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Music
Besides my own? The Countdown. Visit them, buy their CD, be their friend before it's too late...
Blondie, Deborah Harry, The Dickies, The Ramones, The The Countdown,Loretta Lynn, The Revillos, Nancy Sinatra, Ann-Margret, Cristina, 60's Girl Groups, Nina Hagen, Rosemary Clooney, Toilet Boys, Klaus Nomi, Josie Cotton, Yma Sumac, The Runaways, Devo, Ella Fitzgerald, Olivia Newton-John, The Sweet, Jayne Mansfield, Anita O'Day
Check out the promotional video from POSEIDON! An Upside Down Musical
The Birds, Female Trouble, Polyester, Hairspray, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World, Mildred Pierce, Father Figure, The Hidden, Torch Song, Girls Will Be Girls, The Poseidon Adventure, Carrie, Batman Returns, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Opposite of Sex, Caged, Videodrome, Detour, A Mighty Wind, Little Miss Sunshine, I Want to Live!, Anything with Joan Crawford or Barbara Stanwyck
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Television
The Sopranos, Green Acres, Big Love, Cheers, Little Britain, Law and Order SVU, Phyllis, The Comeback, Project Runway,Golden Girls
Best Catherine O'Hara SCTV moment EVER
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Books
My Way of Life, Will There Really Be a Morning?, A Boy Named Phyllis, Geek Love
Heroes
Deborah Harry, John Waters, Charles Busch, Carol Burnett, Jayne Mansfield, Joan Crawford, Ann-Margret, Tippi Hedren
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Playwright, actor, holder of the storage locker key and Artistic Director of Hell in a Handbag Productions, Chicago's premiere pop culture camp parody theater company
www.handbagproductions.org
SUPERPUSSYVIXENS, Go Faster! Kill!- 1997
Joan Crawford Goes to Hell-1997
Rudolph, The Red-Hosed Reindeer-1998
sCARRIE! The Musical- 1999
Touched by Jayne Mansfield, A Rock and Roll Musical-2000,
The Birds-2001
POSEIDON! An Upside Down Musical-2002,
How 'Whatever Happened to Baby Jane' Happened-2003
SCARRIE-The Musical-2005
Caged Dames- Fall 2006
Rudolph the Red-Hosed Reinder-Dec. 2006
Check out my band, The Joans
www.myspace.com/thejoansband
Check out my 'friends', Hell in a Handbag .
Which Blondie Album Best Suits You?
Ethereal and Surreal. You have your own beautiful sense of reality. You are AutoAmerican. Take this quiz!
Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success
The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.
You are one tough dame, as tough as they come. You've had to fight long and hard to get where you are, but you always knew you'd do whatever you had to do to get ahead. You aren't above committing crimes (or seducing others to do them for you) to get what you want. You want to be happy and comfortable, but you usually always manage to get the fuzzy end of the lollipop. Even your kids are usually against you. Your leading men include anyone you set your sights on, even married guys that are never seen on-screen. Watch your back.
The Joans' video "Mad at the Dirt" has been selected for Reeling 28 GLBT Film Fest here in Chicago Nov. 5-14th and will be screening on Nov. 6th at 7pm in the "Boy Crazy" line-up at the Film Row Cinema. DON'T MISS IT, FELLAS!! REELING FILM FESTIVAL
This is not just a California issue. This is an issue of equality across America.
This is a nationwide event. Every major city in America (and some around the world) will be protesting on Saturday. To find a protest near you, go to: http://jointheimpact. wetpaint. com/
Interesting - you spell MUAH that way and I spell it MWAH. Whatever and however you spell it a big oone out to you. MWAH! (With The Dating Game arm gesture too!)
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