -General Patton

"Only those are fit to live who are not afraid of dying." -General Douglas MacArthur

"I would not fear a pack of lions led by a sheep, but I would always fear a flock of sheep led by a lion." -Alexander the Great

"Better a thousand times to die with glory than to live without honor." -Louis VI

"They say that "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." - Eddie Izzard, Dressed to Kill

"I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD... I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it." - Jim Morrison

"Somebody ought to tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit every minute of every day. Do it, I say, whatever you want to do, do it now." - Michael Landon

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light." -Helen Keller

"Live so that your friends can defend you, but never have to." -Arnold Glasow

"Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak...sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go." -Unknown

"The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive." -Orlando A. Battista

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage." -Lao Tzu

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katharine Hepburn

"The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." -Allan K. Chalmers

"The hero is no braver than the ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer" -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails." -John Maxwell

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing." -George Bernard Shaw